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| Cartoon Jokes |
| Q. How many teabags could Spiderman catch in half an hour? A. Three, because he only had two pockets. Q. What does Batman do in his spare time? A. Goes to Nepal to see his sick grandma who had been hit by a french hotdog when fishing for mice. Q. Where couldn't Dumbo the elephant hide? A. In an empty jar of vegemite. Q. How many Johnny Bravo's can you fit in a bottle of ice-cream? A. None, because someone left the fridge door open and everyone escaped through the chimney. Q. Why can you never receive more than one ice-cube from Sponge Bob Square Pants? A. April Fools, you'll ask for a couple of ice-cubes, and he'll only give you one. Q.What should you do if George Jetson is stealing your watermelon tree? A. Cut off his arms so he can't run away. Q. How many Fred Flinstones does it take to cook an ice-cube? A. Seven, One to fetch a turkey and six to hunt down some soy sauce while robbing the Kwike-Mart. |
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