Daron: get back. Hank: Jimmy Urine: i wanted to kill him!!! Hank: Daron: you move your fucking ass back over to kevin or i'll shoot you too!! Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: y-you wouldn't... Daron: oh, i would!! back stabber!! Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Daron: you have any last requests? Hank: oh god.... Hank: i-i-i Daron: Hank: i'm sorry, please don't shoot me!! Jimmy Urine: Daron: request denied. Kevin Neil: Hank: Daron: adios... Daron: Jimmy Urine: Daron: Jimmy Urine: oh, god... Daron: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: kevin! hang in ther- Daron: get in the car. Jimmy Urine: what? Daron: get in the fucking car!!! Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: kevin, hold on... it'll be okay... Daron: Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: what are you doing!? are you crazy!? Kevin Neil: Daron: i said get in the car. Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: j-.... Daron: sorry man... Kevin Neil: jimmy.... Kevin Neil: Daron: Daron: it'll go easier this way... Daron: for all of us... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: n-... Jimmy Urine: daron! stop! Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: daron! don't do it!!! Daron: if you really love jimmy... Kevin Neil: Daron: you'll realize that this is the only way for him to be safe... Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i-... Kevin Neil: Daron: we can't take you to a hospital... we'll be caught. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i... Daron: are you willing to sacrafice your self for him? Kevin Neil: y-...y-... Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: y-y-....yes..... Daron: ...i will honor your self-rightious suicide... Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: how could you even try!? Kevin Neil: Daron: Jimmy Urine: why!? why did you make me have to choose!? Jimmy Urine: i-i love you both so much!!! Daron: Kevin Neil: Daron: i-i wanted to do it for us... Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: kevin... Jimmy Urine: kevin, listen to me... Jimmy Urine: im not gonna let you die. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: it's all my fault... Daron: Kevin Neil: j-jimmy....d-d-.... d-don't cry.... Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: don't die... Jimmy Urine: a-angels don't deserve die... Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: j-.... Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: i don't care if i'm caught! i'm getting you to a hospital! Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: n-n... Jimmy Urine: i'm gonna drive you there... Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: j-jimmy.. Daron: Kevin Neil: n-no.... Daron: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: j-j-....jimmy.... Daron: Jimmy Urine: daron!! Daron: Kevin Neil: Daron: Daron: Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: kevin... hang in there... Kevin Neil: Daron: Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: come on... Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i-i... didn't w-want to l-lose you...jimmy.... Jimmy Urine: you wont. Kevin Neil: i-i-... i...l-love you s-so..m- Kevin Neil: much Kevin Neil: Daron: Daron: Kevin Neil: Daron: Daron: Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Parametics: Daron: Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: <...mentions hank's fate> Jimmy Urine: Cop: james euringer? Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: becareful... i'm insane... Cop: Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: Daron: Daron: Nurse: i want you to tell me what happened, the best that you can remember Daron: love hurts. Nurse: i.... Daron: i tried to save... i tried to.... i tried... it was all a mistake... Nurse: it's alright, calm down... Daron: ...i killed a man... Nurse: oh.... Daron: i was scared of being caught for selling bad drugs... or sexual harassmnet... but now i guess it's for murder. Nurse: Daron: i guess i chose my own fate... Nurse: Daron: i didn't want to kill kevin... but i could only think of jamie. Daron: i-i didn't want him to go back to that prison... back there with wayne... Daron: i knew that kevin would have agreed... Nurse: Daron: nevermind... it's not worth it. Daron: how's kevin? can i see him? Nurse: mr. neil is fine, he is alive, but he is in critical condition Daron: can i see him..? Nurse: we have to finish cleaning you up first, but you may see him Daron: ...good. Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: Daron: Daron: Daron: Kevin Neil: Daron: how are ya? Kevin Neil: .....fine Daron: i'm sorry... about what i did. i just... Kevin Neil: you didn't want jimmy to go back? Daron: no... Daron: i had just shot hank and my testastrone was through the roof and i just... wasn't thinking straight... Kevin Neil: i would have died for him... Daron: ...me to... Daron: i did... kill for him. