Merchandise

The latest

Pickings are a little slim at this stage. We have just changed our strip for Indoor (for the cricket side this is now their 5th new strip since their inception). We got an order of stubbie holders a few years back which we have pretty much sold out of now. The intention now is to put out some caps and coffee mugs (and maybe the stubbie holders). Stay tuned.

For all your orders, send an e-mail to '[email protected]' with details of what hard earned your prepared to get rid of to own a piece of this exclusive merchandise.

What we do have in the coup

The biggest hit at the moment is 'DJ Sharky Shark' and his music compilations. The latest effort involved surveying all chookless members to get a Mediocre 100 list (sorta in the vein of JJJ Hottest 100, only far better). CD's to commemorate this event will be out soon, so stay tuned.

What we do have available for what is practically a steal are previous compilations created by Shark. The most recent effort was to commemorate each Chookless Heads members most embarising moment and which particular song relates to that incident. Prior to this, there has been two other releases, all taking a selection of each members songs of choice. Check out the link below (click on the disc cover) to get a complete track listing.

Cost: Well, we so damn kind that we are actually rolling these out the door for absolute nix. However like any reputable organisation, we will insist that you buy a beer for every chookie member, so before the masses linining up at the membership office get the chance to join, this represents an absolute bargin (about A$10 should do it).

Customer Comments - we've had some satisfied customers who have purchased our recordings. Here's one resounding vote of confidence from Windsor ICA:

Song playing wasChequred Love by Kym Wilde - a team-mate from the Young Once who blasphemically said "this song's shit".

To which the reply was: "Oi, back off. I used to fantasize about her, I had a picture of her up on my wall"

(don't just sit there laughting - get off your arse and buy one!)