Sierra: Was it something I said?
[Sierra decides to be sneaky and makes her way towards her next target. Ever so quietly Sierra eases open the door and peaks inside. Kitty Sinclair's head is bent down looking over some papers on her desk. An evil smile comes across Sierra's face as she slinks into the room quiet as a cat. Then she lunges at Kitty and taps her on the shoulder.]
Sierra: Tag! You're it!
Kitty: What the hell are you doing?
(Sierra doesn't stick around to answer she's already out the door and on her way to her own dressing room.)
Kitty wonders what's up with the loony Sierra now. It isn't bad enough the little shit has lied, cheated and stolen her way to the top or that she seduced Kitty's boyfriend, Stephen Clay. Just then, M'pho Olugunde comes walking over to Kitty with his head down as he is looking over his interview assignments for the week. He bumps into her and the "It" infection makes it's transition. M'pho looks up and Kitty is immediately repulsed but tries to hold some professionalism.
M'pho- Yeah, I was wondering why I don't have any high profile interviews this week. I don't mean to seem bitter but if this is all I have I'd rather have the night off.
Kitty- By all means. Take the night off.
M'Pho- I was just kidding I..................
Kitty- No! Just take the night off! Go! I have things to do!
[Kitty runs off as fast as she can as M'pho smiles and heads for the door figuring he won't get a second chance at a night off.]
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The MilleniumScope lights up and the song "Party Up" by DMX plays as we see vignettes of each we fade in and jump to a sea of signs extolling the virtues of the MWA. We go to Porkchop Poe and Wally Goodman in the broadcast booth
Poe - Welcome fans to the newly refurbished and stately MWA Center right here in the hometown of the MWA, the Mad City, Madison, Wisconsin. We are here for Battlezone! And it wouldn't be right unless I was joined by my long time partner in crime, Wally Goodman.
Goodman- Thanks again Porkchop. It's great to be bringing you Battlezone from the city that started it all. And may I add that during the evening we will be joined periodically by the Turmoil team of Tiffany Childress and Kent Baxter. But before we go to the ring let me introduce the other member of the finest Announce trio in the sport, "Broadway" Jim Kennedy!
Broadway- Well thank you Wally. We have a great show in the works tonight and it's been a long time coming so let's not make the fans wait any longer than they have to . But first let us say that our hearts go out to the victims of Hurricane Katrina. And Barrett Brand, owner of the MWA, is standing by in the ring with a special announcement.
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[Brand is standing by in the ring along with Kitty Sinclair and Starlett. He adresses the crowd.]
Brand- Thank you for the rousing welcome. It's good to be home. And we will be home for the next month until after Old School Anarchy on September 26th from Green Bay, Wisconsin. But first I want to announce that we are giving away all gate receipts from tonight's show and donating them to the Red Cross to help with the victims of Hurricane Katrina. And also a group of the wrestlers have decided to forgo their paychecks to help with the cause. For every dollar donated by an MWA wrestler I will personally match it dollar for dollar. And here are Starlett and Kitty to tell you more.
Starlett- Thank you Barrett and I want to let everyone know that the Butterfly Foundation will also be making a sizable donation to the relief fund.
Kitty- Thank you for your help tonight and remember any merchandise you buy tonight will also go for the victims.
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[We find Heather �The Feather� Shannon in front of the MWA Center, talking to a man with a distinctive mullet hairstyle and bushy sideburns. A head shorter than Heather, his black wife beater, emblazoned with the slogan �Pop! Right in the Teeth� in white letters, reveals his powerfully muscled arms. He either has a passion for working on cars or he drives a beater, because his hands, his arms and his faded Levis are liberally stained with motor oil and transmission fluid. There�s also a smudge of motor oil that runs from the bottom edge of his left sideburn to his chin.]
Heather: All right Johnny, can we cut to the chase, hon? I�ve got to get in there for my match.
Johnny: Yeah, I heard you been doin� pretty good for yourself, ain�t you?
Heather: I�ve done all right. What�s your point?
Johnny: Well � I�m sorta embarrassed to ask for help � you know I got my pride �
Heather: You do? Since when?
Johnny: Now Heather, don�t make this any harder than it is already.
(Heather looks at Johnny Love shifting uncomfortably from one foot to the other. It obviously cost him a great deal of self-esteem to approach her for help. She could let him suffer for a little longer, but she�s notoriously not that kind of person. Besides, she�s in a hurry.)
Heather: Okay, I�m sorry, hon. But could you please just come out with it and tell me what you want?
Johnny: Well, when I left the rasslin� business to race in NASCAR, it didn�t pan out like I hoped. I couldn�t scrape up no sponsors. And I don�t belong to no union, so I can only get work as a mechanic part-time and I�m havin� a hell of a time keepin� grits on the table and beer in the fridge.
Heather: And the second�s more important than the first, isn�t it? So, what you�re tryin� to tell me is, you�re lookin� for a job.
Johnny: I�m lookin� to win the Arkansas Lotto so I won�t need to work. But while I�m waitin� � yeah � could you get me somethin� � for old time�s sake?
Heather: Well, if you�re lookin� to get back in the ring, I can talk to Brian Richman for you. He�s our union president.
Johnny: Damn unions! Won�t let you clean toilets without payin� dues first. But I ain�t lookin� to get back in the ring. I found out I wasn�t cut out to be no wrestler two, three years ago.
(A smirk crosses Heather�s face as a thought crosses her mind.)
Heather: Now that I think of it, I guess I could use a valet.
Johnny: A what? You mean you want me to be like one a them bimbos that goes to ringside and smiles like Vanna White and looks pretty on some wrestler�s arm?
(Heather looks the oil-stained Johnny up and down.)
Heather: Yep. That�s pretty much how it works. �Cept havin� you look pretty might be a lot to expect and you�d look just plain silly in a cocktail dress.
Johnny: That all you can offer? A job holdin� open ring ropes?
Heather: Take it or leave it, hon.
(Just as Johnny opens his mouth, undoubtedly to tell Heather into which orifice she can insert her job offer, Sierra Devereaux storms past them, angry as usual. Johnny�s eyes track her all the way to the entrance as the Heritage champion whips out her union pass and nearly shoves it down Tundra�s throat.)
Johnny: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaag! You work with her? (He takes a battered comb from his back pocket and begins grooming his mullet with it, taking special care to make it stick up more in the front.)
Heather: Sure do. But there�s something you ought to know about Sierra �
Johnny: That her name? That�s a start. Now, about this here valet job � how much does it pay?
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Kendra Wing- This is a battle of newcomers. First at 6'7" and 277 lbs from Detroit, Michigan this is "The Suicide Messiah" Brian Jameson!
The lights go out. Red lights begin flashing throughout the arena as Suicide Messiah by Black Label Society plays on the MilleniumScope. Thick smoke begins to rise from the stage and the ramp. Brian Jameson jumps through the smoke and onto the ring apron. He makes his way through the ropes, and sits in the corner, awaiting his opponent. He spits to his left and puts on a fake smile for the cameras.
Kendra Wing- And his opponent from Parts Unknown at 6'11" and 355 lbs he is Malocchio!
"Man or Animal" by Audioslave plays as he makes his way to the ring.
Poe- This is a God Damn battle of the bulls! You got over 600 lbs of humanity in that ring.
Broadway- From the tapes I've seen this Jameson guy isn't afraid to put his body on the line.
The bell rings and Jameson uses his speed to get the first shot in on the bigger man with a roundhouse kick that slams into the face of Malocchio. He attempts another but Malocchio catches the leg and lifts him up and carries him to the ropes and slams him to the floor over the ropes. Malocchip backs up and dives thru the ropes with a Suicide dive.
Broadway- For the love of God! that's 355 lbs taking flight!
Poe- This is gonna be a battle of the bulls. If they can keep it in the ring.
Which they can't as they battle all the way to the back as Pedro Diaz counts them both out.
Poe- Well that sucks! I was hoping for some big time power moves.
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[BA is shown walking down a hallway towards his office. He is wearing a black button down shirt, with the top button undone, and beige khakis. The shirt is tucked in at the belt and his shiny silver buckle is showing very prominently. Right next to Brian, wearing an identical outfit is Mike McMurty. Mike has a beige pair of khakis, a black button down with the top button undone, and a shiny silver buckle, exactly like BA. Mike follows BA step-by-step, side-by-side all the way to his office. Trailing slightly behind, not able to find a hole between the two large men is Stephanie Reyes, looking lovely in a flowered sundress. BA stops at his door and whispers to Stephanie]
BA Brian- Mike's taking a real liking to me hasn't he?
Steph- What do you mean?
(Stephanie is puzzled)
BA Brian- Look at him, he is dressed exactly like I am�
(Stephanie examines BA and Mike, as Mike looks up at the ceiling in the hallway unknowing of the events around him. After a second, Stephanie starts giggling)
Steph- You're right!
(Mike looks down)
Mike McMurty- Whath thou funny Thephanie?
Steph- Nothing Mike, you look cute today�
(A BIG smile comes across Mike's face, and he becomes slightly bashful as he responds)
Mike McMurty- Thhhhank you.
(BA smiles and lightly chuckles as he opens the door to his office. Upon entering a small bouquet of flowers is sitting on BA's desk.)
BA Brian- Whose flowers?
(Stephanie and Mike both walk in)
Steph- Awwwww� that's so sweet of your wife to send you flowers!
(BA pauses)
BA Brian- I don't think this is my wife's doing� speaking of which� this isn't a bad idea� Stephanie, send her flowers! And write something romantic on the card!
(BA examines the flowers and finds a card on the flowers)
Mike McMurty- Whothh the flowerthhh from?
(BA looks at the card, rolls his eyes and hands it to Stephanie, who reads the card)
Steph- There from Johnny Grrrrr� for me!?
(BA walks around and sits at his desk, Mike follows suit and sits directly next to Brian's desk)
Steph- That's so nice of him.
BA Brian- You're right? It is nice of him�
(BA shakes his head)
Steph- What do you mean by that?
BA Brian- That's not like Johnny� watch out for him.
Steph- Oh, I think you're crazy! It was nice of him�
BA Brian- I know Johnny� he's bad news�
Mike McMurty- Real bad newth!
Steph- The flowers are nice.
(BA nods his head)
BA Brian- Yes, the flowers are nice.
(Mike shakes his head also)
Mike McMurty- Real nithhe!
[BA and Steph both look at each other smile as Mike sits at BA's desk with a big grin on his face]
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[We go to the ring as we hear the soung "Open Your Eyes" by Alter Bridge and in the ring we see Trinity Litrell-Black on her Tea With Trin set alongside her bodyguard Alexander Pendragon aka Oblivion. Their are three chairs set out along with a coffee table. The fans, mostly the males, cheer for Trin. She adresses the crowd.]