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: Daron: i'm gonna miss you... Kevin Neil: Daron: ...i'm gonna be in for life... Daron: so you don't have to be... worrying about me taking jimmy... anymore...... Kevin Neil: i'm sorry daron...i tried to save you.....and...it blew up in your face.... Daron: what do you mean? Kevin Neil: ...i tried to hide you from...everyone...so you wouldn't get caught...you or jimmy...and now it's happened.... Daron: .o0 (he tried to hide me? seemed more like he tried to keep me from reporting them... and hide me from jimmy) Kevin Neil: if you would have killed me...you and jimmy both would be free.... Kevin Neil: Daron: ... i know... .o0 (that wasn't the entire plan... ) Daron: we both lost out. Daron: he's gone. Daron: they took him away the moment we got here... Kevin Neil: i thought they might have Daron: ...wayne is probably waiting for him... Kevin Neil: i wish he was here... Daron: i.. just wanted to.. have him... as my own... Daron: Kevin Neil: he wanted you too....he would've had you... Daron: i treated him like trash in the last few hours... i... Daron: tried my damndist to hate him... Daron: i couldn't. Kevin Neil: he would have left me.... Daron: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i would have lost him.... Daron: i tried to hate him. i tried to avoid him... to make him forget... or maybe i tried to forget... Daron: it's a no win situation... we both fell for the same man... and he can't decide... Daron: and now we both lost him... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: i'm sorry... i was in error... Daron: he was yours to begin with... Daron: that night that i met him... he was just another slut to me... Kevin Neil: Daron: he hurt me so bad... but then those few words spoken in the court room... Daron: i'm sorry... i... wont continue Kevin Neil: daron... Daron: ....yeah? Kevin Neil: ...thank you... Daron: ...what...? Kevin Neil: for saving my life.... Daron: i'm not just in love with jimmy you know... Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: t-they're gonna let me go in the morning... Daron: and then i'll be arrested. i confessed. Daron: you're off the hook. Kevin Neil: Daron: i... told them that i stole the car... Daron: and that i made you come... Kevin Neil: that's...awfuly nice of you...you didn't have to... Kevin Neil: Daron: i owed it Kevin Neil: Daron: when you go visit jimmy... could you tell him that... Kevin Neil: Daron: i'm still mad at him about the robbing thing... so he doesn't miss me. Kevin Neil: Daron: i'd rather him be happy that i'm gone then feel sad. Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: Daron: .o0 (i just wished... i could have kissed jamie once more...) Daron: .o0 (all i can remember is the pain in his eyes...) Kevin Neil: hey... Daron: Kevin Neil: i was told a hug always helps... Daron: Kevin Neil: Daron: i'm sorry i caused you so much pain... Kevin Neil: don't worry about it... Daron: i was a lawyer. i'm good at messing up people's lives.... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i'm glad that we were friends Daron: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: Daron: well... i'll see ya. Kevin Neil: Daron: or more likely you'll be seeing me... on the news. Kevin Neil: daron... Daron: Kevin Neil: i'll miss ya Daron: Kevin Neil: (four weeks later) Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: damn it, steve! move! Jimmy Urine: you know that at 5:00 i watch maury! Steve: Jimmy Urine: Steve: me go pee pee on the floor, hide me sandwich in me drawer... Steve: slam me head against the door... Jimmy Urine: okay, sit and if you're quiet, you can watch with me. Steve: Jimmy Urine: you see that fat lady? Steve: she's pretty. Jimmy Urine: no, steve. she's a slut bag hoe. Steve: oh. Jimmy Urine: and you see those two men? Steve: yep. Jimmy Urine: they're skanks too. Jimmy Urine: those two could be the father of her baby. Steve: oo. Jimmy Urine: yeah, and one of them is her cousin. Steve: i have a cousin. Jimmy Urine: really? that's nice. Steve: yeah. she was on jerry. she was poor. has not enough clothes. Jimmy Urine: Steve: her clothes fell off a lot and they blurred her like on cops. i like cops... Jimmy Urine: i don't. Kevin Neil: hi.... Lady: yeah? Kevin Neil: uhm...can i visit a patient? Kevin Neil: i'm his gaurdian Lady: your here to see james right? Kevin Neil: yes... Lady: yeah, i saw your pic on the news. Kevin Neil: oh...i don't watch the news Kevin Neil: .o0(not anymore) Lady: go right in. the calm patients are in the rec room. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: thanks Kevin Neil: Wayne: Wayne: Kevin Neil: hey... Wayne: hey yourself. Kevin Neil: how are you? Wayne: good. it's nice to see you again... Kevin Neil: it's nice to see you...i know we had our disputes, but...i'm truly sorry and...i want to be friends Wayne: nurse! one of the insanities escaped!! Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: .o0(that's wayne fo ya) Wayne: that's a good one. you never told me you were a comedian. what do you want? Kevin Neil: i want to see jammie Wayne: i'm sure he wants to see you too... it's been fun having him to myself... