Well lets see here. Right now I have 1 plant(the living, growing kind), A pile of CD's with the TA CD on top, I have an assortment of letters I have recieved includeing 4 asking me if I am bob (who is bob?) 2 death threats, and 1 marriege proposal. I feel a stalker has been born.....thats the 13th letter I recieved from that lady. I have my broken down printer, after all what use is a working printer? 2 containers full of pensto keep track of all you commanders. What? You didn't think I forgot all you newsie terrorizers did you? Muwahahaha :) I think the best thing on my desk is the internation clock. I have 10 different settings so when I am on I know just who to look for. Other then that and my moniter it's pretty much empty. Then again I always seem to have a problem figuring out what color my desk is as I never see the bottom. Now where did that oil go *rummages on desk* I seem to be leaking a bit...............