Trin- Thanks for the warm welcome Madison. I'd be lying if I said I ever expected to be back here in Madison and working for the MWA. I guess life has a funny way of throwing you curveballs. But I'm back and I want to welcome my very first guests to Tea With Trin. He is the "Dreamlover" Jackie Sweets and she is Starlett!
Suddenly the MilleniumScope lights up once again and an eerie purple light descends on the arena. Silver lightning effects strike the top of the rampway and light up the building. The words "This is Life" sound and the MilleniumScope comes to life with a video and the song "Dreamlover" by Mariah Carey plays through the arena. At the top of the rampway appears Jackie Sweets and Starlett! Sweets wears his trademark purple robe and tights with a silver heart on the rear. Starlett and he come down to the ring, shaking hands with fans on the way.
Once inside Jackie and Starlett walk over to the seats as Trin puts on a fake smile.
Trin- Jackie, Starlett. It's always such a pleasure.
Jackie holds the seat for Starlett and then notices the 7' giant lurking behind him and stands to look up at him.
Sweets- Excuse me, could you lurk over there? It makes me nervous.
Oblivion- I make you nervous little man? I make a lot of people nervous. Don't you know who I am?
Sweets- Uhhh no. But I have some Green Apple gum if you'd like a piece. I'm guessing you had onions for lunch.
Oblivion- My name is Aleaxander Pendragon. But you may have heard of me as Oblivion!
(Sweets looks to Starlett and whispers something in her ear.)
Sweets- You mean the Oblivion? The baddest of the bad? The hardcore legend?
Oblivion- That's me.
Sweets- Sorry, never heard of you. Trin can we get this over with already?
(Oblivion makes a move but the level headed Trin makes him stand down and back away to her side of the table.)
Trin- Of course Jackie. No need to be impatient. So you lost to World Champion Logan Wolffe last week. That must have been very painful.
Starlett(interrupting) - Was me superkicking your head off last week painful Trin? That can happen again if you don't keep your redone nose out of the match tonight!
Trin- I'll be there to make sure my man doesn't get screwed! And my nose is not redone like your tits bleachjob!
Starlett- If I put a candle next to your nose it would melt.
Sweets- Ladies! This is no way to start off Trin's first show. It should be settled in the ring.
Trin- I have no intention on wrestling again until I am good and ready. But maybe Oblivion and I could make an exception.
Sweets- If you're feeling froggy then jump Trin.
(Suddenly Two white light spot lights circle around the arena as "Counting bodies like Sheep" by a Perfect Circle blares throughout the arena. The two search lights meet at the entrance ramp where a man wearing black Luggz boots, black denim jeans, a black leather belt and a black wife beater stands. The light that shines upon him creating a slight glare off of his blonde hair. The bristles of his goatee over grown. The cold stoned stare along with who he is puts everyone in the crowd and in the arena in utter shock! Hughes walks down to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. )
Sweets immediately places himself between Starlett and Hughes but the Outlaw waves him off.
Outlaw- I didn't come hear to fight. That's coming soon enough. What I want is simply a request.
Trin- Well Jackie, the ball is in your court.
Sweets- Why would I give you a damn thing Hughes?!?
Outlaw- Honor. Pride. Competitive Spirit. Don't you live for that shit? What I want is something you have and no it isn't that tasty morsel cowering behind you. Kinda been there, done that already.
Sweets- Shut your damn mouth or your dead!
Outlaw- Oh calm down old pal. What I want you can deliver. And it will get me off your back.
Sweets- Then quit admiring your own voice and say it asshole!
Outlaw- Last week when I cost you that match with Wolffe, let me guess, you are going to get another shot aren't you?
Sweets- I imagine so. You don't get to ruin a Main Event on a whim Hughes.
Outlaw- But I did, didn't I? What I was thinking is you extend the olive branch to me and I leave you alone. To be specific, give me your World Title shot and I leave you and your blondie bee alone. Let's shake on it.
Sweets- You are even dumber than you look! I don't make those decisions and even if I did, Brand would never let you get a shot like that.
Outlaw- I thought you would be difficult. So...............................
(Hughes rushes at Sweets who meets him with a punch. They begin battling away as Trin ducks out of the ring and Starlett backs to a corner. Oblivion starts approaching menacingly as Sweets has his back turned and Starlett dropkicks the giant in the knee. Sweets punches Hughes who lets the momentum take him over the top rope to the floor. Sweets turns to see Oblivion on one knee and Starlett directing him to beware of the monster. Stephen Clay hits the ring and he and Jackie whip the big man to the ropes and after a Sweet Tooth(superkick) from Sweets that staggers him, Clay nails the Shining Path(Diamond Cutter)! Sweets grabs a fallen mic.)
Sweets- Hughes, you will never get anywhere in the MWA taking shortcuts. You want my shot at the World Title then beat me for it at Old School Anarchy!
The fans erupt. Hughes smiles and heads to the back. Trin angrily grabs a mic.
Trin- Thanks for nothing Sweets! You ruined my set and my first show. This was supposed to be about me! ME!
[We go to the back as security comes out to make sure nothing else happens.]
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Kendra Wing- This is a rematch of last week. First from Madison, Wisconsin at 6' and 223 lbs he is "Marvelous" Michael Wonder and his brother at 6'4" and 262lbs "Innocent" Dan Wonder. they are the Wonder Twins!
"Machine Head" by Bush plays as the Wonder Twins make their entrance, excepting the cheers of the fans and slapping five to kids as they rush by.
Kendra Wing - And their opponents, making their MWA debuts as well they are the team of Kobiyashi Maru!
"Nobody's listening"by Linkin Park plays as he makes his way to the ring.
Kendra Wing- And his partner from Detroit, Michigan at 6'2" and 250 lbs this is Dinamite Dan!
A bright white fuse starts to burn at the bottom of the ramp. The fuse burns up the ramp to the stage. The song TNT by AC/DC blast in the sound system. Dinamite Dan walks onto the stage the fuse stops burning at his feet. Dan flings his fist in the air, and four huge explosions of yellow,red,and orange blast off. Dan strolls down the ramp, and rolls into the ring. He climbs one of the turnbuckles, and pumps the arena up. Dan takes off his silk shirt, and his sunglasses. He tosses them out into the crowd as three explosions go off in the turnbuckles. Dan jumps down off the turnbuckle, and is ready for his match
Goodman- Well this one could be a barn burner. Dinamite Dan and Kobi want to gain some revenge and the Wonder Twins want to keep riding the train to another victory. It should be a great matchup.
Broadway- Let's just hope that Danny Wonder can get some ring time this week.
Mike starts it off with Dinamite Dan and we are under way. The bigger Dan grabs a collar and elbow tie up and forces Mike to the corner. Dinamite Dan catches him with a back elbow to the head and then hiprolls him out of the corner to the center. As Mike rolls to his feet he is hit by a Lariat that sends him ass over appetitie. Mike tries to get to his feet but Dinamite Dan is on him and snapmares him to the mat and locks on a rear chinlock. Mike tries to get to his feet and does but Dinamite Dan tells the referee to check Mike going for his tights and as Danny Dillon checks, Dinamite Dan rips him down by the hair. He slams a forearm into the side of Mike's head and takes him over to his corner and makes the tag to Kobi who climbs the top buckle and lands a chop on the shoulder of Mike as Dinamite Dan twists his arm. Kobi cinches in an armbar as Mike strains to reach the outstretched arm of his brother Danny.
Poe- I'm surprised. Kobi and Dinamite Dan are working well together. After what I saw last week I didn't know if they had the brains for teaming.
Broadway- And again they have cut off Mike from his brother. That is smart strategy. No one knows what you are gonna get from Danny Wonder. He's a physical specimen to be sure and his knowledge of martial arts is a plus but he needs to get in the ring.
Kobi sets Mike in the corner and lays in a chop. Mike's chest reddens from the impact. Kobi unleashes a series of kicks to the midsection of Mike and then climbs the ropes and nails a kick to the side of his head!
Goodman- What a shot! I could see Mike getting a concussion out of that.
Poe- And we have enough of those walking around with Jack Griggs out of action.
Kobi laughs as Mike struggles to his feet and springs toward him with a handstand back elbow. But Mike is ready and catches Kobit in a full nelson in mid air! He then wrenches him over for a Dragon Suplex! Mike holds on as Dillon slides into position for the count
1
2
No! Kobi just kicks out at the last second. Both men crawl to their respective corners.
Poe- Snap! That's the kind of moves we expect out of Mike Wonder. Kid has got so much potential.
Goodman- I think all four of these men have that kind of potential.
Kobi makes it first and tags Dinamite Dan who cuts off Mike and punches Danny off the apron.
Broadway- Well at least they want it. Dinamite Dan knows that he needs to keep the fresh man out.
Dinamite Dan picks up Mike and bodyslams him to the mat. He leaps up in the air and drops an elbow across the windpipe of Mike who sits up quick looking to make a tag. Danny stretches out his long reach but Dinamite Dan again pulls Mike away and sends him whipping to the opposite corner. Dan follows in with a Lariat! Mike stumbles out and Dinamite Dan goes up top and sets up for a double axe handle off the top ropes. But Mike out of desperation dropkicks him on the way down!
Poe- Another move out of his ass. But now Mike needs to make a tag.
Goodman- And his brother is bursting to get in the ring. Mike crawls over to his corner as Dinamite Dan is down. But Dinamite Dan gets to his feet and makes a last gasp attempt to cut Mike off. But Mike dives to the outstretched hand of his twin and tags him. Danny comes in and immediately pushes Dinamite Dan back to the ropes and sends him across. On the rebound Danny takes to the air with a Flying Shoulder Tackle that levels Dinamite Dan. Kobi comes in to help but Danny cuts him down to size with a roundhouse kick. He grabs the heads of both men and rams them together. Then he hits the ropes again and nails a double lariat on his opponents!
Goodman- Danny Wonder is a house afire! He is a man possesed!
Broadway- This is what we have been waiting for!
Mike comes in and they each grab a man. Mike takes Kobi and Danny forces Dinamite Dan to the corner. The Twins nod in agreement and whip their opponents towards each other. Kobi leaps up and over Dinamite Dan but the Wonder Twins are ready and catch them with dropkicks. Dinamite Dan is knocked out of the ring. Dillon forces Mike out of the ring as Danny presses Kobi high over his head. He holds him for the hometown fans but Dinamite Dan pulls his leg out from under him and Kobi crashes down on top of Danny. Dillon counts
1
2
Dinamite Dan reaches up and grabs the leg of Danny Wonder as he attempts to kick out but Dillon can't see it.
