| MY LITTLE PRINCE Chapter One By Ouji-chan o.o This is my first fic. I hope it doesn't make you all sick or anything,I tried as much as I possibly could to keep the characters in character.The timeline is a little different in my story; There are no androids, Vegeta and Bulma have split up and so have Chi Chi and Goku. Disclaimer- ::sighs:: Yup it's true, DBZ and it's characters do not belong to me, if they did I would be "playing" with Vegeta and Goku right now.::hentai grin:: Mwahahaha! A N:: * * denotes thoughts " " denotes speaking Warning:: Swearing,some crude humor maybe a lil oocness(I tried I really did!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bulma Briefs stared intently at the white rodent infront of her. She held an eyedropper,filled with a green liquid, over its head. The tip of her tongue pressed against her outer lip as she dropped a small amount of the liquid onto the rats body.She waited and watched expectantly as the rat began to sway slightly,taking dazed steps around its cage a few times before passing out.Bulma quickly set up her machines and monitered the rodents heart rate, brain waves and cholesterhol levels carefully. Her breath quickened in excitement as the rats health improved drastically;Bulma turned back to make sure the animal had began to diminish in size as well as improve in health. * It's tiny again! I actually did it this time! * Bulma grinned at the now one year old rat in her cage. "Ha! I knew this was the right formula! I'm such a genious." She double checked her charts ,turned off the machines and let out a cry of joy. "I did it! I did it! Now I can stay beautiful and smart for years!" She smirked to herself and the rat. "I can't wait to tell everyone, they are so lucky to have a gorgeous genious like myself in their company." She praised herself vainly. The rat sweatdropped as Bulma ran out of her lab giggling. Vegeta had just finished his early morning workout and was heading down the hall to take a shower before anyone else got up, when a blue-haired blurr crashed into him.He raised an eyebrow at the annoyed woman who sat on her rump on the floor and glared at him. "Vegeta! Watch where you're going!" Bulma snapped at her former lover. The saiyan sneered at her and replied in a condescending tone. "You're the one that ran into me, you foolish air-head. So why don't you watch where you're going?" Bulma snorted at him as she stood up and dusted her backside off. Vegeta noticed the woman had bags under her eyes and her hair was more than a little out of place.He smirked at her. "You look like an old hag; what kept you up so late last night? Surely it wasn't that little desert fucker, he never lasts more than an hour." The prince grinned at Bulma's scowl. * Just how does he know how long Yamcha lasts?! * "As if it's any of your buisness Vegeta, I was up all night working on my newest experiment." She huffed. "And what might that experiment be? A way to increase your breast size?" He smirked while pointing at her chest. Bulma's breasts had always been rather small in his opinion and he reminded her of it often. The woman glared at him. * How dare he make fun of my body again! That proud little prick! * "No you asshole, it's an age reducing potion. I call it FOY." She smirked proudly. Vegeta stared blankly at her. "FOY? What the hell does that mean?!" He spat. Bulma growled as a tiny vien began to pop out on her forehead. " It stands for Fountain Of Youth! F-O-Y! get it now?!" She screeched. Vegeta laughed mockingly at her. "I see now, you need something to ward off your night sweats.Is the viagra not helping you woman?" That was the last straw for Bulma.Her face turned a dark shade of red as she grabbed the sneering prince by his collar and got right into his face. "You're as sick and twisted as Roshi,you crude,arrogant,smelly,bastard ape!" She shrieked. Vegeta blinked at her in shock.Bulma turned on her heel and marched down the hall before he could say anything else to her, leaving the prince to stare after her with his mouth hanging open. * I'm nothing like that old pervert! * He grumbled to himself as he went to take his shower. "Is it my fault they scream so damn loud at night,and I do not smell!" he stoped and took a quick sniff. "Fine maybe I smell but only because I've been training which is more than I can say for her bastard sandworm boyfriend." The prince had just finished his lunch and was wanderring around capsule corps in a bored manner. He had broken the control panel in the gravity chamber with a stray ki blast and had to wait for it to be fixed. *Damn machine, it should have been built to withstand such a small blast. * He passed Bulma's empty lab and peaked inside it. * I wonder if all that shit she was ranting about this morning is true. * Vegeta made sure no one was around then quietly made his way into the lab, shutting the door behind him. It took him a few minutes to make his way through the piles of paper and stray parts that covered the floor. * What a slob. * His eyes roamed over the many tables and workstations untill they rested on a small rat cage with a tiny ,white rat inside it.He smirked to himself as he walked over,investigating the area for anything labled 'FOY'. * How can she work in this pig-stye?! It's disgusting. * Vegeta angrily shoved papers and beakers out of his way as he looked for the formula.He didn't notice the large,metal pipe that fell off and rolled to a stop just behind him on the floor. "There's nothing here." He turned to leave and stepped right on the pipe.He wasn't powered up so he fell backwards with a yelp and crashed into the table. Vegeta seethed on the floor as papers floated down to lay on him and rats ran freely through the lab. He was about to get up when he heard an odd oozing sound. The prince looked up just in time for a large amount of green liquid to plop onto his face.Vegeta cursed colorfully as he wiped the syrupy stuff off his head with the back of his hand. A sudden wave of nuasea overtook him and he had to fight to keep his lunch down as the room began to spin. "What the hell.." He never finished his question as he fell to the floor unconcious. "That's