alisparty

This little section was made to distribute the minor details of Ali and Julia's party. From what the Big Man saw, this is the timeline from the Big Man's perspective, so if something is missed, it's probably cause i wasn't there, or I was asleep. E-Mail me if you feel strongly about a concept gone unmentioned....

5:08 - arrived at Coogee McDonalds to find that me and Kwok were the only guys there, however, we were glad to receive a warm welcome from Cath, Jane and Yoan. This 'hello' from Yoan was about the only word I heard from Yoan for the rest of the night. The only other time I heard her voice was when she was screaming at Jason for giving her "beverages" to Kwok, who had no real idea who Yoan was.

5:34 - awaited the arrival of the twins outside McDonalds. Debates were arising between the girls over when and if they would be drinking. Plus, if anyone would call the police about these somewhat 'under age' drinkers.

5:40 - the twins arrive and Drew decides for everyone that we should go past the residence and see what's happening. After seeing the supposed father, Drew once again decided we should stroll down to the park in broad daylight with our drinks. After some of the more 'civilised' students suggested that this idea was the stupidest they'd ever heard, the group split up after a white convertible sped past, probably after seeing Jenna a little tipsy after half a lemon rusky.

5:52 - the group I was walking with, consisting of Drew, Tom, David, Cameron, Ben Au, Ben Friz, Bronwyn, Kwok, myself and Ann I think....
David pulled out one of his 7 bottles of Carloff vodka, to this end, Drew suggested (demanded) we went back to Ali's house because drinking at this particular park (where kids were still playing hop scotch and the like) would be less enjoyable because it's not laid back enough.

5:56 - Troy, Ben Au, Kwok and myself continue talking about RAW and doing our best 'WHAT' impersonations. Plus our Lance Storm impersonations, "Come on Ric, give me another chance........woo."

6:03 - our gang arrives at Ali's house where Cam is quick to start mixing drinks. For those of you who drank Cam's snot green beverage, and had no clue what was in it, it mainly consisted of blue gatorade, vodka, Hahn and the secret ingredient, Fanta.

6:12 - Tom, Drew and I form the Diss Corner, which funnily enough consisted of us three paying out any little thing worth making mention of, ie: 'This chair's too f*cken low' - Drew. I was then joined by Rebecca (on good terms) and started talking before we were interupted by Drew, because I asked him to point out who the hosts were to me.

6:23 - accompanied by Ben Mitchell, Adrian, Ben Friz, Ben Glass and Tom Miller, we make our second trip to Coogee McDonalds where our dinner is purchased. Upon our return, we are chased by Bronwyn, Thandi and someone else who I can't remember. About 50 metres from Ali's house, one of the high points of the night occurred, which was when Robbie Girdler was tossed like 4 pound bowling ball off a 3 foot ledge into the gutter of Melody Street. Luckily, our MuffinZone photography manager (me) was there to capture the moment.

7:45 - someone realises no music is being played, so an old Red Hot Chilli Peppers CD is thrown in the CD player. Jenna's unstability is also made apparent when she states, "Hey........you're Tim, and you made MuffinZone....." for the 18th time that hour.

8:03 - Armina asks around for a knife so she can....uhh, slice her fairy bread, but fricken Girdler forgot to bring his. Luckily enough, Mina was in the incredibly responsible hands of Cameron Conway. Cameron by this time, had probably drunken 4 times than that of myself.

8:30 - about the time I received a broken neck from Cameron Conway on the trampoline from a mistimed Stone Cold Stunner. Also, this was also about the time Jason Tan made a clown out of himself when he landed a front flip knee first on the pole maintaining the tramp's stability. Jason was limping around for the majority of the night and was literally 'legless' following this incident.

8:53 - approximately when numerous bitch slap occurances took place. Some of the victims included Catherine, Drew and Armina Soemino, who surprisingly remembered this part of the night.

9:17 - the unfortunate passing of Ali's trampoline. I am told the trampoline has been a favourite of Ali since her childhood years, but the passing was inevitable, since over 20 of the "70" people that came were lying on it. To prove the Big Man was not involved, a photo was taken of the entire group, which turned out like a sick, medieval orgy of sorts.

9:45 - A mosh pit of sorts is developed in the middle of the yard, a crowd favourite being Oasis and they're past hit 'Wonderwall' Another song that proved successful was the Spice Girl's hit single 'Wannabe' although, the best song of the night was without a shadow of a doubt was my Spice Girls cover which only lasted only 32 seconds and was the only sign of decent punk all night.

10:03 - the crowd starts getting restless with no sign of new music ahead and Girdler regaining a bit of composure, although his bellowing for 'Eye of the Tiger' was a tad annoying to say the least.

10:27 - Armina finally comes to terms with the fact that she isn't going to kill herself, thanks to Cameron flexing his biceps, Mina must've realised just how much she has to live for *looks at ceiling*

10:38 - The Chocolate Starfish and Hot Dog flavoureed water soundtrack is played. To my understanding, Rollin was the last song played before we had to stop the tunes because of some Coogee law about stop the party at 11:00

11:02 - Ali's father informs us that the police have arrived at the house, and that we have to clear out soon.

11:08 - makes his departure unwillingly because I was in the middle of some important stuff. Said some emotional goodbyes to Drew and then left thinking "I came to this party.......why?"