3!!! Kobi gets the pin.
Goodman- They cheated! They stole that match from the Wonder Twins!
Poe- Ya hate to see that but it's a rookie mistake.
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[As The Hound of Ulster and The Assassin, the newly-formed tag team Twisted and Sadistic, return to the backstage area Cuchulain to prepare for his match with Meagan Collins and Steve Pinex to get ready for his appearance on Doo Doo Brown's BBQ Pit", they find Honey and Mary Jane Martell sitting in the Blue Common Area, aka the MWA demilitarized zone. Since they have the area to themselves at the moment, they've inserted a DVD of Ingmar Bergman's "The Seventh Seal," and are amusing themselves by reading the subtitles aloud in a "Swedish Chef" voice.]
Honey: Who urr yuuu? Um he hur de hur de hur
MJ: Ee um Deeth. Bork bork bork!
Honey: Have yu coom fur mee?
MJ: I hef lung velked by yur seede. Hurty flurty shmip shmip!
Honey: Su Ee hef nuteeced.
MJ: Er yu preperred?
Honey: Mee boody ees a-freeghteened, boot Ee um nut. Bork bork bork!
(Steve looks on in disbelief, arms folded across his chest, head shaking from side to side.)
Steve: Don't tell me that you came all the way here... To fraggin' WISCONSIN ... To watch yo' man wrestle?
Honey: Why not? I went all the way to fraggin' France to see the sights and watch him wrestle. (Suddenly a look crosses her face that's part astonishment and part pain.) So yeah, I was going to watch Conor's match here, too.
Cuchulain: Ye WERE going to, love?
(Honey experiences another twinge and has to ride it out before she can speak.)
Honey: Yeah, that was the plan. But now, I think I'll just � sit here and � go � into � labor.
Cuchulain: Aye, nae doubt that's best. Ye have to be dog wide of any ructions in yer condition, so mind ye just make yerself comfortable �
(Having seen that same expression before, body language and everything, Steve recognizes what's going on. He smacks Cuchulain hard across the shoulder.)
Steve: Dawg! Did you hear a fraggin' word yo' girl just said? (He looks Cuchulain straight in the eye.) Yo' Little Hound ain't waitin' no mo'!
(There's almost an audible click as Cuchulain's eyeballs fuse. Then, after he picks his jaw up off the floor, he looks at his wife in mingled amazement and concern.)
Cuchulain: Does he have the right of it, love???
(Honey, now in the midst of an intense contraction, can only nod. Mary Jane's quickly on her feet.)
MJ: That looks like it's coming on really sudden. I'd better go get the arena doctor to have a look at her.
Cuchulain: Sure, and it looks like wee Heather's after comin' out to say "Howya" to her god-parents.
(Steve does a double-take, sticks his left index finger into his left ear and fumbles around with it, left eye closed, a grimace on his face. His jaw dropped, he looks from Cuchulain to Honey and back again.)
Steve: I KNOW I didn't hear that right... Tell me you DIDN'T just say "god-parents."
Cuchulain: Aye. I got to choose her god-mother and named Mary Jane. Honey named her god-father and � well now, we haven't gotten round to the askin', but will ye honor us, mate?
(Steve has a confused frown on his face.)
Steve: Ummmmmmmmm... Uhhhhhhhh... It ain't like I know y'all that well... What's up with that...? (His left eyebrow rises.)
Honey: (Between contractions) You just have to � owwwwww � be there � for the � rrrrrrrrrrggggg � baptism. And maybe � put her on your � Christmas list.
Steve: I've got a god-son ... I already KNOW 'bout the baptism and the Christmas list... Birthdays... I'm just wonderin' why y'all chose me...
Mary Jane returns with the area doctor, a short, stocky, balding man in a white lab coat.
Doctor: Good evening. I'm Doctor Weird. I'm just going to have a quick look at you, okay? (He looks over Honey's color, inserts a thermometer in her mouth, then listens to her heart rate and listens to her bulging abdomen. Finally, he straightens up.)
Weird: Mr. O'Connor, we're going to have to remove your wife to my examination room.
Cuchulain: Shouldn't we be doin' a legger for the nearest hospital, doctor? I'm not after questionin' yer judgement, mind �
Weird: There's no time. She could have the baby at any minute. I have a delivery table in my examination room, but I need your help moving her there.
Steve: Conor, under different circumstances, I wouldn't cut out on y'all, but I got to head down to the Pit.
Cuchulain: So ye have. Out with ye, then and mind ye have a rack o' pig-sicles for me.
[As The Assassin walks off, Cuchulain and Mary Jane half-walk, half-carry Honey out of the Blue Common Area.]
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Kendra Wing- The next match is one fall with a fifteen minute time limit. Making his way to the ring from Miami, Florida at 6'0" and 243 lbs, this is Scott McClain!
The lights dim as "Adrenaline" by Gavin Rossdale starts up. The fans start to cheer as Scott McClain comes out onto the stage wearing his red and black tights with the name "McClain" running down the sides. He raises his hands in the air and shakes the fans hands as he walks down to the ring. He slides in under the bottom rope and jumps to his feet. He bounces off the ropes and walks to his corner.
Kendra Wing- And the opponent! Weighing in at 288lbs! At a height of six feet eight inches! Hailing from Cardiff, Wales! He is BILLY, KALLOWAAAAAAYYY!!!
"Mae Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau," is sung by the Welsh Male Choir. It fades into "Come With Me" by Puff Daddy. A the first note hits Billy Kalloway and of all people, Derek Grimes enter the aisle. Clad in his ring attire of baggy denim jeanshorts and HBK vest. On top of all that he wears a long boxing style robe with the hood up. The robe is in the style of the Welsh flag. Havok walks towards the ring with his head down, focused on the match ahead,
A double DQ ensued which of course sets up a probable return next week.
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[We go backstage where JNC commandeered a camera and the services of the attached camera operator. JNC makes his way backstage until he finds himself outside the open door to the MWA's Blue Room.]
JNC: You see all those people in there? Do you see them?!?
Jonah grabs the camera and moves it up and down to simulate a yes answer for those watching.
JNC: Each and every one of them is in for a Rude Awakening. Tonight, Heather's gonna get one when I knock her down a notch. The Millennium Championship will never be hers, or anybody else's before it goes around my waist next. This week, I've got my eye on you Heather. You beat me once, but I'll be damned if you beat me twice. I'll be damned if ANYBODY beats me twice. I haven't busted my ass to get to where I am today just so that some white Queen Latifah can step in and take what I want, nay, what is mine�and that Millennium Championship IS mine, oh yes. So don't worry, Heather, about who walks away with that title at the end of tonight. Worry about me, and prepare for a Rude Awakening. That belt will be MINE before it EVER becomes yours, and you can believe me when I say this� I will do anything to get that belt around my waist, and I mean anything. Are you willing to do anything Heather, because I am. Food for thought is a new concept for you, I'm sure, so feel to take your time to come to the definite realization, a rude awakening if you will, that you are looking at the NEXT, Millennium Champion. Now go finish your ham hocks, our match is coming up.
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[Backstage we see the Wonder Twins walking back to their dressing room after their post match interview and they run into Starlett. She tries to pump up their spirits which are low after their loss to the team of Dinamite Dan and Kobiyashi Maru.]
Starlett- Hey guys. Sorry about how the night went. But you looked good out there. They cheated you out of that win.
Mike- I blame myself Starlett. I should have studied the tape better. i should have known they would pull something like this.
Danny- Quit beating yourself up bro. We lost this match because we don't know what we're doing in there. We need someone we can trust to help us get the advantage. We need a manager. Starlett, this is the moment of truth. We need you. Please agree to manage us.
Mike- Danny, don't put her on the spot. That isn't fair.
Danny- let me handle this Mike. I'm better with the ladies than you are anyway.
Mike- What? You're a vi.................
Danny- Stop! No one needs to know that! I'm just saying...........
Starlett- Guys, guys! Quit fighting! No good tag team fights among themselves. Here's the deal I will offer you. You wrestle your match next week and if you still think you need my help we'll talk. But I think you guys are really good on your own. You don't need me to help you. Look I have to go. I'll see you at Karaoke tonight.
Twins- Bye Starr.
Mike- Don't go falling for her. That's Jackie's girl remember.
Danny- I won't. But if I did, what could he do about it?
[We go back to the ring.]
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Kendra Wing- This next match is a return match from last week. Now making her way to the ring for our next match from Poquoson, Virginia at 6" and 457 lbs, this is Heather "the Feather" Shannon!
As "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen hits, the lights dim. At the beginning of the first guitar riff, red and violet pyros form a natural aisle to light Heather's way to the ring as she appears at the top of the ramp. As she makes her way to ringside, she waves to the fans and blows kisses. Her ring attire consists of a pink spandex cat suit and highly polished, knee-length black boots.
Kendra Wing- And now the man who committed treason on the MWA, Making his way to the ring, from Silver City, New Mexico. He's a former Tag Team & Hell Champion, & the winner of the very first Any Given Night Match. Standing 6'6" and weighing in at 267 lbs, you know him as..."JNC"... Jonah N Cherry!!!
Suddenly the lights go out. A guitar rift blasts over the sound system and is soon joined by a hard steady drum beat. "Out of My Way" by Seether begins to play and the lights begin to alternate in a flicker of red and white.
This time, taking it away
I've got a problem, with me getting in the way,
Not by design
So I take my face and bash it into a mirror.
JNC's former Cherry Poppers begin booing as Jonah makes his way out from the back. Wasting no time, he blows them off and makes his way steadily to the ring.
I won't have to see the pain (Bleed, Bleed)
This state is elevating, as the hurt turns into hating.
Anticipating, all the fucked up feelings again.
The hurt inside is fading
This shit gone way too far.
All this time I've been waiting
No I can not grieve anymore.
For what's inside awaking.
I'm not, I'm not a whore
You've taken everything and oh I can not give anymore.
Poe- This could be a hell of a match or it could be a damn disaster for JNC. Heather has him off his game and his game wasn't that tight to begin with.
Broadway- Well personally I think he's cycling again. He looks like he added 15 lbs of mass since last week.
As Heather turns to take off her ring jacket JNC explodes out of his corner with a knee to the back of Heather that drives her into the corner. Jonah pulls hher back and then rams her thru the ropes into the cornerpost shoulder first! The boos are raining down, and Cherry is smiling. He pulls Heather up, and sends her into the corner, following her in with a clothesline! She collapses down at the buckle. Cherry lays some kicks into her until the referee forces him back. The bell rings and Heather gets to her feet. She comes at Cherry but he evades her, dancing around her a bit. She comes at him again with a clothesline attempt but Cherry ducks it and catches her with a forearm that sends her to the corner.
