"Quite Possibly, the chickenest looking chicken I've ever seen."
"Want some?" (lifting off the top of his head to reveal the gooey center inside after Lina calls him yogurt brain)
"I'd give you my name, but you'd get it dirty."
"Look, a village! Maybe I can find some lollypops for you there!"
"It makes your chest look even smaller." (Oooh..ouch..)
"This chick's no girl."
"Man, it must've been hard paper training THAT thing..."
"Lina, he's burning my bottom off!" (*rofl* This one's my favorite.)
"Hey Lina, can you make me a cheeseburger?" (Poof, you're a cheeseburger.)
"This is a major customer service problem."
"There's only one way I know.... RUN!!" (Typical man.)
"I don't understand girls at all." (Judging from all the small breast cracks you're making, I would think not!)
"If you think too hard, you'll hurt yourself." (No chance of injury there, eh Gourry?)
"What kind of man sleeps on the bed while there's a woman sleeping on the floor?" (Aww...)
"But I do understand that Shab-rah-bingo or whatever his name is is the head bad guy." (*nod*)
"Oh, that time of the month."
"It's that time of the month girls don't like to talk about."
"Zal-gil-dos?"(*rofl*)
"Do the two of you normally hate people this much?" (Only when it's that time of the month..)
"Wow, can this really be Lina?" (lifting up her skirt)
"Since when are you so shy Lina? It's not like you have breasts or anything.." (And you wonder why she smacks you so much.)
"Rooooaaaarrrr...." (*rofl*)
"I'd rather be eaten by the sea dragon than have to marry a guy!!!" ( That's the spirit!)
"It was a drag-on.. get it?" (Uh..no..)
"Look at me! I'm a guy!" ( Yes, yes you are.)
"Keep eating like that and you'll bust everywhere except..heh..your bust.." ( You were right. You don't understand girls at all...)
"He's stone!" (I'm sorry, I just had to add this cause the way it's said sounds like "He's stoned!")
"I'm sort of totally lost here." (Same old, same old.)
"You're really starting to annoy me."
"Can I ask you a question professor?"
"Changes her mood at the drop of a hat, but she's really not all that bad."
"I agree perfectly." (Super.)
"Come on guys, you suck!"
"Bastard!"
"You can go to hell." (Why thank you)
"Is that any way to treat a family treasure?!"

"How does a guy with the brains of a jellyfish know about that time of the month?!"
"Koala." (hehehe..)
"'Do you, you little witch'? Talk about lousy lines."
"Hi honey, I'm home!"
"Either pay up or shut up."
"Give the man in the gift wrap a big cigar."
"He's a nice guy, but God, is he dense!"
"Go......get 'im Gourry!" ( YAY LINA!!)
"Hooray for your brute strength Gourry."
"You mean to tell me you're not dead yet?" (A definate favorite of mine.)
"I'm not abomidable...."
"Oh boy I'm such a ham."
"I think I know why you did that.. you're falling for your lovely captive aren't you?.....maybe not."
"Oh, this air tastes great!"
"Hey, watch where you're grabbing!" (*rofl*)
"Uh-oh. He's getting depressed again.."
"I'll teach you to fool with a girl who's tired and cranky!"
"Why do I always get the trolls??"
"Why do the stupid fish monsters always come after me?!"
"Now I'm pissed."
"Climb aboard Mr. Chicken."
"What kind of nut was that Red Priest?"
"Why, you big overgrown chicken...."
"Hey, we're back in Gloomsville again!"
"Gourry's stupid, but this guy's crazy!"
"How could this happen? I'm the star of the show!"
"Well, maybe the beautiful really are doomed to die young.."
"Hey, Lina's barely in this episode! What happened to Lina Inverse? Give Lina some lines! That's what you're all thinking, right? So, for all you in Lina withdrawl, here's 'Pritty Lina's Magic Lecture!'"
"Lovely."

"You people consider me your own personal sideshow freak, don't you." (Poor Zel. *snif*)
"Now that... is a secret...hehe..."
"Damn you Rezo."
"With that price, you could buy a castle from a prince!! ....on prime real estate!!.....fully furnished!!.....servants included!!"
"My name is Zelgadis. Remember it." (I'd say Gourry didn't. [See quotes above])
"Of course. It's that time of the month."
"Please be quiet."
"You find my face that freakish?"
"I assure you, this face is not mine by choice."
"I don't want to interfere with Rezo.. I just want to kill him." (Ohh, that's SO much better..)
"Can you walk without talking?"
"Damn you!"
"Let's have some fun."
"Hey Lina, are you going to be playing with the fish man all day?"
"You weren't that bad Mr. Chicken."
"What are you people doing?!"
"Well done. This will do. Poof!" (Zel just doesn't seem like the person to say 'poof', does he?)
"Damnit, no!"
"Won't you two stop babbling??"
"Idiot! What were you doing? Worry about your own hide!"
"Good Grief."
"Amelia, what's your dad's problem?"
"Pointing fingers is impolite."
"You're pointing."
"Remember, this is dangerous kids, don't try this at home.."
"We're pretty much helpless."
"Just make a fist and say 'ALL RIGHT..LET'S GO GET 'IM!'...is that what you expect?" (This one cracks me up)
"And here I thought you were an idiot."
"The truth hurts, doesn't it kid?"

"I was ready for the show to be over." -Gourry
"Yeah, well, they can't keep these episodes serious for too long.." ~ Zelgadis

"He stepped over us like two lumps of--" ~ Gourry
"Speak for yourself!!" ~ Lina

"There are some times in life when you just gotta take it like a man." ~ Gourry
"But I'm NOT a man.." ~ Lina
"Oh yeah, I forgot." ~ Gourry.

