warrensparty

This little section was made to distribute the minor details of Warrens party. From what the Big Man saw, this is the timeline from the Big Man's perspective, so if something is missed, it's probably cause I wasn't there. E-Mail me if you feel strongly about a concept gone unmentioned....

1:03 - I arrived just in time to get stuck into the pizza that was ordered. Luckily enough, Hunter Ye smellt the pizza after everyone had picked up the pizza they wanted. After dumping my sleeping bag in Warren's room, I entered the lounge room and saw Willie playing SmackDown (PS2) with William Luong. I then walked out to the living room, where I saw Pavan, Tom Lung, Nadeeka and Jason playing Mario Tennis on the 64. Last but not least, I finally made it out to the backyard to find Dom Byrne and Nick Poranek playing table tennis with Pat Chen and Goose.

1:23 - just about everyone came outside to the basketball ring to see Kwok's mega dunks. Other dunking perpertraitors included Tom Lung, myself and the Goose with some feeble attempts from Gary Tse.

1:35 - an intense game of table tennis is started between the team of Dom Byrne & myself VS Hunter Ye & Jack Wu. Dom and I come out on top and continue our winning form for another 3 matches.

1:48 - I accidentally snapped my heel attempting a 360 dunk after suddenly stopping mid-air after Gary tossed an unofficial basketball at the hoop. Of course, Gary missed, and the ball hit me and then rebounded and hit Nick.

1:59 - we attain a visit from Warren's sister's boyfriend; 'Wodak' After this encounter, Luong, Willie, Nick, Dom, Jack, Kwok, Warren and myself go to the lounge room and start playing some Smackdown. Willie and I have a fatal ladder match between Tajiri and Nick, (Nick was created on the game). Unfortunately, Willie came out on top with Tajiri's stiff karate kick and octopus stretch. Following matches included Albert VS The Big Show and Steven Richards VS Kane. After everyone had participated, Warren pulled out the SNES and we started playing Micro Machines, one of the all-time greatest games on the SNES. We stopped playing this game because our characters; Selim and Erib (yes, I said Erib) had a race that must've lasted about 8 minutes, which is pretty astounding, considering most Micro Machines races go for about 25 seconds each.

2:04 - Warren pulls out arguably, the most critically acclaimed game on the SNES, _________. The Goose particularly stood out in the newbie players scoring over 10 runs. Dom probably would've scored a lot higher if he could've overcomed his running problems.

2:29 - William Kwok, not knowing that Warren's trampoline was a potent death trap, started jumping crazily. Luckily, for everyone's sake, Nick informed Kwok that the springs are known to flick off when you jump high and they can shatter glass, as seen earlier in the day.

2:43 - Warren unfortunately runs out of drinks, which was the downfall at Ali's party. Hunter is probably the one to blame for all the drinks dissapearing, seeings as though he sat in the deck chair for half the afternoon holding several soft drink bottles over the course of the party.

3:30 - a tournament of sorts is started at the table tennis table. Teams included Dom & myself, Tom Lung & Goose, Pavan & Nadeeka, Pat Chen & Jason plus some other not so successful teams. Tom Lung was probably the most promising out of all of us. The main reason why Tom was so successful was because he plays Virtua Table Tennis 2 at EFN (Egg Fast Net) with Don Crown and Alfred, and sometimes Maki. (pronounced Mackie)

4:30 - Luong makes his unprecidented departure to the city with his Homebush whores, who shall remain nameless (*cough* invisible) Nobody really noticed when Luong was leaving, the only reason I did, was because I saw him trying to steal my Smackdown 3 and PS2 memory card. All because Derek is too busy getting oakleys in Punchbowl, to buy PS2 games for Luong.

5:12 - Nadeeka starts displaying his basketball prowess by running around the ring several times before attempting to put the ball in the basket. This forced Hunter (who was still planted in the deck chair) to be relegated to the floor in sheer laughter, at the sight of Nadz playing basketball. As we were all standing by watching Hunter roll around on the floor, we thought nothing could top this as far as comedy was concerned, until Warren made his infamous Hunter 'Horse Weeze' impersonation. This left us p*ssing our pants in laughter. It took us about 5 minutes to recover.

5:42 - Mario Tennis heated up with an intense doubles match. All four competitors had some sort of Mario Tennis experience, so it was a great spectacle. The Players included Tom Lung, William Kwok, Warren and Willie Zhu. The match went in favour of Kwok and Warren after a tight three setter.

6:30 - Hunter makes his infamous "F*ck Man! You got bagled man!" quote after Warren was on the receiving end of a 7-0 stomping in table tennis, compliments of the Big Man. Other bagle recipients included Jack Wu, Hunter Ye and Nadeeka Jayarathna.

6:54 - The rest of the gang (that weren't sleeping over) make their departure for the long ride home, because it takes approximately 17 hours to get to anywhere from Strathfield. The only people left at Warren's house now included Warren, (duh) Gooseman, Tom Lung, Nadeeka Jayarathna, Pavan and myself.

7:14 - The group still at Warren's house settles down for some 'Pasta a la Warren's sister' as we all attempt to pull Sheng away from the computer. Warren's sister seems displeased with the effort made on her pasta quote, "They didn't even make a dent in my pasta Warren"

7:23 - following dinner, Tom Lung and I go into Warren's room and watch Warren's new Lava Lamp for about 20 minutes. The Lava Lamp is so moving, we call in the rest of the group, and eventually, I tokk a couple of photos.

7:43 - everyone goes into the living room as Warren puts 'American Pie 1' in the VCR. We watch the movie intently until the movie is completed. Some of our favourite quotes from the movie included;

Cool azn guy:      "Hey, it's Stiffler's mum"
Cooler azn guy:   "Hey, she's a MILTF"
Both azn guys:    "MILTF MILTF MILTF"
Main Guy:          "What the hell's a MILTF?"
Cooler azn guy:   "Mum I'd Like To F*ck!"

Sensitive guy, "Yeah, my friends call me Nova, Casanova...."

9:36 - Pavan leaves the couch and I decided to go steal it. I set up a sleeping bag (still in it's bag) as my pillow and watched South Park until the part where Suddam keeps showing Satan the sausages he keeps concealed under the quilt. Although this sleeping bag for a pillow was comfortable at first, I realised that when I was woken up by the Gooseman at 6:23 (when he elbowed my leg) I had sustained a broken neck. Luckily, I still live to tell the tale.

7:43 - we all stumble of the tiles (where Pavan was forced to sleep) and get some breakfast. We realise, at the table, that Nadz is the world's biggest grub, and he somehow diverts attention from the fact that he's a grub, and starts telling us about his spinal stretches. Which of course, make you taller, duh.

8:14 - after completing our breakfast, we all hear a knock at the door, it's none other than Mr Sexy with Nadz II here to pick up Nadeeka and anyone else who lives around Eastwood, luckily for Tom and Sheng, they fall into that category.

8:16 - the people remaining (Warren, Goose and me) go to the 64 and start playing Micro Machines 64. The competitors included 'Big Erib' 'Erix' and 'Jackie' An exciting combination. In the end it was Jackie (Warren) who came out on top.

9:43 - Rowdy Roddy arrives at 102 Wallis avenue to pick me up. I say goodbye to Warren and the Goose, take one last look at the Lava Lamp and I'm on my way back to Cronulla in the merc. On the way home, I pulled into the Burger King at SouthGate. (And if you're interested, I ordered two BK Southern Style chicken burgers)