A. Hiding under a poker machine in BurgerKing.
Q. How many chickens does it take to change a cabbage?
A. Eleven. Ten to feed the cat, and one to paint the fence.
Q. What do you get when you cross a three legged Mexican Sheepdog with a red wheelbarrow?
A. Seven christmas trees hidden under a letterbox.
Q. What can you expect to find if your geese are missing on Wednesday morning?
A. Your slippers and a donut.
Q. What should you do if a sheep blows up your house?
A. Get out of bed and purchase 3 dozen coloured toothpicks.
Q. What should you do if your goldfish leaves home?
A.� Send your guinea pig out to pick up some milk.
Q. Why did the horse run out of the cinema?
A. Because his shoes were untied.
Q. What would you call a sheep with a broken leg?
A. A church is where you would find a bus.
