1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

          2. How do you put a elephant into a refrigerator?

          3. The Lion King called all the animals to a very special meeting. Which animal didn't come?

          4. A river is filled with crocodiles. How do you cross it?

If you have:
4 right = You are a complete genius. You don't need to go to college, in fact, no school.
3 right = You need a bit school, but not much. NO college!
2 right = You need at least 1 year of college, not much though.
1 right = You have chances to become an instant professional, but you still need school.
0 right = Oh well, back to all that homework.