Goodman- JNC is mocking Heather now. But it took a cheap shot from behind to get him to this point. The man has no problem taking short cuts.,
Poe- Cherry has made a history out of the short cut. Ya go back to his early days in the MWA and those Hellmouth matches where he tried to end the careers of anyone he met in the ring.
Broadway- And then he goes from 240 lbs to 267 in a week's time. Seems fishy to me. We really need to test for that kind of thing.
JNC pounds away on Heather in the corner. The referee, Scotty Dillon, gets between them and forces JNC back. He comes out of the corner, and they lock up. Heather uses her weight to back Cherry into the corner, and then she slaps his face when the ref tells them to break. She backs away quickly and Jonah charges toward her and she manages a hiptoss, sending him down. He gets up and charges again and a deep arm-drag sends him over in much the same fashion. Heather goes for a quick elbow drop but misses it, Cherry then, hoping to catch her before she gets up goes for a legdrop but there's no one there. Heather grabs at his head for some kind of chinlock but he slips out and pushes off her shoulders with his feet sending her down.
Goodman- Nice chain-wrestling there. I expected to see more powerhouse maneuvers but now that JNC has lost the element of surprise Heather seems to be taking charge.
Poe- One thing you don't want a woman of Heather's size doing is taking charge.
JNC reaches out and snaps on a side headlock. He really applies the pressure, and Heather tries to snap him into the ropes but he counters. He keeps cranking on the pressure, and Heather drops down to one knee. She is really hurting her, this move can cauliflower an ear easily. Heather suddenly comes up and delivers a back suplex out of it! But amazingly enough, Cherry absorbs the impact and keeps the hold applied. She manages to get to her feet again, and once more she delivers a back suplex, and drills Cherry mainly onto the head and shoulders. And again, Cherry maintains the hold. Finally, a third time, she gets up and tosses him over a third time and releases as the crowd cheers.
Broadway- I'm impressed by that. Heather found a way out of a tough spot. When she first joined the MWA I have to say that I wasn't sure what to expect due to her weight but she really is proving she can go. She had her chance at the Legacy Title months ago and I thought she proved herself then but she has improved a lot over the summer.
Poe-Careful Jimmy. You sound like you got a crush. You just got married.
Broadway- Everything is sex with you isn't it?
Poe- When it comes to a woman like Heather who's thick as thick gets, you damn right!
Heather crawls over and drapes an arm over Jonah
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Poe- There was no way Jonah was kicking out of that.
Broadway- He's lucky he reached the ropes.
(Just then they are joined by Kent Baxter who was taking a potty break)
Kent- What did I miss? By the hammer of Thor that woman is massive!
Heather gets up, and pulls Cherry up by the hair! She whips him into the corner, and charges in after him with a big avalanche splash! Cherry gets out of the way at the last second! Gets behind her, and goes for a release german suplex
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The JNC pulls her up, and ducks his head between her legs, lifting her for the sidewalk Slam! He comes up, but her weight can't be held there, and she rolls him up in a sunset flip! He back-rolls out of it though, gets to his feet and kicks Heather right in the face! JNC with the cover
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Kent- I like that. Jonah Cherry is a man's man who knows what it takes to win a big match.
Broadway- Is there any reason you had to come back? It was so peaceful with you gone.
Jonah gets up and stomps away on the the back of Heather's head. He picks her up by the head and whips her to the corner. He follows in and right into Heather's boot which sends him stumbling back. Heather screams and charges at Cherry with a Spear that takes him practically out of his boots. She picks him up and is blasting Cherry with more fists than he can block. Heather hits him with a Lariat that takes him to the floor.
Kent- Knights of Columbus! That woman is a savage! Does anyone have an elephant gun that we can take her down with?
Goodman- Kent that was deplorable! Heather is a fine wrestler and she has Jonah on the run.
Kent- Of course he is on the run, at this rate she may destroy the entire city. Hurricane Heather is a force of nature.
Broadway- That is enough! Don't make cracks about Hurricanes with what is happening in this country right now you idiot!
Kent- Well I don't have to sit here and take this abuse!
Poe- Nah you ain't! So get to steppin'!
Heather is ready now and reaches thru the ropes to grab JNC and he hits her in the throat causing her to choke. The crowd jeers JNC for his underhanded tricks but he smiles devilishly and rolls in and out again, breaking the count Dillon had going on him. He pulls Heather to the cornerpost and slams her leg around it. She screams at the pain. He repeats the move. Dillon berates Cherry to get back in the ring. Jonah ignores him and pulls Heather to the floor. He whips her to the stairs and she pretty much destroys them with her impact.
Broadway- For the love of God! Those steps are steel. And they have cracked! Do you understand the force it takes to do that?
Poe- So you saying we need to take it out of Jonah's check?
Broadway- I'm saying we need to get a urine sample as soon as the match is over. That was superhuman!
Heather is holding her arm which was cut by a sharp edge created by the steps breaking. The wound that is opened up is deep and she is in trouble here. Dillon checks her to see if he should stop the match but Heather fights to her feet. Jonah charges her with a clothesline but she ducks it. he turns and fires a punch at her but she blocks it and returns the favor. But her punch is weak from the wound in her arm. Jonah lunges at her but she ducks down and backdrops her over. JNC lands on the floor with a thud. Heather slides back in the ring with the ref close behind. He begins the count as Heather backs to the corner and is thrown a towel by a ringside attendant. She wraps it around her wound and quickly the towel is bloodied. Dillon counts with JNC on the floor
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Cherry slides back in and heads toward Heather in the corner. She catches him with a foot to the gut. She puts him in the corner and uses her weight to butt bump him. the crowd roars it's approval.
Goodman- Heather is finding a way to keep Jonah at bay.
Broadway- But that bloodloss has me worried. She has to be feeling worn down.
Heather uses her second wind to batter Jonah and whips him across the ring. She follows with an Avalanche Splash! Now she whips Jonah to the ropes and on his return she picks him up a Bodyslam.
Poe- I think she wants to give him a running powerslam! I hope the ring can take the impact.
As Heather starts forward she falters. JNC kicks with his legs and slides down Heather's back. She turns and he unloads with a Sweet Cherry Pie(superkick)! heather sees stars and goes down like a ton of bricks! Jonah drops on top as Dillon counts
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Broadway- I don't believe it! Cherry gets the win.
Poe- That loss of blood was too much for Heather. We need to get some EMTs down to bandage her arm.
Broadway- I meant what I said earlier. I want Jonah piss tested!
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[Inside Dr. Weird's examination room, Honey is laying on a leather upholstered delivery table, writhing in pain as another contraction wracks her body and feels like someone's trying to rip out her very soul. Mary Jane has left for her appearance on "Tea With Trin".]
Cuchulain's not sure of his function, but he thinks he's supposed to be a cheerleader of some sort. Oh, and he's expected to yell "PUSH!!!" a lot. Honey's task is by far the more difficult and nobody can do it for her. It's sort of like what a man would go through if he tried to pass an orange through his urethra.
Weird: Mrs. O'Connor, I have some painkillers if you want them.
Honey: Thank you � doc but � no thanks �
Cuchulain: Bang on, doctor. She's been blatherin' her whole pregnancy how she was gummin' for a natural childbirth.
Weird: Of course. I only thought they'd make the delivery less of an ordeal.
(At that moment, an especially violent contraction hits.)
Honey: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... ooooooooooooooooohhhh � AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! GET ME SOME DRUGS, RIGHT THE HELL NOW!!!
Cuchulain: Ye heard the woman, doctor. We need those feckin' pain killers straight away!
Honey: Conor, I thought we agreed I was going to have a natural childbirth. That means NO drugs.
Cuchulain: Aye, well, they're yer labor pains, love. Take away the pills, if ye please, doctor.
Honey: Oooooooooohhhhhh � ooooooooooooooowwwwww � OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
(Somewhere in the midst of this latest assault, she reaches down and grabs Cuchulain by the scrotum and twists.)
Honey: YOU DID THIS TO ME, YOU BASTARD!!! NOW IF I'M NOT DOPED UP IN FIVE SECONDS, YOU'LL NEVER FUCKING DO IT AGAIN!!!
Cuchulain: (His voice a little shrill.) God save us! The feckin' painkillers, doctor � let's be havin' the bloody things!
Honey: Sweetie, I love you to death, but sometimes whatever I say to you goes in one ear and out the other. I've been telling you for nine months �
Cuchulain: Ara be whist, woman! Give us the feckin' pills, Moreau!
Weird: A smart choice, Mr. O'Connor. The delivery will be much safer for her if the pain's under control.
Cuchulain: �Tis me own safety I'm brickin' it over!
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Kendra Wing: Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure please welcome self-proclaimed country music superstar Angelica "Firestar" Jones!
(Independence Day" by Martina McBride begins to play over the PA system. The MWA's big screen shows scenes of Angelica hitting her devastating Hot Shot on Fyre, Mary Jane, and Shane Pinex. It then shows Angelica hitting the divine impact on Steve Pinex and raising the MWA Millennium title belt up high in the air. Then Angelica Jones steps out onto the stage to a chorus of boos from the crowd. Angelica is attired in her wrestling gear of a yellow flame design jumpsuit, red wrestling boots, and sunglasses. Her long bleached blonde tipped red hair is left to flow down to below her shoulders and she has a cowboy hat sitting atop her lovely head. Angelica already has a microphone in hand as she stays on the stage and approaches the band that is also on the stage already.)
Angel: First of all, allow me to correct Kendra Wing. I am not a self-proclaimed country music superstar; I am a country music legend! I am bigger than Alan Jackson and George Strait! I make Faith Hill and Martine McBride look like has-beens! Much like when they are compared to the goddess that is Firestar! But right now isn't about proving my physical superiority, tonight is about proving my vocal superiority, and tonight you idiot fans are in for a real treat, for tonight I will sing you songs off of my triple platinum album "My Legacy"! So sit back, relax, and listen to me sing, listen to someone who is better than all of you in every way. Now this first song is dedicated to Sierra, for it is the story of that sad drunk's life. Hit the music.
(The sound of a guitar, followed by drumming, can be heard from the band. Eventually, it gets to the vocal part, where Angelica brings the microphone up to her lips and begins to sing.)
