Why girls are smarter than guys
*The digidestined are standing in the middle of an open clearing*
Gatomon: Who are smarter? Girls or guys?
*Matt and Tai are seen fighting*
Girls:(in exaustion) girls.
Izzy: I do not believe that is entirely true.
*Izzy gets ignored*
Mimi: I wonder why they're like that?
Sora: Well duhh. They have no brains.
Kari: If they do, they haven't proved it yet.
Izzy: Hello! I'm right here!
Joe: Ahh! It's a monster!!
Patamon: It's just me you moron!
Joe: AAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Sora: Shut up Joe! *&^#!!
*Joe runs into the river, screaming*
*Matt and Tai stop fighting. Matt starts crying*
Gatomon: Idiots..
Gabumon: Matt is not an idiot!!
Mimi: No. We meant *all* guys.
Gabumon: Oh, okay then.
*Gabumon walks away*
Izzy: The female population isn't much better.
Pan: Hey!
Izzy: Woah! Who's that?
Pan: ^.- I'm Pan! I control everything you do!!
Izzy: Uh oh.. that's kinda freaky..
Joe: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT"S A FISH!!!!!!
*Joe runs around the river like a coward*
Joe: AHHH!!
Patamon: It's just me again!! Holy %#$*, you're dumb.
Kari: Where's T.K.?
Mimi and Sora: Why?
Kari: I wanna give him a k- uh.. I mean kick. Yeah that's it. I wanna kick him.
Sora: You wanna kiss T.K.???!!
Kari: No!
Sora: Yes you do.
Kari: So what?! You like-
*Sora covers Kari's mouth*
Sora:(embarassed) Shut up!!
Agumon:Why are you crying, Tai?
Tai: Matt hit me!
Matt: I'll do it again too!!
Gatomon: Should we tell them to stop?
Biyomon: Nah, this is kinda interesting.
Joe: D*** it!! Get that fish *away* from me!!!
Tentomon: Catch it!
Joe: Eeek! I got FISH COOTIES!!
*Gomamon pops out of the water*
Gomamon: Why are you screaming? You'e scaring the poor fish.
Joe: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!Monster!!!!!!
Gomamon: No! It's me, Joe!!
Joe: AHHHH!
Patamon(flying): Yeah, what the h***'s wrong with you today, anyways??!!
Joe: THERE'S TWO OF THEM!!! AAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Tentomon: Would someone please catch me a fish so that I can eat it?
Gatomon: I want some fish too!
Gomamon: Nobody's eating the fish!! They're my friends!!
Myotismon: FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I have taken T.K.! I will not return him until you give me all your shoes!!
Sora: Why would you want all of our shoes?
Myotismon: I wanna build a little fort!
*A long silence follows*
Matt: Thank you so much for taking my brother! We are so very greatful!!
*Ten minutes later*
Myotismon: Please take him back!!
Joe: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Matt: Forget it! We don't want him! He's a brat!
T.K.: Up yours, Matt!!
Sora: You should take care of your little brother, Matt.
Matt: Shut up!
*Sora slaps Matt*
Myotismon: I am leaving him here! But I shall return for your shoes!! FWAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!
Everyone: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Tentomon: I'll give you a fish to keep him!
Gomamon: Nobody is going to eat the fish!!
Tai: Tree hugger..
Gomamon: But I don't like trees, I like fish!
Tai: No, I meant you were a hippie.
Gomamon: Oh, okay then.
Gabumon: Hey! Wait! guys are not idiots!!
Sora: No!!! He left T.K. here!!!!!!
T.K.: You all suck!!
Myotismon: I have won!! FWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
Pan: No way!! I'm still in charge!!
Myotismon: Who are you?
Pan I am ninja girl!
*Throws a ninja star*
Myotimon: That sucks!!
Izzy: Do you really have to interfere?
Pan: Yes!
*Myotismon runs away for no apparant reason*
Mimi: That like, totally messed up my hair!
Matt: F*** you, Mimi.
*Mimi punches Matt in the stomach*
Gomamon: Hey! I'm not a hippie!!
Biyomon: Yup, guys suck all right.
T.K.: I hate you all!!
Izzy: Can this end now?
Pan: NO!
Mimi: Why not?
Pan: I'm having fun! =^.^=
Joe: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! GIRL COOTIES!!!
Tai: Joe's a freak.
Everyone: Yeah.
Joe: Hey!
Gatomon: Please! Stop the madness!!!
Pan: If I must.. The fanfic ends with Myotismon running away, but threatening to stal all of your shos to make a little fort, and Gamomon and Tentomon fighting over fish.
