Chookie book of quotes

We all make a slip up from time to time. Most times you have a laugh and move on. That's definately not the Chookie way. If you stuff up, or make a clown of yourself, then it becomes set in concrete as part of chookie folklore. Here's what we mean.............

A Chookless Glossary

Some famous quotes from the gang:

"Chad Tilly" - Tad Chilly

"Set of Cleavage" - Refer Hotters

"Nice pair of Hotters" - Pair of Hooters

"Chid Squilly" - Chilly Squid

"Mr Pointy" - (with variation on Dr Evil little finger) to signify nipple action

"I'm a better man than that!" - (Wylie) After knocking back the obvious advances of a Dutch/Swedish Dolly bird

"Micki-oda" - Jody trying to say Mediocre

“That's not green..........it's just the colour at the moment.” - Jase describing the poor state of his pool

(Although I did have to stop Gadj last night from getting carried away on the 45s. This was his comment with record in hand):
"Actually this one is quite recent"
To which was replied:
"How the hell can it be recent when it's a 45?"

"It's not Shaaaarrrrron, it's Shhaarrron" - quote S.Hark.

"Your so ugly women only have sex with you because they're too lazy to masturbate" - Quote from Dave of THE YOUNG ONCE Indoor Cricket Team

Leytons Quote - all my life I have searched for a quote that sums me up - here it is - (courtesy of Ray Charles) "I never wanted to be famous, just great."

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Name Generators

Yeah, you know the ones - those internet pages and programs that create crazy names based on any number of weird combinations. Well this is the results of some the Chookies have tried (thanks to Shark for pointing these pages out to us):

 

Chookless Heads Porno names

A2                   Shangi Oxford

Annette         Bobo St Ives

Bok                Icecream Wanlip

Cheryl           Topsy Spencer, or maybe Topsy Thorndon

Gadg             Fluffy Jordan

Grog              Bounce Williams

Guy                Chilly Homburg

J.C                 Snowy Boomerang

Jase              Storm Tantara

Leanne         Chirpy/Snowball Wattle

Leyton          Mr Pigwig Hilda

Schlang        Buffy Londonderry

Stu                 Tiger Harrison

Rachel          Kitty Florence

Russell         Sparky Park

Wegs             Sunny Harold & How about 2nds: Rusty Stonehouse!

Wooly            Sooty Masters

 

Favourite Muppet

Wooly - I always liked those big Woolly Trolls and the chef, and beaker, and animal. Hard to pick one out of these

Gadj - Scooter.

Annette - I was a huge fan of Fozzie Bear !!!!!!

Guy - Mine was the Chef (erde fler deber burt burt burt) and Beaker (umm golly you all know the noises he makes)

Leanne - Definitely the Swedish Chef. Why..... because after a few beers a Swedish Chef impersonation is always guaranteed to incite hysterical laughter.

Wegs - Gonzo rocks even if his fetish with chickens was a bit strange!

Leyton - I liked the Dr Teeth Band - they rocked, and with animal on skins how could they do any thing else?

Greg - Statler and Waldorf the two critics

 

Party/Glam Names
(to add your name to the list, go to the site here and pass the result on)

Scott - Nova Mirrorpowder

Wegs - Nova Sugarfreak

leyton - Decadent Shimmersex

Shlang - Continental Sparklepants

Dave W - Hologram Blowfreak

JC - Ginchy Tinselpill

Annette - Poxy Feathersex

Grog - Glossy Shimmerplanet

Cheryl - Ferrari Purplepants

Guy - Glossy Glitterfreak

Leanne - Decadence Hotsex

Jase - Ginchy Sugarpowder