"You have a formidable bodyguard with you." ~Zelgadis
"Who's he talking about?" ~ Gourry
"Shut up! He means you!" ~ Lina

"Stealing from thieves.. can't trust anyone these days.." ~Lina
"Look who's talking." ~Zelgadis

"I hope that taught you a lesson." ~ Lina
"Yeah, that you eat more than me." ~ Gourry

"How lucky can you get?!" ~Lina
"Apparently pretty darn lucky." ~Gourry

"I'll do whatever it takes to settle the score with Gourry." ~Zangulus
"I think he likes you..." ~Lina
"Lucky me." ~Gourry

"We're just.." ~Lina
"Three loving.." ~Amelia
"And beautiful sisters!" ~Both
"Someone please take my life." ~ Gourry (*L* I love this one )

"This is the girliest room I've ever seen." ~Lina.
"Is this your room Mister Gourry?" ~Amelia
(frantically) "Is this my room? YES THIS IS MY ROOM!" ~ Gourry
"Let's try this one on Goury!" ~Lina/Amelia (holding up a dress)
"GET OUT!!" ~Gourry

"Look at me! I'm a guy!" ~Gourry
"Oh, I don't care what you are!" ~Velun

"You're a very peculiar young lady." (chuckle) ~Zel
"Hooray! I finally got him to laugh! Da da da da!" ~Lina

"Now my nose looks like somebody squashed it in." ~Lina
"It looked like that before." ~Zelgadis (Oooh...Ouchiewawa)

"You can afford to miss a meal." ~Zelgadis.
"What's that supposed to mean?! Are you calling me FAT?!" ~Lina (*L* My man's a BIATCH! *rofl*)

"You're blushing." ~Zelgadis
"WHO ASKED YOU?!" ~Lina

"But who's he?! He's so creepy and suspicious looking!" ~Amelia
"Excuse me?" ~Zelgadis
"Amelia, anyone who judges people by the way they look alone really gives justice a bad name. Right Zel?" ~Lina
"Excuse me?!" ~Zelgadis
"He's sort of okay." ~Lina
"Sort of?!" ~Zelgadis (Poor Zel. *sigh* **starts giggling**)

"I'm hungry." ~Chibi Gourry
"Well, it's definitely a copy of Gourry." ~Lina

"Your evil is so--" ~Amelia
"Shut UP!" ~Zelgadis

"Hey, Lina, can I say something?" ~ Gourry
"What?!" ~Lina
(thump)
"Well, I was going to say 'look out'..." ~Gourry

"Look, he's blushing.." ~Lina
"No I'm not!" ~Zelgadis

"So what happens if there's another stairway in here?" ~ Gourry
"I turn violent." ~Lina

"Well.. I think.." ~Syphiel
"Well.. I think.. MY ASS! It's just another stairway!" ~Lina

"You're sure a sad excuse for a monster." ~Zelgadis
"He still looks a lot like a chicken to me." ~Gourry

"Well, if you need great magical powers, it's up to me." ~Lina
"With that introduction, you better be able to do it." ~Zelgadis

"Miss Lina.. that ornament.." ~Syphiel
"That's it?!" ~Lina
"Don't you think it's cute?" ~ Syphiel

"Chicken!" ~Zelgadis
"Chicken!" ~Lina

"KILL!!!" ~Gourry
"AHH!!" ~Lina
"Gourry, dear! No!" ~Syphiel

"You can't give up so easily!" ~Phil
"We can't??" ~Gourry

"Lina, that girly looking dragon.. that's a guy!" ~ Gourry
"What were YOU looking at??" ~Lina

Amelia: "Life is wonderful!"
Gourry: "Living is marvelous!"
Zelgadis: "The world is overflowing with light and joy!"
Xellos: "Psy... psychological warfare!"
Amelia: "It's common knowledge that Mazoku, who thrive on negative human emotions, can't stand it when life is praise with positive feelings! Okay, Xellos-san! You'd better surrender now!"
Xellos: "Oh crap..."
Gourry: "As long as you don't give up, life always finds a way!"
Zelgadis: "No matter how hard life may get, I'll never run from it! Oh, life is so wonderful!"
Xellos: "Um, guys? Come on..."


Lina: "So, so? What else does it say?"
Xellos: "Well, that's..."
Lina: "That's...?"
Xellos: "Something I can't read at all!"
Lina/Zel: "Gaaahhh..."

"Kindness to all creatures KICK!" ~Prince Phil
"Stay out of this pretty boy." ~Bandit
"Zelgadis is a mixture of human, demon, and golem. He is a creation of utter evil." ~Rezo
"Isn't that cute.. A girl with self esteem.." ~Dilgear
"Guess again Blondie." ~Rodimus
"Wow, animal costumes. This is some production!" ~Critic
"It looks like real magic!" ~Spectator
"For you Miss Lala, I will battle the sea dragon!" ~Velun
"Miss Lala, will you be my bride?" ~Velun
"Our old friend Noonsa... now he's a lunch special!" ~Dilgear
"My feelings don't count?" ~Noonsa, the Flaming Fish Man
"You remembered my name. I'm flattered." ~Dilgear
"You're in some kind of trouble?" ~Syphiel
"Victory! Victory!" ~Chibi Lina's
"You don't trust anybody, do you? I don't want to end up as fried chick-chick-chicken! I mean.. fried demon.." ~Tiiba
"What's Mr. Chicken doing?" ~Syphiel
"I bid you all welcome." ~Rezo
"Dark lord? Don't flatter yourself." ~Zolf
"Goodwill to all mankind SMASH!" ~Prince Phil
"Prepare to die." ~Copy Rezo
"Don't you know by now it's impolite to point?" ~Copy Rezo

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