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: come on just lemme see him Wayne: sure. Kevin Neil: hey....do that again... Wayne: i see that your belt cuts healed into nice little scars... Wayne: Kevin Neil: wouldn't want to die without any Wayne: come back to my house and i'll give you some more to match. Kevin Neil: Wayne: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Kevin Neil: well well well! Kevin Neil: who's the hottie in that chair over there! Wayne: here we go again... Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: kevin! Kevin Neil: Steve: kevin! Jimmy Urine: seat check! Steve: damn. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: oh baby, i missed you so much! Jimmy Urine: god! they wouldn't tell me if you lived or not! Jimmy Urine: we're not allowed to watch the news! Kevin Neil: well i'm alive and i'm here.... Steve: kevin! kevin! weee! kevin! Jimmy Urine: steve! sit! Steve: Jimmy Urine: i want a full report on this episode of maury! Steve: Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: just a sec! Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: hey, there, champ... you don't think we could use the visiter's room, do ya? Wayne: what for? Jimmy Urine: ...to visit? Wayne: that means that i'm gonna have to actually watch you... Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: no it doesn't. i'll be good. Wayne: Kevin Neil: hey wayne Wayne: Kevin Neil: lookie what i got!! Wayne: i don't take bribes anymore... Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Wayne: i don't like you. get it? Kevin Neil: so? Wayne: Wayne: the answer is no. Jimmy Urine: pwease? Kevin Neil: there's about a thousand bucks here wayne Wayne: never. Kevin Neil: i can easily make it more Wayne: i don't care. i don't want your shitty money. Kevin Neil: bullshit Wayne: i have a three foot rule. break that rule and i break your neck! Kevin Neil: fine, be that way dick... Jimmy Urine: he does... look at ernie Wayne: yeah, he wasn't even a paitent here! hahahahahaha!!! Ernie: laugh it up... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: come on, wayne. if we can't use the visitor room then we'll just have to do stuff here and you'll have to explain the the families of the paitents how they leared to do certain things... Wayne: that's sick. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: well... steve! remember that mentos commercial? Kevin Neil: Steve: mentos!!! fresh maker!!! Jimmy Urine: okay okay... back to the tv. Kevin Neil: Wayne: ...ew. Kevin Neil: Wayne: you have ten minutes. and if anything happens that i don't approve of... Wayne: i know where you sleep. Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: now, when i close the door, it'll lock behind us. Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: we can't get out but they can get in. Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: what have you been up to? Kevin Neil: well...nothing much...just healing.. Kevin Neil: i was thinking about you the whole time Jimmy Urine: me too... Jimmy Urine: i had nothing else to think about. Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: they called wayne... and asked him to jury duty for daron... Jimmy Urine: i obviously can't go. Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: h-have you talked to him at all? Kevin Neil: he talked to me in the hospital Jimmy Urine: Jimmy Urine: did he mention me at all? Kevin Neil: he said....o0(what did he say?? oh!) he said he was still mad about the whole...robbing thing Jimmy Urine: h-h-he did...? Kevin Neil: yeah.... Kevin Neil: he did.... Jimmy Urine: so... he hates me still? Kevin Neil: i guess... Jimmy Urine: i told him i was sorry... Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: i know baby...i'm sorry... Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: it was all i ever wanted was for you two to get along... Jimmy Urine: and he tried to kill you.... Kevin Neil: well...we talked about that, and...it's alright now Jimmy Urine: i wanted all three of us... to be together. Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: i love you two so much. you are my only family... Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: i know that he felt the same way... Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: .o0(that actually isn't true..) Jimmy Urine: it's not a feeling on lust... it's of love and need. the way i love and need you... Jimmy Urine: .o0 (besides... i really don't think daron is that gay...) Kevin Neil: Jimmy Urine: i guess it's not worth crying over... Jimmy Urine: he hates me and i'm gonna have to try and accept that. Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: i love you jimmy.... Jimmy Urine: i love you too, kevin............ Kevin Neil: (6 MONTHS LATER) (jimmy is out on parole and... daron was proven innocent on self defense. he was his own lawyer. but he is now serving community service for bad drug soliciting and sexual harassment against wayne. he's cleaning highways in a lil orange suit *hehe!*)