Angel: You used to come home late and not a minute too soon barking like a dog, howling at the moon. You'd be mad as an ol' wet hen, up all night wonderin' where you'd been�hell, you were too drunk to remember. You'd fall down and say come help me honey, I laughed out loud I thought it was funny as hell. You sobered up and I got to thinkin' girl you aint much fun since you quit drinkin'. Now you're fixin' to see why I'm kickin' you ass, you're losing this race and I'm busting you face. Girl, you aint much fun since you quit drinkin'!
(The audience isn't sure what to do. She sang well, so they want to cheer, but she mocked Sierra so they want to boo.)
Angel: Now that was fun, but this next song is serious. Sit back and listen to the song of my life titled "My Legacy".
(A light guitar sound is heard as Angelica slowly brings the microphone up to her lips and begins to sing.)
Angel: I grew up a Catholic girl in Boston, Mass. I was a happy girl until my world came to an end. But even my mother's death could not my will bend.
(The guitar playing begins to get more intense as Angelica reaches the chorus)
Angel: My Legacy, I've risen above them all. My Legacy, I've overcome then all. My mother's death, my lover's death, rape, and divorce, I rose above them all of course. Nothing can stop me, no one can stop me, it's my destiny, and it's my Legacy.
(The band playing comes to and end and despite their hatred of Angelica, the fans cheer her for her great singing.)
Angel: Thank you, thank you very much. This is the kind of appreciation that I deserve. Now would you like to hear more of "My Legacy"?
(The crowd roars an approval. Angelica then smirks arrogantly.)
Angel: Well too damn bad, because if you want to hear more you will have to go out to the store and buy my record. Tonight was free, and if you want more you stupid leeches will have to line my pockets with you money.
(Angelica laughs arrogantly as she exits the stage.)
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[We see Cassie Davis in the back talking with Earls Bickelsbottoms at the Ready position when Trin Litrell approaches. Trin gives Cassie a snotty look and sneer, something Cassie takes exception to.]
Cassie- Do you have something to say to me?
Trin- Are you speaking to me? I'm sorry, I don't even know you. What's your name dear?
Cassie- I'm Cassie Davis.
Trin- Sorry dear, not ringing a bell. Are you new?
Cassie- I've been here for months, while you were running your company into the ground.
Trin- Into the ground? Haha. Young lady I think you are dangerously close to biting off more than you can chew. So I advise you to back off. I'm about to go to the ring with my man and I have better things to do than talk to a rookie like you.
Cassie- Well then if you don't want to talk to me why don't we get in the ring? I'm just dying to take you down a few pegs you stuck up snot!
Trin- Earls! Aren't you going to do something? I don't think Barrett would appreciate this little twit talking to one of his biggest and best personalities in this manner.
Earls- Hmm? Sorry, I was just thinking about the fact that you haven't been in the ring yet since you've been back Trin. I'm sure Barrett would love to see you and Cassie hook up next week. Sometimes I'm amazed when matches come to me. This is hot stuff. You better be ready. I've watched Cassie and she can flat out go.
[A look of horror crosses Trin's face and she rushes off to LJ's side to tell him what is going on as Cassie licks her lips in anticipation and Earls does as well.]
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Kendra Wing- Ladies and gentlemen, this is a grudge match! First a former MWA World Champion. He stands 6'3" and weighs 237 lbs and claims no home, he is Stephen Clay!
"How Soon Is Now?" by Love Spit Love plays as Stephen Clay somberly makes his way to the ring bathed in an eerie crimson light. He appears emotionless as he climbs upon the apron and slides between the ropes. He walks to his corner and waits. He removes the black silk shirt and tosses it to a ring attendant. He wears black leather pants with a crucifix like symbol etched in gray on the legs. They match a tatoo on his left arm. On the other arm is a Cladaugh symbol for love.
Kendra Wing- And his partner from Madison, Wisconsin. At 5'10" and 222 lbs, he is the former MWA World Champion, "Dreamlover" Jackie Sweets. And with him is the most desirable woman in the universe, Starlett!
Suddenly the MilleniumScope lights up once again and an eerie purple light descends on the arena. Silver lightning effects strike the top of the rampway and light up the building. The words "This is Life" sound and the MilleniumScope comes to life with a video and the song "Dreamlover" by Mariah Carey plays through the arena. At the top of the rampway appears Jackie Sweets and Starlett! Sweets wears his trademark purple robe and tights with a silver heart on the rear. Starlett and he come down to the ring, shaking hands with fans on the way. Once inside, Starlett removes Jackie's robe to show off his chiseled abdomen. Sweets grabs her as she departs and kisses her tenderly one more time.
Kendra Wing-And their opponents first at 6'5" and 255 lbs from Philadelphia, Pa. The main man in the Foundation, LJ Black and his number one girl the lovely Trin Litrell!
The first notes of "Getting Away With Murder" by Papa Roach begin to play and immediately the fans boo, knowing who is going to be making their grand entrance next. Sure enough it is LJ Black, who is wearing black trunks with LJB going across the back in a deep purple and black boots. He is accompanied to the ring arm in arm with the lovely, yet very pregnant Trin Litrell. LJ walks up the steps first, followed by Trin, who walks the ring apron while waiting for him to hold the ropes open for her. As he does so and she slides in, a big grin crosses his face, having gotten a nice view of her ass. LJ climbs in next and turns toward the Millennium Scope.
Kendra Wing- And his partner, from Boston, Massachusetts. A former MWA World Champion, he is 6'4", and 235 lbs. Here is the "Outlaw" Steve Hughes.
Two white light spot lights circle around the arena as "Counting bodies like Sheep" by a Perfect Circle blares throughout the arena. The two search lights meet at the entrance ramp where a man wearing black Luggz boots, black denim jeans, a black leather belt and a black wife beater stands. The light that shines upon him creating a slight glare off of his blonde hair. The bristles of his goatee over grown. The cold stoned stare along with who he is puts everyone in the crowd and in the arena in utter shock! Hughes walks down to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He stands on the side of the ring opposite the ramp, awaiting his opponent.
*******Recap Alert*******
As LJ and Clay battled outside the ring Sweets was being set on the top rope by Hughes. Hughes was attempting a top rope Shotgun but Sweets kicked him off then nailed him with a Sweet Spot(Backflip Scorpion Deathdrop) for the
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Starlett got her hands on Trin and they also ended up in the ring. As Hughes made it back to his feet and the sides were even at three the MilleniumScope lit up and "In The End" by Linkin Park played as John Clayton hit the ring. He pulls LJ off of Clay and a look is shared by the two men. Then Clayton tears into Clay. At first the numbers are overwhelming but slowly Hughes began to tire and Clay was handling both LJ and Clayton. Then a big man of 6'5" and 321 lbs came out from behind the curtain. "Pull Harder On The Strings Of Your Martyr" by Trivium plays as he enters the ring and nails Clay from behind with a Lariat. He tells LJ and Clayton to pick up Clay and toss him his way. They do and he lifts Clay up for The TakeDown" (Inverted F5) and drops him to the mat! Sweets sees this happening and slides into the ring to help and is beat down by the three men. They lift him up and he also falls victim to The TakeDown" (Inverted F5)! Big Dave stands over two of the MWA's best and wants more! Starlett is alone outside the ring as LJ grabs a mic and adresses the crowd.
LJ- There are your heroes!!! That is the best you have to offer! Both of those men have been World Champion and the Foundation just laid them out like tomorrow's laundry. John Clayton is back where he belongs. Big Dave is here! Steve Hughes is with us! Trin is the most beautiful woman in the wold. And I'm LJ Black! The Foundation has returned and soon we will be the most powerful force in the MWA! Hell, we already are. You can join us or be left for dead like these two fools! The choice is yours!
Hughes struggles to his feet and notices Starlett just feet away and begins to move toward her. She moves away but her path is cut off by Big Dave. Then from the back, Nu G and Ran Smith come running with security close behind. The Foundation decides to leave as "In The End" by Linkin Park plays.
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[We see Steve Pinex, chewing the hell out of some gum and knocking on Sierra's locker room door.]
Steve: Open the damn door, Sierra� I ain't got all night!
[We hear Sierra's voice from the other side.]
Sierra: Go away, Pinesol! Do EITHER of you know how to treat a lady?!
[Steve shakes his head, stifles a chuckle, then starts shoving his shoulder against the door, threatening to try to take it off its hinges.]
Steve: Gad-dammit, Sierra! I just wanna talk� Is that too fraggin' hard fo' you to deal with? [He backs up, takes a running start and rams his shoulder hard into the door, which doesn't budge. He seems oblivious to any pain that he should be feeling as a result.] I'm tellin' you right now� If you don't open this door, I'm gonna tear it right off its fraggin' hinges!
[Sierra snatches the door open, daggers shooting from her eyes at Steve.]
Sierra: I can't believe that you're married! How ANYBODY can put up with you every day just blows me away! [She stands defiant in the doorway, face red with exasperation. Steve smirks, an impish gleam in his eyes.]
Steve: Quit bein' so damn rude and invite me in. [Sierra's jaw drops. Before she can say a word, she's interrupted.] I ain't wantin' to hear no yang outta you right now. Sit yo' happy ass down and let's have a pow-wow. [Sierra attempts to slap him, which he easily catches with his left hand. He grimaces, as he lets an exasperated breath escape, a hint of a growl accompanying it.] Didn't yo' mama ever teach you that little girls are s'posed to play nice?
[Sierra snatches her arm out of his grip, stomps over to a nearby couch and drops her ass onto it, not unlike a kid having a temper tantrum. Steve walks in, uninvited and closes the door shut behind him.]
Steve: Look� I obviously know what's gone down between you and Shane. I'd LOVE to apologize fo' him�
Sierra: DON'T YOU DARE MENTION HIS NAME TO ME! [She pops out of her seat, gets right in his face and shoves him back, fist balled, apparently ready to tear into him.] EVER SINCE THE TWO OF YOU CAME TO THE MWA, YOU'VE MADE MY LIFE MISERABLE!
[Steve just looks at her with a blank expression on his face. He's got both her wrists in a vice-like grip, attempting to avoid the obvious beat down that she'd attempt otherwise.]
Steve: Now, you know how I felt after Independence. [She tries to snatch herself out of his grip, but to no avail.] You can just quit fightin' me right now, Sierra. You'd save yo'self a whole lot of headache. [He holds her arms up higher in the air, forcing them to be nearly nose to nose.]
Sierra: It's called a Tic Tac� Learn it, live it, love it.
Steve: It's called Big Red� And you can quit tryin' to clown. This ain't no time fo' you and yo' "I hate the world" bullshit! I came to you straight up and I expect you to do the same. [He releases her wrists, his eyes never leaving hers.] Act like the grown fraggin' woman you are fo' a change and I wouldn't have to treat you like you were my 6-year-old.
