askthetoughguy

Q. Why is it Clay Larcombe, and not Chris Larcombe? - Thomas lung 20/11/01
A. That's a good question Tom. It all started back in the 1600's, when a English monarch once said. "Thoust who's name thy is Chris shall now be called Clay"- English monarch.

Q. I'm not enjoying playing doubles with my partner. What should i do? - Thomas Lung 20/11/01
A. There is only one cure for this and that is to play doubles with Stuart Mackie.

Q. I find Mikey's(Lee) Uneccesary stripping in class quite disturbing. What do you think i should do? - Thomas Lung 20/11/01
A. This has become a quite frequent occurence during art periods and it has to stop. I suggest that you heat his shirt up to 100 degrees, so that when he tries to take it off he will burn his hands.

Q. Why is the Tough Guy so tough? - Pat Chen 22/11/01
A. To tell you the truth, i was born tough and i have always been tough. But it wasn't until this year that i realised my full potential.

Q. Why is the big man so big? - Pat chen 23/11/01
A. See above.

Q. Does The Big Man like ruby lin? - Pat Chen 23/11/01
A. Funny you should ask Pat. Me and the Big Man actually went to see Ruby at her house in the south of Melbourne, but to our dismay we soon realised that Ruby Lin in fact lived in China, and our whole trip was a waste of time and numerous hours lost which could've been utilised in the appropriate manner, par exampler: updating MuffinZone.

Q. If Yussepi 'was' a yoghurt. What is he now? - Clem Lau 10/12/01
A. I thought you'd never ask. Well, as you may know, Yussepi was a yoghurt. This was until he was sacked for 'surposedly' possesing too much acidofilus. Now Yussepi works as a bus stop in Adelaide with his wife and 3 geese.