Gourry:But..but..he seemed so nice..
Amelia:Miss Lina..I really think we should stop letting Mister Gourry in charge of getting the map..
Xellos:(Appearing upside down in front of them)I thought you would've wanted to go to Spooner Continent..
Lina: What the hell made you think that?!
Xellos:(opens one eye and waggles a finger at them) Well..th-at..is..a secret.. (He cackles and disappears)
Zelgadis:(Eye twitch, his fist clenched tightly, a vein popping out of his forehead slightly) Stupid..mazoku..fruitcake..BASTARD!!
Gourry: (blinks) Hey....that's the guy who sold me the map!!
(Lina, Amelia and Zel faceplant, twitching. Lina sits up and fwhaps Gourry upside the head. Before the fwhap can turn into a full blown argument, a tall scrawny boy with brown eyes and spiky black hair runs up to them.)
Carrot:GIRLS!!!GIRLSGIRLSGIRLSGIRLSGIRLSGIRLS!!!(He looks at Lina for a moment. His eyes travel down to her practically non-existant chest and he sighs, looking disappointed) Oh...no boobs here...
Lina:WHAT?! FIREBALL!!(She hits him with a fireball and he reacts the same way he does to all magic. He turns into a giant snarling beast..thing..)
Amelia:Miss Lina!! What did you do?!
Zelgadis:Ah..he's a zoanthropist..(The others stare at him blankly)Oh, you know..a zoanthropist..changes into a beast when..you use magic on..oh, forget it..
Gourry:Hey! Look at that!!(He points to a cloud of dust that is getting rapidly closer to them)
Chocolat:Ohh...DARLING...
(The beast turns around, whimpering, and tries to hide behind Gourry and Zelgadis..)
Tira:Carrot! You've done it now!!!
(The other two hunters, Marron Glace and Gateau Mocha, run up behind Tira and Chocolat)
Marron:What happened?
Gateau:Marron, darling, wait for me!!
(Marron sweatdrops and grumbles to himself)
(Lina, Gourry, Amelia, and Zel stare at the two pink-haired women in black leather dominatrix outfits, the eerily beautiful magician, and the blonde-haired muscleman.)
(Tira, Chocolat, Gateau and Marron stare at the two small-breasted women in sorcereress outfits, the eerily handsome chimera, and the blonde-haired muscleman.)
Tira:Where's Carrot? (The giant beast sneezes from behind Gourry and Zel) AHA! Call me Queen, Carrot!!! (The two girls start whipping the beast, cackling manically, while Carrot, now in human form, runs by nakedly, tears streaming down his face. Everyone stares at this, sweatdropping. Marron sighs.)
Marron:I apologize for my older brother..(He motions to Carrot, now lying naked on the ground, twitching, in immense pain) We didn't think there were any girls around here..but..somehow..he always finds some..
Zelgadis:Your brother is a Zoanthropist?
Marron:Yes.
Zelgadis:I've only seen one before this.. (he nods to Carrot, now being drug away by the girls), but I suppose if you're around the Great Sorceress Lina Inverse, (He rolls his eyes) Anything can happ--
(The sorcerer Hunters freeze. Gateau interrupts Zelgadis)
Gateau:Sorceress?
(Lina nods proudly. Before any of them can react, Lina, Gourry, Zelgadis and Amelia are tied up together and gagged.)
Tira:A band of wandering sorcerers...Gateau, pick them up and toss them over the cliff.
Gateau: (blinks) Are you KIDDING?! I'm strong, but not that strong!
(The hunters bicker, and Zel burns through the ropes with a well placed flare arrow. They run as fast as they can, finally using levitation to escape.In the distance, they hear Carrot yell...)
Carrot: HEY! I was gonna score!!
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