[Sierra rubs her wrists, grimacing, her expression a cross between exasperation, embarrassment and annoyance. Steve walks past her, takes a seat on the far end of the couch.]
Sierra: You can leave now. [She points toward the door. Steve glares at her, shaking his head.]
Steve: I'll leave when I'm damn good and ready. Sit yo' ass down� [He pats the sofa beside him.] We NEED to talk. [He notices that Sierra is refusing to look at him. When he speaks again, he's much more stern about it.] Notice I said "WE."
[The camera fades to black.]
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[Cuchulain had never though of human babies as cute before. Puppies and kittens were much cuter as far as he was concerned.
It's amazing how fathering and holding one of your own can change your perspective, isn't it? Cuchulain's been holding his new daughter, almost in a trance, from the moment she was cleaned up and diapered.
Heather Mary O'Connor, entering the world at seven pounds, six ounces, is blonde like her mother and gray-eyed like her father.
Beautiful like her mother.
Heather: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
(And a loudmouth like her father.
Someday, she's going to need an over-protective father to scare away the wrong type of suitor. But that day's a good 14 or 15 years down the road. At this moment, all she needs is to be held by her daddy. And Cuchulain could do that for the rest of the night. Except that he's expected to wrestle in a few minutes.)
Cuchulain: I'll be back straight away, lass. I have to go out there and make ye proud o' yer da', don't I?
[He gives Heather to the semi-conscious Honey, who instinctively cuddles her close. Before he leaves the examination room, he kisses both of them lightly and fondly on the forehead.]
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[Logan Wolffe walks into BA Brian's office with Johnny a pace behind him. Logan slams his fists down on BA's desk, which sends Steph gasping, Mike McMurty a little jumpy, but BA's head up slowly from some paper work.]
BA Brian- Can I help you champ?
Logan- Cut the cute shit! What the Fuck is with Pinex!
BA Brian- Hey, I don't control the wrestlers that way, not you and not Pinex, you have to talk with security about that!
(Mike nods)
Mike McMurty- Talk to thecurity, we don't control thhhhem.
(Logan looks at Mike and then over to Johnny)
Johnny- Shut up retard!
(Mike's eyes get angry and BA puts his arm over Mike's chest to calm him down)
BA Brian- You watch your mouth Logan. Mike is as valued an employee to the MWA as you are, champ.
Logan- Oh, you protect the dumb goof?
BA Brian- Incase you didn't notice, Mike is big enough he don't need me to defend him. And he's won every match he's ever been in. All one of them. If anything I'm defending you!
Logan- Get the fuck outta here� you better make sure this shit doesn't keep happening� I don't need this Pinex shit!
BA Brian- I can't handle it.
Logan- Then I'll just have to handle it myself!
(Logan and Johnny storm out of BA's office, Stephanie walks over and puts her arm around Mike, which is no easy task for her with Mike being so tall. Mike leans in and begins to cry a little on Stephanie. BA just stares down the door)
Steph- Is that guy gonna always cause problems�
BA Brian- As long as he's around he will�
(BA puts his hand on Mike's shoulder as Stephanie rubs his back)
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[Sean McBride is flanked by John Patrick as they walk down the hallway, the two notice Mary Jane and Jack Griggs at the end of the hallway. A smile crosses their face as they walk up to them, Griggs notices the two, roll his eyes and looks away, Griggs has a bandage around his head.]
Mary Jane- What do you two want?
JP- What's with the hostility Mrs. Martell?
McBride- How's the head Griggs?
(McBride and Patrick chuckle, Griggs jumps up but MJ wraps her arms around him to hold him back)
Mary Jane- Not now Jack!
JP- Hiding behind your woman?
Griggs- You two are just lucky the doctors wont clear me to wrestle, but when they do, I'm coming for your asses!
McBride- Yeah, if your girl will let you out of the house!
(MJ trys to get at the two, but Griggs holds her back this time)
Mary Jane- His girl might just be the one to kick your ass!
JP- Don't worry Jack, I'll make sure to send you some Aspirin for the headache!
(McBride and JP walk away as Griggs turns to MJ)
Griggs- When this injury is cleared up, this whole thing with McBride� I'm going to end it!
[MJ leans in and kisses Jack while rubbing his head softly]
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Kendra Wing: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the MWA Millennium Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, from Palm Beach County, Florida, she is one half of Fame and Fortune, this is MEAGAN COLLINS!!!
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Kendra Wing: And her opponent, from Londonderry Northern Ireland, he is the MWA Millennium Champion, this is CUCHULAIN!!!
A ball of green and gold light blazes at the top of the ramp and "What's Left of the Flag" by Flogging Molly blares over the PA speakers. As the song's tempo picks up with the beginning of the second verse, Cuchulain's steps through the dimming pyros and makes his way down to the ring, today accompanied by Master Chief Lawless, high-fiving whatever fans are adjacent to the aisle.
He wears green, white and orange trunks in the design of the Irish flag, scuffed black, hobnailed boots and a sleeveless, Kelly-green t-shirt that reads, "The Hound of Ulster- Cuchulain" in gold, Old English letters. The slogan is arranged above and below a snarling wolf's head logo. Master Chief Lawless is wearing combat trousers and boots, with a black vest over his stocky torso.
(The bell rings and the match is under way. Meagan and Cuchulain lock up in the center of the ring and the larger and stronger Cuchulain immediately slaps on a side headlock. Meagan tries to utilize her superior technical abilities to break the hold but Cuchulain easily maintains the hold with his superior strength. Cuchulain is about to cinch the hold in even harder when Meagan reaches up and pokes the Irishman in the eyes. Cuchulain then breaks the hold. The referee admonishes Meagan, who ignores it and immediately dropkicks the knee of Cochleae.)
Poe: Wonderful move by Mrs. Collins!
Broadway: Yes, a wonderful poke to his eyes.
(Cuchulain quickly scrambles back to his feet but Meagan quickly takes him back down with yet another dropkick to his knee. This time Cuchulain is much slower getting back to his feet while the devious Meagan stalks him from behind with a chop block. Meagan lifts up the left leg of Cuchulain and attempts to lock in a figure four leg lock but Cuchulain is able to kick her off and she slams into he the tope turnbuckle face first. Meagan turns around and charges Cuchulain, who easily takes advantage of the emotional challenger by drop toe holding her.)
Poe: Meagan's beautiful face slammed into the turnbuckle and then into the mat!
Broadway: This isn't ballet.
(Meagan scrambles to her feet quickly but Cuchulain is to his fee first. Meagan swings at Cuchulain with a right hand but Cuchulain easily blocks it and then scoops Meagan up and body slams her to the mat. Meagan pops back up again and again gets body slammed to the mat, only this time Cuchulain follows up with an elbow drop to the mid section.)
Poe: Now the champ is taking over.
Broadway: Now we shall see how resilient Meagan is.
(Cuchulain pulls Meagan off the mat and then whips her into the ropes. Meagan rebounds off the ropes and Cuchulain catches her in a vicious power slam. Cuchulain goes for a cover.)
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Broadway: A two count, almost a three for Cuchulain.
(Cuchulain pulls Meagan off the mat and whips her into the ropes, this time Cuchulain ducks his head early and Meagan makes him pay with a kick to the face. Meagan then takes a few steps back and charges at Cuchulain, only the Irishman sees it coming and comes back with a vicious spine buster. Cuchulain again goes for the cover.)
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(Cuchulain gets back to his feet and begins to stalk Meagan. The Florida native, thinking quickly, pokes the referee in the eyes and then she lands a low blow on Cuchulain. Meagan then hurls Cuchulain to the outside.)
Broadway: Now how fait was that? Meagan hit a low blow on him!
Poe: Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat. It's the Collins motto.
(The referee begins to confront Meagan about why she poked him in his eyes, meanwhile Kevin Richards lifts Cuchulain up and drops him knee first onto the steel steps. Meagan then goes to the outside while the referee is being distracted again, this time by Kevin. Meagan grabs a steel chair and uses it against the knee of Cuchulain. Meagan then rolls the prone Cuchulain into the ring and immediately locks in a figure four.)
Broadway: Damn it! After Meagan and her brother did the damage to Cuchulain's knee with the steel chair and steel steps, Meagan is going to win this damn thing with the figure four!
Poe: It may not be right but its smart!
(Meagan screams at Cuchulain to tap out, but he refuses to. After a few seconds in this painful hold, Cuchulain's shoulders hit the mat ant the referee immediately begins to count.)
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Broadway: The pain is so intense that Cuchulain forgot his shoulders were down.
(Meagan keeps the figure four locked in for a few more seconds while she continues to scream at him to tap out. Eventually Cuchulain gets up enough strength to try and turn Meagan over. After much strain, the Millennium champion is able to turn her over, reversing the pressure onto Meagan. Meagan screams out in pain, but Kevin quickly reaches out his arms and pulls Meagan over to the bottom rope, undetected by the referee up until he sees Meagan with the ropes and he forces Cuchulain to break it.)
Broadway: This Kevin Richards is paying dividends for Meagan.
Poe: That he is.
(Cuchulain and Meagan make it back to their feet at about the same time. Meagan swings at Cuchulain but fails to connect with a right hand, instead Cuchulain blocks it and lifts Meagan up and gorilla press slams her to the mat. Meagan pops back up, holding her gut in pain, but she is immediately knocked back down with a strong clothesline. Meagan again pops back up, only this time Cuchulain connects with a fisherman suplex pinning combination.)
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Broadway: What a contest! If only Meagan would play fair.
(Meagan slaps the mat in frustration and immediately pulls Cuchulain up, setting him for another Bear Market, but this time Cuchulain drops down to a seated position, hitting Meagan with a jawbreaker. Cuchulain then pulls Meagan up and connects with a Gae Bolg and goes for the cover but Kevin Richards is on the apron distracting the referee.)
Broadway: Get him off of there!
Poe: He's her brother; he has every right to be there.
(Cuchulain gets up and decks Kevin with a right hand. This has given Meagan enough time to recover. Meagan rolls Cuchulain up in a school boy roll-up, hooking the tights for extra leverage.)
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Broadway: Good call by the referee!
(Meagan begins to argue with the referee, giving Cuchulain time to recover, and when he does he spins Meagan around and connects with another Gae Bolg. Cuchulain goes for the cover.)
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Kendra Wing: Here is your winner, and still Millennium Champion, CUCHULAIN!!!
