..........A purple woman answers the door. Purple feet, purple legs, purple knees, purple arms, a purple stomach, purple eyes, purple hair, purple teeth and a purple mouth. The purple woman invited him in and he told her that he needed a place to stay for the night. She said."you can have room 506, It's on the 5th floor, 6th door on your right. So the Australian went up the purple stairs, round the purple corner, up the purple stairs, round the purple corner, up the purple stairs, round the purple corner, up the purple stairs, round the purple corner, up the purple stairs, round the purple corner and took teh 3rd door on the left, where he cam eto the door of room 506. The door had a purple frame, purple flyscreen, purple doorknob and a purple keyhole. He then unlocked the door and went inside the purple room. In the room was a purple bed, purple Tv, purple fridge, purple draws, purple shower, purple bath, purple stove, purple oven and purple carpet. He was feeling rather tired. so he went to sleep in teh purple bed. Purple pillow, purple sheets and a purple quilt.
The following morning, the Irish Man woke from his purple bed, purple pillow, purple sheets and a purple quilt. And headed down stairs to the kitchen to have breakfast.
Down the purple, round the purple corner, down the purple staris, round the purple corner and into the kitchen. When he gets into the purple kitchen, the purple maid asks him what he would like for breakfast."i'll have Weetbix", he replied.