Chapter 3
Welcome to another chapter, thanks for all the reviews. I�ll thing about the �two for one� thing next time, not sure who though. Well, lets get this chapter started. Disclaimer: Why am I doing this again? Everyone knows who belongs with whom; lets just get going already! Chapter 3 It was another day on the set of you know what show, the staff were almost done with fixing the wall and we�re waiting for the plaster to come from delivery. The hosts were at the usual cushy couch, still unaware that the camera is now on. Torcher was reading a book that said �How to kill a abnormal snake for dummies� and Mimic was looking at him in annoyance. Torcher: �Step one, immobilize the target so it can take the beating and/or killing. Step two, take a-� Mimic: (Eye twitching behind mask) Torcher, what the hell are you doing? Torcher: (Still looking at book) Reading Mimic: You better not kill her; I don�t want to get sued because of your damn urge to hurt and/or kill everything! Torcher: (Looks up) I don�t want to kill everything! Mimic: Name one thing! Torcher: Pepsi� Mimic: You can�t kill Pepsi! Torcher: Yeah you can, you simply drink it till it�s empty. Mimic: That would mean every year, you kill 730 Pepsi cans! Torcher: Actually, it�s 720 cans and 3 � litter bottles. Mimic: (Glares at him) Camera guy: Guys� Mimic: Let me guess, it was on? Camera guy: Yup Torcher: We really need a warning sign or something� Mimic: Anyways, welcome to another episode of �Interviewing the experiments: Fan edition�. Torcher: We got a new camera and wall, thanks for the reviews. Mimic: Now for the experiment- Torcher: Are you going to get it this time? Mimic: No, you are. Torcher: Why am I always the one who has the stupid job? Mimic: Well uh� Look over there, a tree-headed monkey! Torcher: � If that line didn�t work for Guybrush, what makes you think it�ll work on me? Mimic: Because I have a sword. Torcher: So do I, want to go out back? Mimic: You do realize that was wrong on so many levels, right? Torcher: � damn it. Mimic: Oh shut up and get the guest. Audience member: You suck! Torcher: (gets up and goes to the backstage, thinking) urge to kill� rising� Mimic: At any rate, today�s guest is from Ri2�s stories. She is a snake type of experiment with venom that kills; her boyfriend is Melty and is very lazy. Please welcome experiment 451, also known as Scales. Torcher comes back with a wooden basket and places it next to the chair. Mimic gave him a questionable look. Mimic: Torcher, you better not do what I think you�re going to do. Torcher: What are you going to do about it? (Takes out flute) Mimic: Moron, it�s not going to- Torcher starts playing the flute, that�s when a large purple snake with long red fangs, gold stripes, red and black eyes, and a few pairs of small claws rose up from the basket. She then slithered out and went onto the chair; she had a dazed look on her face. Torcher then stopped playing and put the flute away; don�t ask how he played it with his mask on, he just did. Scales: (blinks) huh, what happened? Mimic: You were doing the snake dance while Torcher was playing the flute. Scales: Damn it, this always happens when someone plays the damn flute! Torcher: Who knew it actually works. (Sits on the couch) Mimic: Anyways, now for the interviewing. Scales: (looks at them lazily) Sure, what�s the question? Mimic: Why are you lazy? Scales: Because it�s relaxing to just lie around, doing nothing. Torcher: She sounds like me during math class. Mimic: Next question, what is your background? Scales: I have poisonous venom and I like to sleep on rocks. Torcher: � that�s it? Scales: I also love Melty� (Dreamily sighs) Torcher: Oh god, no mushy stuff! Mimic: What are you talking about? Torcher: I�m not a fan of that lovey dovey stuff; it�s just not me! Mimic: Shut up Torcher, lets just finish the interview. Torcher: I think it just finished. Mimic: What makes you say that? Torcher: She�s asleep. Scales: zzzzzzzzzzz Mimic: Damn it� Torcher: I�ll wake her up. Mimic: How? Torcher: I�ll hold her nose. Mimic: She doesn�t have a nose. Torcher: �So? Mimic: How the hell are you going to hold a non-existent nose? Torcher: With non-existent hands? Mimic: Just wake her up. Torcher goes ever to her and pokes her, he does this a few times and suddenly she launches and bites his arm. Torcher: OOWWWW!!! (Runs around screaming with Scales holding on) Mimic: You ok Torcher? Torcher: (Still running) Does it (beep) look like I�m (beep) ok?!!! (Beats his arm against a table) Mimic: (Looks at the camera) Well, that�s it for this episode of our show. Tune in next time for our interview of Nukerjsr�s experiments; 610- Turret, 612- Arsenal, and 614- Hendrix. (See Torcher about to run into the camera) WATCH OUT FOR THE- Torcher hits the camera and the screen goes fuzzy. Only the voices are heard from the camera. Mimic: camera� You moron! Torcher: Sorry, I just have a poisonous snake on my arm!! Cameraman: Can some one turn off the cable or something? That�s it for this chapter of the story; tune in next time to find out what happens next. R&R