Gamomon: Nobody is eating the fish!! They're my friends!!
Pan: Watch for our next dimwitted adventure,
*Myotismon's Little Fort*.
T.K.: Where T.K. gets his revenge!
Matt: Shut up, T.K.!
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Myotismon's Little Fort
Narrator: In out last adventure, the girls were discussing the many ways in which guys are stupid, when Myotismon tried to steal their shoes in exchange for T.K., who he kidnapped. He eventually returned T.K., because he's a brat.
T.K.: Hey!!
Narrator: But he vowed to return for their shoes!
Kari: Whatcha doin T.K.?
T.K.: I'm tying Matt's shoelaces together.
Kari: Um.. Why?
T.K.: Because, Matt's a Bastard!
Kari: Oh.
*Matt stands up and then falls flat on his face*
Matt: Dammnit T.K.! That's not cool!
Meanwhile, on the other side of the river..
Gatomon: Weee! Let's go swimming!
Gabumon: All right!!
Gatomon: Ew! Not you! You'll stink!
Gabumon: Shut up, you overgrown housecat!
Biyomon: I'm going to get a fish!
Gomamon: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Biyomon: Why not?
Gomomon: Why does everyone want to eat my friends!!??
Izzy: What are you doing?
Gatomon, Gabumon, Biyomon, Gomamon: Fighting.
Izzy: Oh, all right. I'm going to go play games on my dorky computer.
Joe: OH MY GAWD!!!!
Mimi: What??! What is it?! Has Myotismon come back?? What's wrong??!
Joe: It's worse than all that!! It's a TREEE!!! NNNNOOOOOO!!!!
Mimi: Oh, for christ sake!!
Tai: Quit being such a damned chicken!!
Joe: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Tentomon: Supershocker!!
*An electric bolt slams into the river, killing fish and electricuting Gomamon*
Gomamon: F***!!! Watch it!!
Myotismon: FWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! I have returned for your shoes!!
Everyone: NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!
Joe: They're EVERYWHERE!! The trees are gonna GET ME!!!
Myotismon: I shall first take the shoes of your pathetic friend! Then I shall finally be able to construct my little fort!! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Gatomon: Doesn't laughing like that hurt your throat?
Myotismon: No, but sometimes I get really bad headaches. Does anyone have a tylenol?
*Sora throws a container of tylonol to Myotismon*
Myotismon: Thank you! I shall now take your shoes!
Demidevilmon: I have come to help me.. uh.. I mean you. Yeah, that's it!!
Myotismon: BRING ME ALL OF THEIR SHOES AT ONCE!!
Demidevilmon: Of course, my lord.
Kari: Go away you overgrown bowling ball!!
Demidevilmon: What's a bowling ball?
Mimi: It's a big cool colored rock that humans use in a really boring sport to knock over ugly white things.
Agumon: But Demidevilmon's not a bowling ball, he's an evil digimon!
Matt: We know! Now shut up!
Agumon: But-
*Tai covers Agumon's mouth*
Tai: Okay, that's enough.
*Patamon shoots an insignifigant bubble at Demidevilmon*
Demidevilmon: EEEK!!
Izzy: Why did Myotismon run away last time?
Pan: 'Cause I made him. I told you, I control you all!!
Sora: Oh no! Not *you* again!!
Pan:^-^ Yup! Back by popular demand!!
T.K.: I'll get you for calling me a brat!
Pan: No you won't. I'm the one typing this story!
Myotimon: Fwahahahahhaha!! I have taken the shoes of the small annoying one!!
T.K.: HEY!! That's not fair!!
Pan: Yeah, maybe not. But the people watching me type this think I have a multiple personality, so, I figure that I might as well prove them right. I'm more interested in reality.
Matt: Reality SUCKS!!
Mimi: Let's get on with this already!!
Joe: TTTTTTRRRREEEEEEE!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Everyone except Joe: SHUTUP!!!
*The digidetined digimon attack Myotimon*
Myotimon: This sucks!!!
Kari: My shoes are gone!!
Demidevilmon: HA! What do you think of the overgrown bowling ball now? I have taken all of your shoes!!
Sora: How do you make a fort out of shoes?
*A long silence*
Myotismon: Damn! I never thought of that!!
T.K.: Well that was dumb.
Myotismon: I shall return with a cool and nifty plan!! FWAHAHAHAHA!!
*Myotismon walks away*
Pan: That's it... for now..
Everyone: Okay, bye!!
Pan: Stay tuned for our next adventure, The Digidestined's Adventure to the supermarket!!
Izzy: I suddenly feel very worried..
Joe: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!