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[We go to the ring as we hear the soung "Open Your Eyes" by Alter Bridge and in the ring we see Trinity Litrell-Black on her Tea With Trin set alongside her bodyguard Alexander Pendragon aka Oblivion. Their are three chairs set out along with a coffee table. The fans, mostly the males, cheer for Trin. She adresses the crowd.]
Trin:We'll give it another go. I'm sure my next guest will be a lot more polite than that stinky old Jackie Sweets. Please welcome Mary Jane!
The lights go down as the beginning of Determined by Mudvayne plays throughout the arena as the words "Mary Jane" appear on the Tron and spotlights swirl around. On the word "GO" pink sparks shoot from the corners of the stage and when the lights come up, we see Mary Jane Martell standing at the top of the ramp wearing a pink metallic halter top that ends just above her stomach with pink metalic short shorts. Black elbow and knee pads and black boots. Her hair down and curly. She raises her right fist above her head and heads down the ramp, shaking hands and giving high fives to as many fans as possible. She slides under the bottom rope into the ring where she acknowledges the fans at every corner by standing on the second rope and raising her right fist and banging her head to the music.
Trin: How is your relationship with Jack Griggs now that you have to face him in a match? How do you guys plan to deal with the whole thing?
MJ: Honestly, my relationship with Jack couldn't be better. We've had a pretty rough go of it with everything that's happened in the past year, but we made it through and we know that we'll get through the match. We're both professionals and we both give it our all in the ring, even when we face each other. Although I wouldn't mind getting the win, I'll still be proud of him if it's the other way around.
Trin: Speaking of everything that went on last year, the loss of both your brothers, among everything else, how are you dealing with it all now?
MJ is quiet for a moment as she reflects.
MJ: Well, I'm definitely doing much better now than I was a few months ago. I still think of both Ecstacy and Xavier every day and I would give anything if they could still be here with me, but I've learned to take things one day at a time. I've been moving on with my own life and I know they'd be proud of me.
Trin: Now for some woman-to-woman talk. You and I have our history together, as I'm sure you know. How do you feel the rest of the MWA women match up to you? Do you feel all of us have devoloped more since last time around?
MJ: Of course. With every match someone is in, there's always some development that occurs. There's always room for improvement for everyone, including myself. I've learned not to take anyone for granted and to look at each of my opponents, male or female, as my biggest challenge.
Trin: Thanks for being on my show Mary Jane
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[The dressing room of Jonah N Cherry. He is celebrating his big win with his girlfriend Sheila when there is a knock at the door. He opens it to find Alarra McGreggor(Turmoil Producer), Tommy Knuckles(Director of Security) and Brian Richman(Union President) at his door.]
JNC- What's this about? I doubt you're here to congratulate me.
Alarra- No Jonah that's not why we are here. It's that time again. We need you to pee in this cup.
JNC- What? I've passed a drug test already! I don't need another one so soon.
Alarra- The key word in "random drug tests" is random. That means they could come at anytime. Today just happens to be your lucky day.
JNC- I'm not ready! I don't have my rep here.
BA Brian- I'm right here Cherry. I will accompany you into the bathroom while you do this. And no bags go in. We won't have any "Original Whizzinator" stories in the MWA.
JNC- This is such bullshit! I win a match and you guys are all over me.
Alarra- That isn't how it is Jonah. Now could you please take care of business. We have a show to run.
[BA follows Jonah into the bathroom holding two urine specimen jars. Jonah takes a look at Sheila and just shakes his head as she appears very distraught.]
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"DooDoo Brown" by Luke begins to play on the MilleniumScope. A bald, thick bodied brotha comes out from the back wearing a lime green sequined vest with his large belly sticking out, and hanging over his orange tights. Alongside him is a young boy wearing an orange, green, and purple striped turtleneck, and thick, taped together glasses, sporting a hi-top fade hairdo. The man starts doing some 80's dance moves and different pelvic thrusts on the stage before heading to the ring when he wipes his sweaty forehead off and flashes a smile, showing his golden tooth to the people.
They head over to a special area designated for the segment. Doo Doo wraps a grease stained orange apron around his belly and places a white chef's hat on his head. He grabs a set of tongs and fires up the Webber grill set up for him. Nephew begins pulling food out of a Coleman cooler that he is carrying. He takes a a few slabs of ribs and drops them on the grill. Doo Doo takes a mic and adresses the Madison crowd.
Doo Doo- Welcome Mad Town to the BBQ Pit with a very special guest this evening. Steve Pinex!!!!
[Steve steps out onto the stage wearing a dark green single-breasted suit with black pinstripes, a gold shirt with a purple and green swirled design going down the middle, gold socks and black patent leather dress shoes. A gold watch adorns his left wrist, a black leather belt with a gold buckle is around his waist. A pair of tinted Ray-Ban shades covers his eyes, a pair of black leather gloves are on his hands. The look makes him look like the moniker that he�s taken for himself. His head is shaved nearly bald, a neatly trimmed mustache and goatee in place, a large band-aid is across his forehead, covering the stitches that are still there as a result of the street fight that he had with Punisher last week. He walks onto the BBQ Pit set with a purpose.]
Doo Doo: Good to see ya playah. It's great to have you in the pit again.
[Steve extends his right hand, shakes with Doo Doo firmly.]
Steve: The pleasure is all yours, Doo Doo.
Doo Doo: My nipples were hard last week watching that violent match with Punisher. How you feelin'?
[Steve pulls his shades down onto his nose with his right hand. He glares at Doo Doo over them, a sneer on his face.]
Steve: Dawg� [He wrings his hands together, sniffs.] First off� You should keep that nipple thing on the DL� Last thing I want runnin� through my head is you sittin� there, tweakin� yo� nipples while watchin� me bust my ass in the fight of my fraggin� life. [He pushes his shades back in place, looks toward the camera.] As fo� how I�m feelin�� I�m feelin� mo� alive now than I�ve felt in a long-ass time! There�s somethin� special about beatin� the hell outta somebody� Takin� every thing that they can dish out and then some, and you keep on tickin�! [He lowers his head, looking over his shades.] Pun� [He points toward the camera with his left index finger.] You did virtually everything that you promised to do� I expected no less� [He points to himself with his left thumb, shaking his head for emphasis.] But it was clear to me that you didn�t realize just how much fight I was bringin� to the dance. [He licks his lower lip, a smirk on his face.] But by the end� You knew� [He points into the camera again.] You� Everybody in the Stade de France� [He waves that index finger in the air.] Everybody watchin� the feed �round the whole fraggin� WORLD� [He holds his hand up in the air, slowly moving it from his right to his left, his eyes following the path. He looks back into the camera.] That The Assassin had arrived! I let you feel my passion� [He shakes his left fist, holding it close to his chest.] I gave you a taste of my rage� [He holds his left index finger and thumb closely together.] I poured my heart into that match�[He beats on his chest with his fist.] I gave y�all my sweat, my blood� I gave y�all a piece of my soul! [Both fists are held in front of him, shaking with intensity. He sucks in a huge breath, locks his eyes on Doo Doo.] So, when you ask how I�m feelin�� I tell ya this� I feel like a fraggin� addict� And I�m lookin� fo� my next fix.
Doo Doo: Without hardly resting for a hot minute you came down to save Jackie Sweets from a beat down at the hands of Steve Hughes and Logan Wolffe.
Steve: Doo Doo� There�s an old sayin�� There ain�t no rest fo� the wicked! [He shakes his head emphatically.] I saw an opportunity and I took it! Nothin� mo�� Nothin� less.
Doo Doo: But I think we both know that saving Jackie was less the issue than getting your hands around the neck of Logan Wolffe. Am I right?
Pinex: You ain�t neva lied� [Steve�s pushes his shades on top of his head, revealing big, brown, bloodshot eyes. He scowls as he looks through the camera.] Stallion� This thing between the two of us� It ain�t done by a long shot! [He shakes his head for emphasis.] Everybody THINKS that this whole deal got started when you decided to put yo� hands on my brotha� But you and I both know that there�s a hell of a lot more to the story than that, don�t we? [His left eyebrow rises as he wipes his mouth with the back of his right hand.] We�ve kept this issue private long enough� I�m through being discreet! I�m through goin� through hoops to get my hands on yo� punk-ass!
Doo Doo: I feel ya on that. This thing with Logan seems almost like an obsession with you. I know you want the World Title but sometimes it almost seems like it don't matter as much as kicking Wolffe's ass.
Steve: Doo Doo� [He removes his shades from the top of his head, loving folds them then hangs them on his belt.] Every wrestler alive today wants to get their hands on the World Title. It�s what we live and die for in this industry� But sometimes� You�ve gotta make a stand fo� what�s more important� Fo� me, that means family� [He looks through the camera once again.] When somebody threatens yo� family, you do what you can to protect them� Even when you disagree with the way that they lead their life� Even if they�ve done plenty of dirt to you� I�ll be damned if I let ANYBODY step in and threaten me in ANY way, shape or form! There are some that think it�s cool to send notes, letters and phone calls, threatenin� to do someone harm� There are some that think that they can control you by hittin� you where it counts� [His voice becomes a whisper with an obvious growl highly evident.] Wolffe� I ain�t yo� average man leadin� yo� average life� [He shakes his head, lowering it in the process.] I don�t work 9 to 5� But I sure as hell have paid the price! [He holds his gloved hands out, flexing his fingers.] Every opportunity I get to kick yo� ass� Officially� Unofficially� Sanctioned� Unsanctioned� I�m gonna take another shot� I�m gonna keep takin� my shots until you face me man to man� One on one� I�m gonna keep carvin� out pieces of yo� soul until there�s nothin� left� [He�s visibly shaking with intensity.]
I told you once� I ain�t the Apollo Creed to yo� Rocky Balboa� This ain�t no Hollywood fairy tale� [His eyes roll back into his head.] You will gaze into the eyes of The Dragon� You will feel the unbearable heat of his breath caressin� yo� body� You will smell the stench of the carcasses that have piled up in his wake� YOU WILL FEEL MY RAGE, WOLLFE! [He slides his left thumb across his throat, his whole body shaking with intensity.] Ignore it fo� as long as you want to, Wolffe� [As his pupils come back into view, he stares through the camera.] Yo� punk-ass IS Caught in the Crosshairs� It might happen sooner� It might happen later� But you WILL be Assassinated� And yo� Execution WILL become my Ecstasy!
[Tainted Love by Soft Cell plays as MWA World Champion, Logan Wolffe moves to stand at the top of the rampway. There's a mic in his hand and a smirk on his face.]
Logan: Would you give it up already? All I can hear is you blowin' a lot of hot air. Your lips are movin' a hell of a lot but you ain't got much ta say. I think you just like hearin' yourself talk. Mook, like I told you before, you're already dead� You just don't know it yet.
