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Profession: Freelance writer (print and Web), editor, electronic publisher.
Race: MilkyWayfarer.
Location: Sol System.
Political Party: Cynical Idealist.
Belief system: "Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me."
Catchphrase: "Not all who wander are lost."

WORDS OF WISDOM

If, if, if!!! If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his fanny every time he hopped. [Mother]
One man in the king's prison asked the other why that man had promised the king that if given a year of freedom, he'd teach the king's horse to sing: "A lot can happen in a year. The king could die. The horse could die. I could die. Or the horse could learn to sing!" [Old fable]
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
At least you're driving into daylight.
Where there's life, there's hope.
That kid could talk the hind leg off a donkey! [Old southern saying]
Well behaved women rarely make history. [bumper sticker]
Don't make me call out the flying monkeys! [T-shirt]
Swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool again? [Daria]
Give 100 monkeys 100 typewriters and 100 years, and eventually one will write a bestseller.
It's ethereal transference, man. [Trent, in Daria]