electronicdevices

Q. What won't you fit into a microwave?
A. A dinosaur.

Q. What can you expect to find at 4.05pm on the 29th of October,
between Rockdale and kogarah?
A. A licorice circus.

Q. What did the hair-dryer eat for breakfast?
A. A sausage milkshake without the crust.

Q.What did the hair-dryer say after eating his sausage milkshake for breakfast?
A. "Mmmm, nice and sausageee."

Q. How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Three, because while one is sleeping and the otherone is dealing drugs to a coconut, the 3rd lightbulb must play poker with a truck whom cheats when your not looking.(obviously)

Q. What is the easiest way to use your toaster?
A. Throwing it into a volcano.

Q. Why didn't the TV have much to say to the cd player?
A. Because a buffalo ran off with his mouth.