(Lina, Gourry, Zelgadis, and Amelia walk down downtown Tokyo. They pass Crossroads Jr. High School and the video arcade and find themselves lost.)
Lina: Well this is just great! Gourry, that is the LAST time I let you have the map!
Gourry: But it says 'You Are Here'. (points to the red dot on the map)
Zelgadis: Uh... Gourry, where DID you get that map?
Gourry: Some weird guy with purple hair sold it to me.
Lina: Did this purple-haired guy have a name?
Gourry: Well.. when I asked him, he just said 'Now.. that is a secret..' and he laughed at me.
(Lina, Amelia, and Zel sweatdrop)
Amelia: So where are we?
Gourry: We are here! See? (points again to the red dot)
(Lina thwacks him upside the head.)
Amelia: Hey! Look! People!
(Five young girls with short skirts and a tall guy with black hair approach them.)
Ami: Hello! You look lost!
Gourry: (sighs) We're not lost! We're right--
(Lina hits him before he can finish his sentence.)
Raye: You're in Tokyo.
Lina: Just great. (sarcastically)WAY TO GO GOURRY!!
Darien: You people aren't from around here, are you?
(Darien and the scouts look at the way that the newcomers are dressed.)
Amelia: Why do you say that?
Ami: Oh, no reason..
Lita: (looks at Gourry and sighs) Wow.. he looks just like my old boyfriend..
(The scouts sweatdrop)
Serena:I thought Andrew looked like your old boyfriend!
Lita: Well he does. But so does this guy.
Zelgadis: Well perhaps you could tell us how to get out of here?
Serena: (stares at Zelgadis) AH!! MONSTER!!
(Lina, Gourry, Zel, and Amelia look around wildly.)
Lina: Where?
(Serena runs up and clouts Zelgadis on the head with her moon wand. It breaks in two. She falls to the ground and starts to cry.)
Serena: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Mina: (approaching Zelgadis) Hey there, tall, blue and handsome.. how you doing?
Zelgadis: Uh....
Amelia: (runs between them) Mister Zelgadis is not for you! He's.. um...
Zelgadis: Oh brother...
Serena: He..he.. he broke my WAAAAAAANNNNDD!
(Darien tries to comfort her.)
Raye: Geez, Serena. Shut UP!
Ami: Raye, cool it.
Lina: What a crybaby.
Lita: Yeah, I know.
(Serena stands up)
Serena: MOON.. PRISM.. POWER!!
(Gourry and Zelgadis watch her change. Angrily, Darien changes into Tuxedo Mask and blocks Serena's body with his cape)
Darien: Stop.. staring at my girlfriend WHEN SHE'S CHANGING!!!
Serena: I am Sailor Moon! The Champion of Justice!
Amelia: I am Amelia! An Ally of Justice!
Serena: In the name of the Moon...
Amelia:In the name of Seyruun...
Serena and Amelia: I will punish you!
(Everyone but Serena and Amelia sweatdrops)
Lina: Enough already! Fireball!
(Poof!)
(Serena is now burnt to a crisp)
Raye: Mars.. Fire.. IGNITE!
(Poof!)
(Gourry is now burnt to a crisp)
Mina: Hey cutie, you wanna share a milkshake?
Zelgadis: Er... Okay.
Amelia: NOOO!! ELMEKIA LANCE!
(Poof!)
Mina: VENUS CRESCENT BEAM... SMASH!
(Poof!)
Gourry: Light Come Forth!
(Vwing...Vwing...)
(Gourry fights off rose attacks on Lina while at the same time protecting himself from various Sailor Scout attacks.)
Lina: I've had just about enough of this...Darkness beyond twilight.. Crimson beyond blood that flows...
(Gourry and Amelia freeze. Zelgadis is talking to Mina and isn't paying attention.)
Lina: Buried in the stream of time is where your power flows.. I pledge myself to conquer all the foes that stand..before the worthy gift bestowed in my unworthy hand.. DRAGON SLAVE!!
(BOOM!)
(Lina surveys the damage. Everyone around her is lying motionless. Gourry {who must be immune to the spell by now}sits up and glares at her.)
Gourry: Was that really necessary?
Lina: She got on my nerves. (shrug)
(Gourry walks over to Amelia)
Gourry: Hey. (pokes her with a stick) Hey. (poke) Hey. (poke)
(Amelia jumps up)
Amelia: I have done it!
Lina: HUH?
Amelia: I have vanquished the enemies of justice!
Lina: YOU?!
Amelia: Of course.
Lina: AUGH!! DARKNESS BEYOND TWILIGHT....
Gourry: Wait, stop! Not again! (holding her back)
Raye: She's out of her skull! Let's get out of here!
Mina: But.. But.. I was supposed to go out for a milkshake....
(The other scouts drag her away.)
Lina: Well.. another day saved by the beautiful, talented sorceress Lina Inverse! Come on, let's keep going.
Zelgadis: But.. But.. I was supposed to go out for a milkshake....
(Lina and Gourry drag him away)
The End... Until I get an idea for another Anime show parody...mwhaha...