This was written by my brother, and I take no responsibility for what he wrote.. (although I find it very entertaining..)
Narrator: Welcome to the world of Pikachu. I mean, pokemon, what's the difference? Anyways, in his episode, Ash decides to do something important but ends up stopping to do something stupid and irrelevant, just like always. What a great show.
Ash: Shut yer hole.
Narrator: Yes mamn'.
Pikachu:Pika
Squirtle: squirt squirt
Charmander: Charmander! Char!
Pidgeotto: Pidgeo!
Bulbasaur: Bulba. Saur.
Misty: Shut the fuck up!
Brock: So sassy
Misty: Shut it, Squinty.
Ash: Take me now.
Misty: What?
Ash:Err, bake me a cow.
Misty: You dumbass. I can see what you wrote.
Narrator:I know I'm not supposed to have any emotion, but would you guys get on with it? Look at the title.
Misty: Oh crap.
Pikachu:Cha! Pika pikaa!
Ash:Pikachu says he brought two different kinds of condoms.
Misty: Stop kidding around!
Ash: Hunh?
Misty: Noooooooo! Pikachu, do it yourself!
Pikachu:?
Misty: never mind...
Brock:You're sick.
Misty: Shutup Squinty..wait a minute!
Brock:What?
Misty: (shutup Squinty..) What is Pikachu's gender?
**A long period of silence**
Ash: Not it.
Misty: Not it.
Brock: Curse my slow typing hands..
Narrator: Maybe you shouldn't have quit typing school.
Brock:Nad suckin butt munchin damn stupid assed (Rayne's note: for those of you who t know, my brother talks like this on regular occasions.. isn't that sad?^^;)
Misty: Check him.
**Pikachu smiles**
Brock: Not it.
Ash: Not it.
Misty: Curse my slow typing hands.. Hey, Squinty, shutup, and how did you beat Ash? And me?
Brock: Cut and paste.
Misty: Nad suckin butt munchin damn stupid assed...
**Misty checks Pikachu**
Misty: The results are in.
Ash: Well?
Brock:Well?
Misty: Negative.
**A long silence**
Misty: There's nothing there!
Brock: Well, he's had enough excitement for a day.
Ash:Now we have a huge dillemma-how does he piss?
***END!***