faq

Q. How can i get the buffalo's out of my cupboard?
- Yussepi, Norway.
A. Cooking chocolate-soup would remove 2 or 3 buffalo's,
but the rest would have to be shot in the head and thrown out, whilst trying on shoes.

Q. My cat has trouble digesting telegraph poles. What should i do? - Mr stolle, Belgium.
A. I suggest that you buy your cat a bicycle for christmas, and when he wears it out, drown him in a bowl of 2 Minute Noodles.

Q. I think my elephant is seeing someone else. What can I do about it? - Josephine, Melbourne.
A. I stongly suggest that you cut out your elephants eye's, thus preventing him from seeing anyone, or anything.

Q. My alligator keeps drinking out of the carton. What can I do to prevent this? - Uder, Germany
A. You can start by getting a haircut, and to prevent it completly i suggest that you throw a meat pie at your fridge.

Q. My feet are growing longer everyday. Where should I do my shopping? - A duck, A platypus farm in greece.
A. I suggest you try 'Sans Souci fruit world', but if your looking for cheese, try 'Eskimo's discount shoes'.

Q. My car is continually getting stolen by bandicoot's. How can i keep this from happening? - A lemon, The fruitmarket.
A. Firstly, i suggest you hire some bandicoot's from 'Bandicoot's 'R' Us' and sell them to your next door neighbours. Who in turn will have them over for dinner, and maybe even a party, where they will play golf with a football & a fork. This may not fix your problem, but it may encourage hair re-growth and may even promote the fast growing sport of 'Football Golf'.