| MeXiCaNs |
| What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? |
| Juan on Juan |
| Why dont Mexicans barbecue? |
| Because the beans keep falling through the grill |
| One day, there was a duck he was looking for some one to help so a skunk comes up and the duck says, "Hey mister, can you help me? Can you tell me what I am?" The skunk replies "Well let's see, you have webbed feet and a orange beak so you must be a duck." "Okay, cool, I'm a duck." Then the skunk says, "Well now can you help me?" "Sure, Let's see, your half black and half white and you smell. You must be Puerto Rican." |
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| Why are mexicans good at the olympics? Because they are good at jumpin fences, sprinting, and swimming. |