| bLaCks |
| What did God say when another black baby was born? |
| What do you call a black priest? |
| What do u call a school bus full of black kids? |
| OOPS! Shitted another one |
| What do you call a bunch of blacks running down a hill? |
| Why do blacks carry shit in their wallet? |
| Where does a white baby go when they die? Heaven. What do they get when they get there? Wings. What is it called? An angel. Where does a black baby go when it dies? Heaven. What does it get when it gets there? Wings. What is it called? A bat. |
| What do an apple and a black guy have in common? |
| Why aren't black kids allowed in sand boxes? |
| What is a black mans porno magazine? |
| What does BFI stand for on a dumpster? |
| they both hang on trees |
| national geographic |
| black family inside |
| a thief |
| identification |
| The cat might mistake them for shit and bury them |
| Holy Shit. |
| A rotten banana |
| microphone |
| a mudslide |
| coach |
| What do you call a black guy with a new bike? |
| What do you call a black guy with an Afro? |
| A Truck Driver has to deliver 330 black Brunswick bowling balls to Arkansas. Along the way he sees a black guy hitchhiking, so he pulls over and says "I'll give ya a ride but there's no room up here in the cab get in the back with the balls." So he does. A little further down the road he sees another black guy with a flat tire on his bike, and he too is lookin' for a ride, so the driver tells him that he'll be glad to give him a ride but he has to ride in back with the balls. He agrees. So just as there getting into Arkansas they get pulled over by a detective and a rookie. The detective tells the rookie to get the drivers Credentials and he'll check the cargo. As the rookie is getting the paperwork the detective runs to the front of the truck and tells the driver to get the hell out of Arkansas, so he goes on his way. As the two cops are walking back to the car the rookie asks why he let the driver go and he replied, "son, he had a truck full of Negro eggs, two hatched and one already stole a bike. |
| What do you call a white guy surrounded by a bunch of black guys? |
| What do you call a 90-year-old black man? |
| Why do black people smell so bad? |
| How do you get a black guy to wear a condom? |
| Why dont black men dont like blow jobs |
| A lady has always wanted to have sex with a black man. So she goes to a bar and has some drinks. She starts talking to a black man and pretty soon they go to her apartment. She takes off her clothes and jumps on the bed. She says do what you do best? So he grabs the TV and runs. |
| How do you get a black man nervous? |
| put a nike sign on it |
| Antique farming equipment |
| so blind people can hate them to |
| To get the black guy taste out of their mouth |
| they dont like any jobs |
| take him to a aution |
| Why do cop dogs always lick their ass? |
| Why do white people go to black peoples garage sales? |
| to buy their stuff back |
| Why did the Gorilla kill himself? |
| Because it found out it evolved into black people. |
| there is two black guys walking down the street, and they see a building that says "Talent Show". They decide to go in. The talent is to turn black people into white people. The talent show costs 99 cents. One black guy has $1 and the other has 98 cents. The one with 98 cents tells the one with the dollar to go in first and then give him the penny so he can turn white. So the one with the dollar goes in. He comes out white. "WOW!" Says the other, "can I have the penny now?" The other says "Fuck you, black guy, get a job!" |
| How do u save a white women being raped by 5 black men |
| throw them a basketball |
| theres a 3 floor apartment, A BLACK FAMILY LIVES IN THE FIRST FLOOR. the mexicans lived in the second floor, and the whites lived in the third floor. at 2pm a huge tornado strikes down the apartment. which family survives? |
| think about it for a secord then click here for the answer |
| A black man was walking and he came by a lake. At the lake he saw a Chinese man skipping rocks across it. The rocks were making sounds as they went across. CHING CHANG CHONG. The black man asked what he was doing. He said he was communicating with his ancestors. The black man said, "let me try that". He picked up a rock and skipped it across the lake. They went CHIM-PAN-ZEE. He got mad, picked up a big log and threw it down, it went BABOON! |
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| what do u call a black barbie doll? |
| barbique |
| a black and a mexican are in a car, whos drving? |
| the cop |
| A black lady gets on a bus with her baby and puts the bus fee in the cup. The bus driver looks at the lady and says "that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!" The black lady gets mad and storms to the back of the bus and sits down. She then tells the man beside her "the bus driver just insulted me and i am very offended!" The man replies, "you shouldnt take that, go give him a piece of your mind!" The black lady says, "you know, i think i will." Then the man says, "you go give him a piece of your mind, i'll hold your monkey." |
| Two guys work together - a black guy and a white guy. The black guy notices that the white guy always came to work with a smile on his face. He asks him "Man, how come you come to work with a smile on your face every day?" The white guy replied "That's because I make love to my wife every morning before work." Amazed the black guy asks him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning. "That's easy," the white guy said. "I just tell her the same poem when I wake up: Blondie, Blondie, eyes so blue, I just love waking up and making love to you!" Well, determined the black guy decides to take his friends advice. The next day the black guy shows up to work all beat to hell - black eyes, broken nose, fat lip... then works. The white guy says, "Man, what happened to you???" The black guy says "I don't know, I went home and tried your advice." "Well, what poem did you tell your wife?" the white guy asked. The black guy replied: "Nappy head, Nappy head, eyes like a frog, If I could roll your fat ass over, I'd do you like a dog!" |
| Why do blacks prefer the doggie style position for lovemaking? |
| They can both watch Soul Train on TV that way. |
| Why do blacks have such flat noses? |
| When they are born the doctor drops them on the floor, steps on the back of their heads and jerks the tail out. |
| A black man walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow!" says the bartender. "That really is something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot!" |
| Did you hear about the little black kid who got diarrhea? |
| Why wouldn't the black guy let his daughter marry the Mexican? |
| He thought he was melting |
| He figured the kids would grow up too lazy to steal. |
| How do you babysit black kids? Wet their lips and stick them to the wall. |
| What do you call a black guy with no arms? Trustworthy. |
| why does stevie wonder smile alot? he doesnt know hes black |
| Why don't black people stick their heads out of moving vehicles? if their lips catch the wind, it would beat them to death. |
| Why don't sharks attack black people? They mistake them for whale shit. |
| Did you hear of the new Black Barbie? It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check . |
| what do white people play with when theyre young? play-doh what do black people play with when theyre young? dog shit |
| Hear about the new Chap Stick for black people? It comes in a spray can. |
| How come black people are tall? Because their knee-grows |
| What does NBA really stand for? Nothing but Africans |
| Pop his lips |
| How do you drown a black guy? |