"Jedite...You stupid perv. What is wrong with you?" Zoisite asked from her shower. Zoisite just caught Jedite staring at her.

"Well, Zoisite, you are just so beautiful and well I thought if maybe you saw me when you were in there you would invite me in. So what do you say?" Jedite asked as he continued staring at Zoisite through the steamy glass.

"I say that I tell Malachite about this." Zoisite said as she thought to herself why would Jedite even think he had a chance to her. Then she knew just the Nega Jerk who put him up to this.

"Please Zoisite, don't tell him. I'll do anything and I do mean anything," Jedite said and he hoped that she would ask him to *help* her bathe. 

"Jedite, stop it. I know Nephlyte put you up to this. Besides Jedite, have you even SEEN a naked person, not including yourself." Zoisite said. She loved to tease virgin Jedite.

"Hey! Don't insult me. And so what if Neph suggested me to come to you. Zoi, I won't lie to you. I am very inexperienced. But couldn't you teach me? Please Zoi. I am sick of being innocent Jedite who is the only one in the whole Negaverse that is a virgin." Jedite pleaded.

"Jed, you try way too hard. I get it that you want a girl. Yet I am not the one for you," Zoisite said surprising herself how nice she could be.

"No one is the one for me. I even tried going after Sailor Mercury....again. But that didn't work and one time I tried going after Sailor Mars and well I got burnt where the sun doesn't shine. I will never have anyone."

"Well, Jed, that is your problem. Don't go after Sailor Scouts! There are millions of girls in the Negaverse who would love to have a ride on one of the high generals. Remember Titus? She was in love with you. But you were too busy dreaming about Serina who is Sailor Moon to even look at her."

"Well, you certainly liked Titus. I saw the way you looked at her. I bet you and Mal had some fun with her. Oh and let me guess, you both took turns sucking Malachite's cock and then you wanted more attention so you had them both suck you at the same time. I know you love kink. I'm surprised you aren't starting to bang yourself just thinking about Mal and Titus." 

"Hey! You aren't Jedite! Nephlyte how DARE you come her pretending to be Jedite. And Malachite is my one and only and I think you should leave now because I want to get dressed and kick some Molly butt! Or would that hurt your feelings?" Zoisite said.

"Well, Zoisite. Aren't you a smart girl. You figured out who I am. But you aren't touching my Molly."

"I'll do whatever I want to that annoying friend of Sailor Moon. Or do you want to dress up as Cape Boy again you fruit?" Zoisite said with a twinge of her sarcasm.

"Well Zoi, the reason you aren't touching Molly is because you'll be in bed with me."

"Yeah right."

"You see Zoisite. I've always found you attractive. So attractive that sometimes I just wanna grab your sweet..."

"Stop it." Zoisite said and sent a flash of energy knocking Nephlyte to the ground.

"Come on Zoisite! Gimme a chance!" Nephlyte said.

"Stop it you jerk!"

"Shhhhhh Zoisite."

"Huh? What are you ..." Zoisite said . But those were the last words to leave her mouth before Nephlyte shot a wave of energy that made Zoisite fall asleep. Nephlyte took her to Queen Beryl.

"Excellent job, Nephlyte. Look at her. So innocent, the only one she has had is Malachite. Yet don't worry Nephlyte soon you shall be inside of her. Here is power so surpreme that you are even stronger than Malachite. In case he wants to interfere. And if he does send him to me. I always wondered how he tasted." Beryl said.

Nephlyte teleported with Zoisite back to his headquarters. He started to undress Zoisite. She was so beautiful. He envied Malachite so much. Nephlyte wished Zoisite was his. Well, he wished that until Zoisite regained consciousness.

"Where am I?" Zoisite asked and was shocked to find herself completley naked with her general uniform in Nephlyte's hand. 

"Hello fair Zoisite."

"Cut the crap Nephlyte. Get me out of here and give me back my clothes! Now!"

"Nope, not until we consumate and you let me inside of you. Zoisite, let me feel you. You poor little kitten you. Malachite is too rough for someone as delicate as you. You need someone gentle and smooth like me. You need me Zoisite." 

"No, I don't! ZOI!" Zoisite was shocked to see that her powers didn't work.

