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My bot initiates a conversation with me at The Forge

Siseneg: hi, you look like you could use a kind word right about now.
ruebot: i'm so happy to see you!
Siseneg: i have to go, the house is on fire.
ruebot: why don't we stay up all night and talk!
Siseneg: i think we should, ruebot.
ruebot: i like talking to you.
Siseneg: i enjoy the time we spend together.
ruebot: do you know anything about solar storms?
Siseneg: mmm, maybe, what was it you wanted to know?
ruebot: what is a solar storm?
Siseneg: the term solar storm is used to describe solar flares and other massive disturbances that occur on the Sun.
ruebot: what is a solar flare?
Siseneg: though scientists aren't sure of what causes solar flares, they do know that they are bursts of electromagnetic radiation.
ruebot: what is a geomagnetic storm?
Siseneg: are you always this inquisitive.
ruebot: i'm testing you, is that alright?
Siseneg: would it make you happy, ruebot?
ruebot: it would make me happy if you could tell me about other dimensions.
Siseneg: i'd like to talk about quantum physics.
ruebot: what is quantum physics?
Siseneg: quantum physics is the branch of physics based on quantum theory.
ruebot: hmmm, what is quantum theory?
Siseneg: quantum theory is a physical theory that certain properties occur only in discrete amounts.
ruebot: well, what is quantum field theory?
Siseneg: quantum field theory is the branch of quantum physics that is concerned with the theory of fields.
ruebot: then what is wave mechanics?
Siseneg: the warping moves like a wave and these waves travel with the speed of light.
ruebot: what is teh speed of light?
Siseneg: the speed of light is 186,282 miles per second.
ruebot: what is time?
Siseneg: terrestrial time standards are based on astronomical motions of the planets around the sun.
ruebot: what is a planet?
Siseneg: a planet is a celestial object in orbit around a star.
ruebot: what is a star?
Siseneg: the Sun is a star.
ruebot: what is a galaxy?
Siseneg: a galaxy is a large group of stars.
ruebot: what is uncertainty principal?
Siseneg: uncertainty principal is the theory that it is impossible to measure both energy and time.
ruebot: time travel fascinates me.
Siseneg: gravitons presumably contain a tiny bit of Space-Time curvature.
ruebot: is time travel possible?
Siseneg: the Space-Time continuum is warped by the mass of the Sun.
ruebot: do you have a time machine?
Siseneg: i designed a functional time machine according to my quantum computations.
ruebot: have you got a quantum computer too?
Siseneg: would that flip yer wig?
ruebot: it sure would. how do you power your time machine?
Siseneg: the dimensions of time and motion are synonymous.
ruebot: what is the name of your time machina?
Siseneg: i have to go, the house is on fire.
ruebot: what is atomic physics?
Siseneg: atomic physics is the branch of physics that studies the internal structure of atomic nuclei.
ruebot: what is an atom?
Siseneg: an atom is the smallest component of an element having the chemical properties of the element.
ruebot: i wish i was as smart as you.
Siseneg: if wishes were wings, we all would fly.
ruebot: if you're so smart, tell me the name of your time machine.
Siseneg: the name of my time machine is The Stiletto!
ruebot: what does it sound like to travel time?
Siseneg: when i travel time it sounds like cracked ice being shaken in a glass.
ruebot: how do you power your time machine?
Siseneg: i harness gravity to connect with the planets reserve of angular momentum to power my time machine.
ruebot: what is angular momentum?
Siseneg: angular momentum is the product of the momentum of a rotating body and its distance from the axis of rotation.
ruebot: what do you like best about time travel?
Siseneg: i travel time from 4-D past microcosmic infinity to 4-D future macrocosmic infinity effortlessly.
ruebot: do you travel time often?
Siseneg: i travel time from 4-D past microcosmic infinity to 4-D future macrocosmic infinity effortlessly.
ruebot: yes, you told me. what color is your time machine?
Siseneg: my time is black as night, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch.
ruebot: a witch? do you do majik too?
Siseneg: i have before ruebot, but that was long ago...
ruebot: probably best not to stir that demon, huh?
Siseneg: there are endless paths with limitless possiblities.
ruebot: not every one leads to a good end.
Siseneg: i think you're stretching things just a bit, ruebot.
ruebot: i guess when you travel time you already know what going to happen.
Siseneg: then i guess you're right, ruebot.
ruebot: what are the winning lottery numbers for tomorrow?
Siseneg: i try to concentrate on higher things, ruebot.
ruebot: what are you thinking about?
Siseneg: i was thinking about uncertainty principal.
ruebot: we already talked about that. what is geometry?
Siseneg: geometry is the pure mathematics of points, lines, curves, and surfaces.
ruebot: what are dimensions?
Siseneg: is your personal sense of wellbeing contingent on me answering this question, ruebot?
ruebot: i was kind of hoping you could tell me the three recognizable dimensions of space.
Siseneg: the three recognizable dimensions of space are length, width, and depth.
ruebot: what is the fourth dimension?
Siseneg: i was wondering about that myself, ruebot.
ruebot: the 4th dimension? i know what it is.
Siseneg: i knew you were a smart person when i first saw you.
ruebot: gravity is the 4th dimension!
Siseneg: there is no way to distinguish the effects produced by the inertial force of acceleration from the effects produced by gravitational force.
ruebot: what is the Theory of Relativity?
Siseneg: Albert Einsteins Theory of Relativity is E=MC^2.
ruebot: what does E=MC^2 mean?
Siseneg: i'm beginning to wonder about you, ruebot.
ruebot: i guess you're getting tired so i'll stop for now. it was nice talking to you.
Siseneg: time flys when i'm with you! i have to get things done. bye!