right, it's a youth formula.I call it FOY." Bulma stated proudly to her friends.She had called everyone over to announce her knew discovery to them. "Wow that's great Bulma." Krillin smiled at her. "Yeah babe, excellent work." Yamcha grinned at his love and bounced Trunks on his knee. The purple -haired baby giggled and cooed. Bulma smiled in an arrogant fashion. " Just think,eternal beauty and vitality�and I'm responsible for it all! You guys are so lucky to have such a lovely brainy girl with you.I swear I'm such a genious I amaze myself at times." She laughed loudly as several sweatdrops appeared on various heads. "Her vainity rivals Vegeta's." Oolong whispered to Puar,who laughed and nodded.Goku overheard them and looked around. "Hey speaking of Vegeta, where is he?Has he heard about your new potion Bulma?" He asked. The blue-haired shrew snorted. "I'm sure that stuck up bastard is around here somewhere. Now comeon guys I want to show you the rat I tested FOY on." She led them to her lab and walked inside.An ear-splitting shriek resounded through Capsule Corps a minute after she turned the light on. Chi Chi was torn between strangling Bulma and rubbing her ears. Gohan winced and pulled on his friends sleeve. ""ulma what's wrong?" He asked. She stared in horror at her lab. "It's gone! My formula is gone!" Bulma frantically searched her lab for her formula.She peeked under the table and shrieked once again. "Bulma!" Chi Chi screamed angrily as she held her ears. Bulma lifted a shakey hand and held up a small body by its tail. Everyone looked at the black,spikey flame of hair that sprang up from the upside down person that could only be the prince of the saiyans. "Goku�can you tell me�where Vegeta..is right now?" Bulma stammered faintly. Goku felt out for Vegeta's ki and looked at Bulma with his usual goffy grin. "He's in your hand Bulma." A quiet whimper echoed down the hall. "I was afraid of that." Vegeta opened his larger than normal, black eyes and stared at all the people looking down at him. He smiled at them. He felt great, energetic and very hungry. His tummy rumbled loudly as he grinned. "Time to eat." He chirped to no one in particular.Bulma caught him by his ear as he attempted to get some food from the kitchen. "Hang on one second Vegeta, I have to ask you some questions." She pulled the prince over to a chair and sat him in it then seated herself next to him. Vegeta's legs barely made it past the edge of the seat, he was so small now.Bulma sighed. "Ok Vegeta, who am I?" He grinned cheekily at her. "You're the blue-haired bitch." Sweatdrops and nervous laughter filled the room. Bulma glared at everyone and then turned back to Vegeta. "All right brat, who are the rest of the people here?" She watched Vegeta blink his large eyes a few times as he stared around at all the people in the room. "That's the weak bastard from the desert, that's the half-breed,that's the old pervert,the pig, the flying cat,the Namek,Baldy,your parents,three-eyes,the clown,the hell-cat and that's Kakarot." He said in a tone a child who's just recited the abc's right for the first time would use. Goku laughed a little and rubbed the back of his head. "At least he still knows who we all are." He backed up at the heated glares he got from almost every person in the room. Bulma groaned. "Vegeta,tell me how old you are."It was more of an order than a question but the prince didn't notice.He smiled happily and held out four fingers. "I'm four years old." He nodded to himself as his tail twitched playfully along the back of the chair.Bulma raised her eyebrows at him. "Just how much can you tell me about yourself Vegeta?" She wasn't sure what the FOY would do to his memory.Vegeta thought for a moment,his nose and forehead wrinkling in concentration. "I'm the prince of the saiyans!I can fight anyone and win cause I'm the strongest in the universe!"He yelled triumphantly while throwing a fist into the air.Silence reigned for several minutes,then the 'mighty' prince's tummy made a very undignified rumble. Vegeta patted his belly and looked up at Bulma with huge,shiney eyes. "I'm hungry!" He whined.Everyone except Piccolo fell onto the floor,their legs twitching occasionally as the bewildered prince gave them a funny look. Bulma and the others talked about what they should do as Vegeta chowed down in the kitchen. "Ok Bulma, what the hell was all that?! There is no way that..whatever it is could be Vegeta." Krillin shivered at the weird,cute child in the kitchen. * I've known him for awhile and he could never have been so,adorable as a kid.Nope. Not Vegeta. * He nodded to himself. Bulma scratched her head and glanced into the kitchen. "Well from what I can tell,he's lost part of his memory and he thinks,acts and looks like a four year old.So he probably is one.I can't tell you why he's lost some of his memory or why he knows who we all are,but I can tell you that I will need one of you to take care of him untill I can make an antedote to my formula." She looked around the room expectantly. Goku stepped forward. "I'll watch him Bulma. He can come stay with me in the woods,I have plenty of room out there."Goku smiled at the relieved people in the room. Bulma nodded to him. "Ok Goku,but be careful,I have no idea what he'll be like." She couldn't imagine a little Vegeta living with Goku,it was just to weird to her. * At least he'll be out of my hair for a few days�.ah peace and quiet at last. * She grinned as Goku walked over to Vegeta and told him the news. "Hey Vegeta! Guess what? You get to come live with me for a few days,wont that be fun?" He smiled down at the round eyes of the prince. Vegeta grinned widely and attached himself to Goku's neck in a bear hug. "I want to see your house! Can we spar? I bet I'll beat you Kakarot! I'm the strongest in the whole wide universe!" He rattled as the tall saiyan laughed good naturedly.Goku held Vegeta on his shoulders as he headed out with his new house guest. "Bye guys!" He called. Vegeta waved at the confused z-fighters and their friends. "Bye losers!" He chirped. After they left, Krillin leaned over and whispered to Yamcha and Tien. "That was weird." |