gainoquotes

"I've mastered many sports, Wallyball to name but a few." - 10.9.01
"A billy doo" - 14.9.01
"Stop piss-farting around!" - 16.9.01
"Have you struck a blow yet?" - 18.9.01
"Ben, I am concerned...about your sexual orientation" - 19.9.01
"What is this, a revolving door policy?" - 22.9.01
"Are you not fully aware?" - 23.9.01
"Joel eats dick!" - 24.9.01
"Where is the bastard?" - 24.9.01
"Rather saucily" - 26.9.01
"A line is a line, whereas a point is of something lesser" - 28.9.01
"Spinning a porky" - 16.10.01
"Have a crack" - 17.10.01
"Am I pulling your collective leg?" - 17.10.01
"Warren, why do you have to ruin it by being a dick?" - 22.10.01
"Will thoust prepare a table for me?" - 22.10.01
"Cheyair bullshit!" - 22.10.01
"Stop this poppycock!" - 22.10.01
"Powers and abilities, far beyond those of mortal men" - 23.10.01
"I will not be called a penis in my own classroom" - 23.10.01
"You boys might think I'm some sort of a barstard, well....maths is compulsory so to that I say, Tough Titties" - 24.10.01
"Get a grip lad" -24.10.01
"A cannibal and his son were talking in the forest. The cannibal's son said, 'Daddy, I hate my sister's guts!' His daddy replied, 'Well, you'd better stick to your greens then" - 24.10.01
"Naresh, get your knee down, you're looking a bit too relaxed for my comfort" - 29.10.01
"I don't watch much commercial television, although I do watch Malcolm in the Middle......often" - 29.10.01
"You know what I think of you, you're a fine bloke and everything" - 30.10.01
"You'll get your come-uppins" - 30.10.01
"Frankly my girl, I don't give a damn" - 30.10.01
"When I was around eight or nine, I was allowed to go into town by myself, but only if I wore my shoes" - 30.10.01
"So we can draw the line FULLY, and not dog it" - 6.11.01
"Can we get a bit of a.....a bit of decorum?" - 6.11.01
"Playing the goat" - 6.11.01
"Don't put it above the line in some girly fashion" - 7.11.01
"All that glisters is not gold" - 7.11.01
"I'm sorry, I'm going to have to take you outside and shoot you for acting in such a girly manner. What a waste of human life" - 8.11.01
"Quiet Pidgeon Pie" - 8.11.01
"Good, Good, Good, you've got a grip" - 8.11.01
"Money for jam" - 8.11.01
"I will not be treated as a performing figure" - 12.11.01
"What is this general lerbies" - 12.11.01
"Nick, stop piddling around with the gel in your eyebrows" - 12.11.01
"Open and naked" - 14.11.01
"All your books are shit are they?" - 16.11.01
"The three bloody stooges!" - 16.11.01
"I wish you little barstards would bring your own calculators" - 16.11.01
"These notices are not.... ices" - 16.11.01
"What's this ponderous writing of things?" - 16.11.01
"A dizzimal decimal" - 19.11.01
"Ohh bullshit calculator!" - 20.11.01
"Or you could say Bullshit, it's L over twenty-four" - 20.11.01
"You heartless barstard" - 20.11.01
"Hardball, Hardball my arse!!!" - 20.11.01
"Or as Omar Kiyam would say *Who's he?* The astronomer of Persia" - 21.11.01
"Stout Yomen" - 21.11.01
"Where is Roy Gin...away is he....slack barstard" - 22.11.01
"Are we gonna keep going with this jellybean bullshit!!!" - 26.11.01
"I've invited you to do some work and you've done all this bullshit" - 26.11.01
"Don't tar Naresh with that brush" - 26.11.01
"Johnson and Friends....JUSTIN FENCESTER!!!" - 26.11.01