enemies

CurryBall;
Lead by the main curry perpatraitors Nimalan Nadarajamoorthy, Sam Sit-on-my-dinghy, Anirudh and Munir Alam. If you've never seen a flock of sheep before, don't bother going out to Penrith and Blacktown to see one, just head over to SBHS basketball courts where CurryBall is played. The curries are so pre-occupied with 'being cool' that CurryBall has actually changed about 4 times. Originally it was a rugby based game played only by curries. Then a 'newer' version came out where 'non-curries' were allowed to play, then the game turned into a complete WallyBall rip-off where competitors obeyed the same rules we did. An end was brought to this version of WallyBall because one day, when the WallyBall was accidentally left at someone's house, we decided to 'invade' CurryBall, completely obliterating them and making them realise how shallow their previous lives had been. The curries had a brief stint at union on Moore Park west but soon fizzled out and now they find themselves at war with the A*Team, or at least Raj is. But anyway, if there is any truth to the rumour that a match will be held between the A*Team and the curries, the A*Team will sweep the floor with them.

Yr 12 Handball Crew;
As soon as we saw year 12's playing handball at the basketball courts, we all knew something was wrong, terribly wrong! Being the spastics that they are, they decided that they would take up half the basketball courts (in the wrong direction I might add) just to piss us off. For the first few days of their 'gameplay' we just took it as a passing threat, we were all like, 'they're only playing between exams or something....' but it soon became apparent that they were complete sand-monkeys when they started playing recess and lunch everyday. To this day, Year 12's are constantly trying to get rid of WallyBall, but as long as there's only 6 of them, and 40 of us, we should be OK. PS: (Mackie Sucks!)

AxleBall;
Who knew year elevens could be soo irritating. People like James Slimnicanofski, Alex Voyavoda and Axel 'Who gives a sh*t what his surname is' There are others to blame for this somewhat warped form of soccer, including Ruo Yang Li, Albert 'Sex God' Malenko and that big woggy guy who nobody has a clue who he is. Now although there is absolutely nobody else I'd rather see in a skin-tight t-shirt on a warm tuesday afternoon, we still find it frustrating that these fools can't make use of Moore Park wesr, where soccer should REALLY be played.

Weirdo year 12 chinese cricketers;
This rowdy bunch of science (and/or maths) nerds have found that they are easily amused by a broken tennis ball and a piece of wood that they found broken off one of the umpire chairs at the basketball courts. It is a dreadful shame (and probably dangerous) that these clowns have no co-ordination, because on the rare occasion that one of the batters make contact with their broken tennis ball, there will be nobody with the talent to catch it, so it will most likely sail into the WallyBall playing area disrupting the action in the process..

The A*Team;
Although the A*Team aren't really annoying or a threat to WallyBall, they deserve a mention for their pitiful attempts at playing when we had peer support training on for two days. Guys like Liam, Cameron, Tom, Drew, Troy and Shores all particiapted, at a sub-par level, proving they should stick to what they're good at, and if anyone wants to tell me what they're good at, send me an e-mail to '[email protected]' so it can be processed.

Lower's Group;
OK, so only two girls have played WallyBall to date, but their performances will not be soon forgotten. Catherine Shen and Helen Zhang proved quite a force to be reckoned with when they teamed up infront of massive crowds when we had peer support. Utilising a slew of soccer based tactics to obliterate their opposition, the girls found themselves in Queen's in little over a minute. Eliminating competitors such as William Luong, Simon Chadwick and little known WallyBall'er Greg Stevenson. Cath's 'head' skills proving lethal with her male opponents, hehe.

Teachers;
The main perpatraitos in this sanction include Mr Selway, Ms Wallace and that red-head woman Warren called a lesbian for no reason at all. The funniest instance with a teacher was when Mr Selway threatened he would confiscate our ball if he saw the ball outside of the fenced area one more time. Willie Zhu, having the worst conduct in WallyBall, 'accidentally' booted the ball over the fence and hitting Mr Davies' car in the process. Willie bolted to the gate while Mr Selway was distracted by another student. In little over 20 seconds, Willie got to the ball and attempted to kick the ball over the fence, but he kicked it into the massive gum tree by the fence. Mr Selway, who was still distracted, had no idea that in the minute and a half he had his back turned to us, we had kicked the ball over the fence, kicked it into a tree, got another ball, kicked that over the fence trying to dislodge our ball, got them both down, returned to the basketball courts and continued gameplay without Selway noticing a thing, thank goodness.