| Uncle Stolle, Billy Payne and Patrick Penguin were now into the 3rd day of their tiresome journey to the world-scrabble championship, and hopefully an encounter with Pierre Polar Bear. Whilst watching Jerry Springer on the radio, the inflatable giraffe was brought to a sudden halt by a man-eating emu with a fingernail ring who happened to be scuba diving for cheese when he ran into their vessel. Patrick Penguin, out of curiosity, questioned the emu as to which school he attended. The emu replied with curiosity, "The conservatorium of Scrabble" (which in fact had been the school where Muffin had spent his teenage years) After Patrick told the emu about the unfortunate peril of their friend Muffin, the emu with the fingernail ring got so furious that he filled his pants with marshmellows and plummeted to the seabed, where he wasn't heard from again, until the next day where he arose to the surface and drove home, running through 3 red lights, to where his 3 daughters were waiting for their cooked watermelons. When the emu was gone, Billy Payne steered them towards the coast of Sri Lanka where they would make their first stop on what would be a long and exhausting journey. |
