You know you watch too much dragonball when...
1)You try to kaeo-ken your teacher for flunking you in science.
2) You break your leg when you try to 'fly' from your bedroom window.
3) You talk to yourself, and explain to your friends that King Kai needs your help to save the world.
4) You tried to spike your hair like Goku.
5) You dyed your hair yellow and claimed you were a super-saiyan.
6) You force your friends to call you the name of your favorite dragonball character.
7) Your bookmarks for the internet all somehow revolve around dragonball.
8) You swear you're dating Trunks or Pan.
9) You swear you ARE Trunks or Pan.
10) You named your cat Coran, and bought it a cane.
11) You staple a rope to your butt and call it a tail.
12) You're reading this list.
13) You yell at the television when Goku lets Chichi push him around.
14) You see a monk on the news and start yelling 'Hey! It's Krillen!'
15) You spent your entire allowance on Dragonball merchadise.
16) You've blown up buildings.
17) You called your little sister Pan more than three times this week.
18) You think that Garlic Junior is responsible for making you fail your math test.
19) You think your teacher is the 'Legendary Super-Saiyaman'.
20) You're married to someone who looks like either Marron, or Bulma.
21) You once spent an entire year in Japan looking for dragonballs.
22) You tried to make a dragon radar out of your television remote, a coathanger, and your brother's floss.
23) You hear voices in your head.
24) You call your grandfather 'Master Roshi'.
25) You think your friend is a re-encarnated form of Trunks.
26) You write Dragonball fanfics.
27) You draw dragonball fanart.
28) You once saw a four-year old at the mall and made him cry by trying to buy his Dragonball GT t-shirt from him.
29) You play with little dragonball action figures and make them fight.
30) You argue with your friends over which fighter is the strongest, and now your best friend is trying to commit you.
31) You've convinced your three-year old cousin that dragonball is real.
32) You write lists like this one.
33) You have a dragonball site..
34) Your friend told you dragonball sucked, and now you're trying to kill him with a sock.