Now... my collection sort of sucks as of now... but I'll add to it as much as I can before Christmas vay-cay. Send submissions to [email protected]

Lina:Oh, I'm starving! Why couldn't they have come AFTER lunch?!
Zel: You can afford to miss a meal...
Lina: What's that supposed to mean?! Are you calling me FAT?!

Zelgadis:Very well. This will do.. Poof!

(After Gourry lifts up Filia's skirt)
Zelgadis: But why did you.. you know, do that? Was it really that you were that interested in lifting up her skirt?
Gourry: Ack.. Lifting up her skirt?! Don't be ridiculious! I just wanted to see what was in there!
Zelgadis: Isn't that usually the point of lifting up a girl's skirt?

Xellos:Now that..is a secret...

Zelgadis: Damn you Rezo...

Gourry: Keep eating like that and you'll bust everywhere cept..heh..your bust!

Lina: How does a guy with the brains of a jellyfish know about that time of the month?!

Gourry:Too bad, I was ready for the show to be over..
Zelgadis: Well, they can't keep these episodes serious for too long..

Amelia:Oh...Mister Zelgadis.. I wonder if he's gonna need that hair on the table...

Lina: You're just the way I like 'em.. big.. and dumb...
Gourry: I hope that's the ghost talking.. Amelia.. DO SOMETHING!!

Zelgadis: Why.. with that price, you could buy a castle from a Prince!.. on prime real estate!....fully furnished!!....servants included!

Lina casting a Dragon Slave

Gourry: I'd have to go with Nyo Haron's....
Zelgadis:Nyara Nyara!
Lina: Nyo Haron's!
Amelia: It has to be Nyara Nyara!
Lina: Grr...
Zelgadis: Hmmph.
Amelia: Grr..
Gourry: Hmm?

Lina: A chicken.
Amelia:A chicken.
Zelgadis: Yeah, a chicken from every angle.
Gourry: Quite possibly the chickenest looking chicken I've ever seen..

Gourry:Lina! He's burning my bottom off!!! (Personal favorite)

Lina:Oh, thanks a lot for the great choice you're giving us!
Zelgadis: Death...or slavery to a devil.....
Gourry: Hmm...Slave works for me!
Lina/Zelgadis: URK! *facefault*

Xellos: So, tell me, Filia.. How's the Fire Dragon King these days?
Filia:Aah!! Don't step one foot outside this line you creep!!
Xellos: That hurt.
Filia:Don't try to follow us or you'll be sorry!!......And I mean it!!!!
Xellos: O....k....

Zelgadis: Remember, this is dangerous kids.. so don't try this at home..
Chibi Lina/Gourry: But why not?!

Lina: How could this happen?I'm the star of the show!The Kopii Rezo and the demon beast Zanafaar got me!Well...maybe the beautiful really are doomed to die young..No way!! I don't wanna die!

Lina: Why do the stupid fish monsters always come after ME?

Sylphiel: Gourry-sama! (Japanese)

Martina and her father cackling manically...

Ameria: Justice is always on my side! And justice will prevail!!
Lina: Oh! Now you've really done it! You're dead!! Darkness beyond twilight...crimson beyond blood that flows..
Gourry: AH! Wait!!You're casting the Dragon Slave!
Lina: Lemme go, Gourry! I'll visit her in the hospital later!!

Gourry: You're gonna get fat..
Lina: Mind your own business.
Gourry: ....Can I have one?
Lina: No way.
Gourry: Aw...

Gourry: KIIIILLLLL!!
Lina: AAAHHH!!
Gourry: KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!
Lina: AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!
Syphiel: Gourry, dear, no!
Gourry: AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Zelgadis: Well...now that...is a secret...heh..

Gourry: Hey, a village! Maybe I can find some lollipops for you there.

Gourry: SHABRANIGDO?! He's that main monster guy!!!

Ameria: *singing*A girl who has justice there on her side side never has to fe-e-ear..."

Ameria: Do...do you work in a pet shop?

Lina: You know, you sure would make a great politician, Xellos..

Valgarv:If you understand that, then stop fighting. It's the least you could do for someone who's travelled all this way just to kill you, isn't it?

Zelgadis: Don't forget Miss Sunshine...I'm only here to find a way to turn my body back to normal..

Chibi Linas: VICTORY!YAY! YAY!
Lina: Yea!! Victory! Great job !
Gourry: C'mon guys, you suck!

Lina: I just keep running into weirdos!...With Gourry here being weirdo number one..
Gourry: At least I'm number one at Something..

Gourry: "Oh great. Don't you know how to give a guy a break?"
Lina: "Give a guy a break, and you'll end up broken."
Goury: "What's that mean?"
Lina: "I have no idea."

(Japanese) Ameria: I know it seems sudden, Lina, but I'm ready to play!
Xellos: Hello! ^.^

(Japanese) Basically the same thing as above, but in Japanese (Filia yelling at Xellos and running off) Funny as hell.