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| * 'Brocoli' is the French word for 'truck driver'. * If you throw a platypus off a building, it will land on it's eyebrow. * If you held 2 elephants in the air for a long time, your arms would soon become very tired. * 'hotdog' comes from the latin word 'hotdogus'- meaning a rabbit with a hamstring injury. * Cheesecake is not made out of cheese. It is made out of the rare Russian bungy jump cord, spootus. * An average octopus' life spans from when it is born , to when it dies. * You have more chance of being hit by a meteroite than playing chess with an echidna. *It is illegal to kill a Jellybean. * Most people's shoes are bigger than their feet. *It is legal to keep a buffalo as a pet, but you are not allowed to feed it cheese. *If you stole the moon you would go to jail *People who eat strawberries are more likely to die of ear-phone failure than people who eat turtle shells *Horses are known for their toothbrush stealing antics *Echidnas are sometimes in the posession of illegal candy, which are often blue or white, depending on whether you are in Belgium or Denmark. *The average duck has three pairs of shoes *Tight rope walking is considered great for your health because it challenges all aspects of nose development. *Knives are often called 'jrigies', which in french means literally, to swim politely *Most swans are amphibious, meaning they swim in the water and they can eat hot dogs in the summer *In Spain, women are expected to play hop scotch 13 days a year, but never at Easter. *www.muffinzone.cjb.net was voted "most non-jewish website" in 2001 *Jingle Bells are often referred to as duck bringers, because they are often seen killing hippos in South Africa *Mr Gainford is a fine fellow, one of the finest in our class *83% of beer bottles are thrown at elephants *Many people are under the impression that Robert Downy Jr has a fish tank, this is in fact untrue, but he does actually like the idea of hot air balloons *Curryball is a cheap imitation of WallyBall that requires no skill and most competitors are incredibly smelly *Any year eleven that plays handball must be a downee *Horsy Joe Bak, Bondi Hmmmm *African marsupials are unfairly treated like apricots, where they are forced to dance on their noses for days on end, similar to what an apricot must accomplish by the time he is 19 months old *The somewhat 'incriminating' photos of Armina Soemino have not been developed yet, nor have any photos from Ali's party, so stop bugging me *Seldom pinapples are often known to eat three CD's in 8 gulps, but not on tuesdays, when 7 gulps are mandatory *Kids who don't keep it real are often subject to brutal bashings and being swallowed by Greek cabbages during their maths tests *Priests that kill people are often terrible rappers *More often than not, french poodles are considered more friendly than German poodles, although this is not the case when dealing with bookshelves |
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