"Don't try to fight it, Zoi. Beryl gave me powers that surpass yours and even your prescous Malachite's. So don't even think of calling on him to help you. You will feel me inside of you! Beryl promised me that!" Nephlyte shouted. Yet all of sudden a flash of light lighted up the room. Zoisite knew right away that it was Malachite there to rescue her.

"Stop right there!" Malachite commanded.

"Malachite! I lost my powers and he won't leave me alone!" Zoisite cried.

"Nephlyte, never you were so desperate to get some that you would rape my lover. Cause I don't take that very lightly! The punishment of hurting my Zoisite is death!" Malachite proclaimed.

"That's what you think," Queen Beryl said.

"Queen Beryl, good to see you. Nephlyte is assualting Zoisite."

"I know and guess what Malachite. It's your turn to get assaulted by me."

"Why Beryl?" Malachite asked.

"Easy. Nephlyte just wants to have some fun with Zoisite. I don't see what is wrong with that. You do it all the time."

"Yeah, but I love..."

"Malachite, did you just say that you love her? I forbid love in the Negaverse. You should know that." Beryl said.

"He meant that he loves fucking me." Zoisite said.

"Oh, well that is better. So Zoisite, I hope you enjoy Nephlyte as much as I shall enjoy Malachite. And by the way Nephlyte use the powers I gave you. It shall make you as strong as the Negaforce made me when I fought against Serenity. Now, don't worry you won't be watsing energy because when not used for fighting the moon kingdom these powers aren't used up." Beryl said.

"But my Queen. If Nephlyte is that strong he will be too much for Zoisite. He won't just rape her, he'll kill her with all that force." Malachite protested.

"What a pity. Yet don't worry Malachite I'll make sure you say alive." Beryl said and lifted her arm so Malachite and her began to teleport.

"Malachite!!!!!!" Zoisite screamed.
"I love you Zoisite!" Malachite responded.

Then a flash of light appeared which stopped the teleport of Queen Beryl and Malachite.

"What is going on?" Nephlyte asked.

"I am. I am Jedite. Champion of the Negaverse and enemy of the moon and that means none of you. But I don't tolerate abuse among the Negaverse." Jedite said in a very Sailor Moon-ish way.

"Pitiful Jedite? You think you can stand up to me?" Beryl teased.

"No." Jedite replied.

"That's better." Beryl said with a smile on her face.

"I know I can beat you." Jedite said and ran over to punch Nephlyte and free Zoisite. Then Jedite stepped aside to reveal Queen Beryl's worst fear. It was Zoisite, only she wore a dark red gown strapless gown and held in her hands two daggers. She was Lady Zoisite. Born of royal blood and married to Lord Malachite. Her powers were a million times stronger than Beryl's.

"I call upon the powers of Zephyr, passion, and true love to banish Beryl and Nephlyte! ZOI!!!!!!!" Zoisite yelled as Nephlyte and Beryl were flung to the floor.

"Zoisite, my love." Malachite said as he transformed to Lord Malachite. He wore a fighting outfit similar to that of Prince Darrien and was equipped with his royal sword.

"Thank you Jedite. But why? Why did you risk your life to return us to power?" Zoisite asked.

"Well, I could hear when you thought Nephlyte was me and you said how I just have to find the right girl and that I'm not a bad guy. I always thought you thought I was just some loser. I thought I was a loser. But you made me realize I am not a loser. I am Jedite!"

"That's great. But Jed, Zoi....what do we do with them?" Malachite asked pointed to Nephlyte and Beryl.

"GIve em to the Sailor Scouts?" Zoisite asked.

"Sounds good and maybe we can make peace with them." Malachite said.

"Peace?" Zoisite and Jedite asked in shock.

"Yes, peace. We will never be able to experience true love until we stop all this hate. I don't want to fight for good...or evil. I just want to defend you my lady Zoisite." 

"Malachite, I love you." Zoisite said as she softly kissed Malachite. He was the one she loved and no matter what she was on, as long as he was there beside her, she was on the right side.

"Um, you guys what about me?" Jedite asked. Yet Zoisite and Malachite continued kissing.

"Excuse me."

Yet they started to make love right in front of Jedite. So Jedite just sighed and thought at least someone could be happy. Then Jedite had a great idea. Maybe one of the Sailor Scouts would go out with him now that Beryl was gone. Jedite smiled and knew that he had made the right choice. And maybe, Jedite thought, he would get layed. Because Malachite sure was.