Do not read the outcome before having made all the
calculations.
1. Decide the number of times you wish to make love during one week.
2. Multiply this number by 50.
3. Add to the result 44.
4. Then, multiply by 200.
5. If, this year, you have already celebrated your birthday, add 104.
If you have not celebrated it yet add 103.
6. Last step: to the result you have obtained, subtract your birth year
(for
example, subtract 1968, 1973, etc.).
Once you have made the subtraction, you should have a number with five
figures. If you like to make love a lot (ie, more than once a day) you will have a number with 6 figures
So:
The first of the five figures (or the first two of the six figures) points out the number of nights per week
you
wish to make love. Is it correct? But it is not all.
The last two figures correspond to your age.
But the best has still to came......
The figures left in the middle point out
THE POSITION YOU LIKE THE MOST WHILE YOU ARE MAKING LOVE!!
This mathematics works only for this year (2004)
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