Steve: Dead Man Walkin�, Logan� You can�t kill what�s already dead� But I sure as hell can take yo� lame ass outta the picture whenever I see fit! [By this time, Logan�s started walking down the aisle toward the ring.]
Logan: I'm sick of hearin' you week after week talkin' like somebody wants to listen. You're the one that made this personal the second you blindsided Johnny and took out his knee.
Steve: If yo� lap dog had kept his nose outta my business, I wouldn�t have had to take his fraggin� knee out in the first place. Quiet is as kept, I�ll do it again� This time, I�ll make sure he�ll have to wheel his way up to deep throat yo� sorry ass� Permanently!
Logan: I am the hottest thing goin' in the MWA and it's about damn time you showed me some respect. I hold this World Title for a reason� Because I am the best. You ain't got what it takes to meet me in the ring, mook. I ain't afraid of your rollin' eyeballs and your neck poppin'.
Steve: Big words comin� from a kid who ain�t won a single gad-damn match without help. You can walk �round here like you�ve got the biggest set in the world� We all know that the "stallion" is nothin� mo� than a gelding with well-placed backup. If you WEREN�T afraid that the Dead Man�s gonna getcha, you�d do yo� dirt on yo� own! Oh, wait� That�d require that you�d stop jerkin� off every time you see yo�self in the mirror� Don�t fear the poppin� of my neck and the rollin� of my eyes� Fear what everybody saw me do last week in France� Fear the fact that I ain�t got a sense of what it means to quit� Fear the fact I keep comin� and keep comin� and keep comin� until I see no reason to keep comin� any mo��
Logan: There's a reason you ain't got a shot at me yet. You ain't good enough. Hell, Ivy could probably kick your ass. As far as I can tell, I've been right here in your face all along. The only problem you've got with me is the fact that you know you ain't good enough. So you gotta keep doin' all this talkin' to make up for the fact that I've got you shakin' in your shoes.
[Steve holds his right hand out in front of his face, notices that it ain�t shaking and smirks, looking at Logan who is now in the ring.]
Steve: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm� I guess you�re right, Logan� I�m shittin� a ton o� bricks in my briefs just lookin� at ya� I guess I should DO somethin� �bout that, huh?
[Steve leaves the Pit set, walking with a purpose as he takes his jacket off. So focused on Logan, he doesn�t realize that Johnny�s coming up behind him chair in hand. Before Steve can react, Johnny blasts him in the back with the chair. Steve collapses to his knees, a grimace of pain on his face, only to receive another chair shot to the back. Johnny puts the boots to him a bit before dragging him to the ring where he and Logan continue the beat down. Logan straddles Steve, pummeling his forehead and reopening the wounds that hadn�t yet healed from the street fight. With Johnny�s help, Wolffe gets Steve into position, slaps him in the face and takes him down with Fatality. As Wolffe and Johnny leave Steve in a puddle of his own blood, Steve�s stubborn streak kicks in and he tries to get up under his own power. Beaten but not broken, he fails to get up, but notices the blood dripping from his forehead to the mat. Logan and Johnny stand on the stage as a sick grin snakes across Steve�s face, his eyes locked on the stage before he passes out.]
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Kendra Wing- This match is for the MWA Heritage Championship. First the challenger, from Atlanta, Georgia at 6'2" and 218 lbs this is the former MWA Millenium Champion, Nu "G", Teffin Goss!
"Move Bitch" by Ludacris plays as Teffin comes down to the ring in white vest and thigh long tights with the word Nu G in gold and black trim on the sides and on the vest. He pops up onto the buckle and raises a fist to the sky. He takes off his platinum necklace with NuG on the pendant and hops down as the fans scream their approval. He removes the Millenium Title from his waist and holds it high for all to see.
Kendra Wing- And his opponent, from Miami, Florida at 5'6" and 117 lbs. She is a former MWA World Champion and the current MWA Heritage Champion . This is Sierra Devereaux!!!
"I Just Wanna Live" by Good Charlotte plays as the MilleniumScope lights up and Sierra Devereaux appears at the top of the ramp. Sierra saunters down to the ring in spruce green spandex shorts and a spruce green top. She hops onto the ring, moves to the turnbuckles and raises her arm to the crowd. The crowd goes wild as flashbulbs explode. She hops over the top rope, casting seductive looks at the men around ringside. Then she casts a dirty glare at her opponent.
Broadway- Well I'm sorry to leave right before the match but duty calls. It appears the MWA has just been contacted by a major star who is in the back and I am needed.
Poe- Go lock up that talent Jimmy.
Referee Scotty Dillon takes the title belt from Sierra and hands it to the timekeeper, as the two opponents circle each other very slowly. As they move in to lock up, Sierra fires off a quick boot to the stomach that catches Nu G by surprise, doubling him over in pain. She quickly looks to take advantage of the situation, and goes for a school-boy roll-up, and holds the tights as Dillon counts.
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Porkchop- No way she is going to pin Teff that quickly, just with a kick and a roll-up.
Goodman- But it does show, Porkchop, that Goss better stay on his toes in this one, or Sierra will take advantage.
Tiffany- Well I hate to get behind someone as dirty and underhanded as Sierra but a girl has to do what she has to do in a man's world.
Kent- That is so like you Tiffany. You are such a hypocrit.
As they get back to a vertical base, they both move in for a lock-up, and again, Sierra tries a kick to the gut. But this time, Goss catches her foot, and has her in a precarious position. Sierra tries to reverse the situation by attempting an Enzigueri kick to his head, but Nu G again anticipates the move and grabs her other foot in mid-air, resulting in Sierra's back hitting the mat hard. Nu G looks to take advantage by turning her over for a Boston Crab submission hold, but Sierra shows remarkable leg strength by kicking him off and sending him back into the turnbuckles. Sierra kips up to get back to her feet while Nu G steps out of the corner. As she regains her feet, Nu G charges at her with a clothesline attempt, which she easily ducks. Nu G leaps up to the opposite middle turnbuckle with ease, and as Sierra turns around, he jumps off and hits a missile dropkick. Sierra goes down hard and Teffin crawls over quickly for the cover.
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Kent- Uncle Jonathan's corn cob pipe!!! I don't like Nu G but she could sqeeze the life right out of him.
Porkchop- There are worse ways to die.
Goodman- Teffin is too much of a competitor to let this move take away that fire that burns in his belly.
Nu G finally finds a reversal by flipping over so that his back lands on top of Sierra, with her shoulders on the mat, which causes Dillon to count.
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Goodman- This crowd here at the MWA Center appreciates this tremendous display of wrestling. They have missed the non stop action the MWA brings.
Porkchop- Either that, or maybe Sierra's nipple slipped out of her top. Let me get out my binoculars to check.
Kent- Hot pot of coffee!!! Pass those over here.
Tiffany- Pigs!!!
Sierra and Teffin both unclench their fists and again move in for a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Nu G gets the advantage by locking in another side headlock. He grinds it in, but Sierra drives him back to the ropes, and whips him off to the other side, where he bounces off and nails a big flying forearm on Sierra. Almost on instinct, she gets back up as fast as possible, but Teff is already up and comes at her again, this time hitting a solid clothesline. She isn't as quick to get up this time, and Goss drops down, hooking the right leg for the cover.
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NO!!! Sierra kicks out, but Teffin doesn't let up. He picks her up by the hair, then Irish whips her into the ropes. When she comes off, Teffin grabs her and hits a brutal powerslam. Sierra winces in pain, her back obviously hurting. Nu G again attempts to get the pinfall.
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NO!!! She kicks out again, and again he picks her up, this time pushing her back into the corner. He nails her in the side of the head with two forearms, then whips her to the opposite side. Nu G attempts to follow in with a clothesline, but Sierra moves, resulting in him hitting sternum-first. Referee Dillon checks on Goss, but as he is looking at him, he doesn't notice Sierra slide under and hit a low-blow that causes him to collapse further into the corner.
Porkchop- God damn, that ain't right. Somebody needs to smack that bitch for that one.
Kent- That's what I'm saying. Right on her beautiful hiney.
Sierra crawls to the left, going back into that corner to recuperate, while Teffin slides down the turnbuckles until he is laying face down in that corner. Sierra finally stands up after shaking out the cobwebs, and walks over to the corner where she pulls Nu G up to his feet, before she starts to lay in with chops that echo in the last rows of the arena. After several chops, she whips him into the opposite corner. She then takes off from her side, hitting an amazing back hand-spring elbow, that causes Nu G to again collapse on the mat in the corner. Sierra pulls him out slightly before dropping down for the cover.
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3�NO!!! Teffin kicks out at the last second. Sierra gets up, more-frustrated, and berates the ref, because she felt the count was too slow.
Porkchop- It's not his fault that you didn't cover him fast enough girl. Find a new excuse.
Kent- I notice that you really stick up for this Nu G kid. Is it a black thing?
Porkchop- What the? Moflickie I will kick your ass.
Kent- So the Kanye West thing is in all of you black people?
Goodman- That was uncalled for.
After a minute, Sierra finally goes back over to Nu G and lifts him. She then whips him to the opposite ropes, and goes for a clothesline, but apparently, he has the same idea, which results in a double-clothesline that knocks both down. Dillon checks on both, before beginning the count.
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Out of nowhere, Sierra kips up, but Nu G gets to his knees, and then to his feet, as she charges at him. She swings wildly with a right hand that he easily ducks, and he responds with a right hand that sends her reeling. He follows on with another punch that sends her into the ropes. Nu G then whips her to the opposite ropes, and as she returns, he lifts her up and hits an impressive power press slam. He then picks her up again and tosses her into the ropes, and when she comes off, he brings her crashing to the mat with a spinebuster. Nu G gets up smiling and signals that this is the end.
Porkchop- C'mon Teffin! This is your chance!
Kent- Oh the journalistic integrity is mind blowing. Really, you are the epitome of ethics. Are you going to knock the government while you're at it?
Nu G takes Sierra and sets her near the turnbuckle then hops up on the second ropes
Goodman- he's setting her up for Affirmative Action!
Kent- Oh, how droll. That's really very clever.
Porkchop- You shut your cracka mouth right now!
Nu G prepares to fly off but Sierra slams her head up into his crotch! She pulls him off and slips out of the ropes to the apron. She springboards off the top and tries for her own version of the Tornado DDT, called Life's a Bitch! But Nu G catches her and braces and tries to give her a running powerbomb. But Sierra throws her weight back into a Hurrancurana and hooks the legs of Nu G!
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