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| Q. How many knives can you fit in a draw? A. 7. Depending on how many movies your pet zebra saw on Thursday. Q. Hom many spoons does it take to change a walking stick? A. Sixteen. Nine to marinate the turkey, Four to purchase a McFlurry while on a rollercoaster thus being sick on the tuna sandwiches in front of them, and the other three to march down the street, break into a pet shop and steal a one-nosed horseshoe. Q. What did the Bowl say to the Plate? A. If you can't play the trumpet, your legs will shrink. Q. How many toasters are there in Pakistan? A. Fourteen, because celery is green. Q. What is the best way to cook a lemon? A. Stick a spatula in it, and throw in into a lake. Q. What did the Popcorn-Maker say to the Egg-Slicer? A. You may be smaller than me, but just remember. I am bigger than you. |
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