An Irish man in the desert comes across a purple house. It has a purple fence, a purple path, a purple lawn,a purple letterbox, a purple garage, purple doormat and a purple swimming pool. The irish man knocks on the the purple door. Purple frame, purple doorknob, purple flyscreen and a purple keyphole. A purple woman answered the door. Purple feet, purple legs, purple knees, purple arms, a purple stomach, purple eyes, purple ears, purple hair, purple teeth and a purple mouth. The purple woman invited him inside. He told her that he needed a place to sleep for the night. She said,"You can have room 204, It's on the 2nd floor and it's the second door on the right. So the irish man went up the purple stairs, round the purple corner, up the purple stairs, round the purple corner and took the second door on the right where he came to the door of room 204. The door had a purple frame, purple doorknob, purple flyscreen and a purple keyhole. He then unlocked the door and went inside the purple room. In the room was a purple bed, a purple TV, a purple fridge, purple draws,a purple shower, a purple bath, a purple stove, a purple oven and purple carpet. He was feeling rather tired, so he went to sleep in the purple bed with the purple pillow, purple sheets, and a purple quilt.
An English man in the desert comes across a purple house. It has a purple fence, a purple path, a purple lawn, a purple leterbox, a purple garage, a purple doormat and a purple swiming pool.........