An elephant, a priest and an igloo walk into a hot bowl of soup. The priest walks up to the bar and orders some children's floaties. The elephant said,"What are you doing with those children's floaties?". The igloo, who was pretty irritated by now, decided he would drink some play-dough, only to discover, the barmen had accidentaly given him some Bulgarian hommus. The bartender then asked the elephant why he was not ordering anything. and the elephant replies,"You know what they say, if you don't order anthing, you are able to purchase cough lollies from a newsagent while sleeping on a goat in the middle of a zoo.
Story 2
Once upon a time, lived an icecube who enjoyed playing hopscotch. He enjoyed playing hopscotch so much, that when he got the news that his head had fallen off, and he was told that he would not be able to play hopscotch again, he was devastated. So devastated in fact, that he called pizza hut and ordered 2 large pizza's. "1 Hawaiian & 1 supreme(hold the capsicum)". He did not realise that when he used his Video ezy/Free garlic bread card, he recieved a free wooden spoon.
But in all the excitement, he forgot that he would be unable to eat the wooden spoon without his head. Within minutes, the icecube was at the pond, cutting off a duck's head with a supreme pizza(hold the capsicum) so that he could have it, and they lived happily ever after. |
