Interview with Mike Ects
(Date Unknown) Gregory Helms: Hello XXWF fans this is Gregory Helms reporting for XXWF magazine, I'm standing here with Mike Ects... Gregory Helms: Mr Ects, welcome to the XXWF Gregory Helms: How do you fell about your hardcore match against Mankind? Mike Ects: How do I feel? Obviously, like I'm going to win. Look at Mankind, overweight, not talented at all. Seems like it'll be a pushover. Gregory Helms: Well, from what Mankind said earlier he seems to think different. Any comments on that? Mike Ects: Heh. Despite what Mankind believes, he cannot end my career in this hardcore match that drips with redneckness. Just because I'm a little cocky doesn't mean I don't have what it takes to take out a legend of the hardcore genre. Gregory Helms: This match is for the no. 1 Contendership for the Xtreme Title. What do you think about Heartless the current XXWF Xtreme Champion? Mike Ects: I think of him just like I think of all other hardcore wrestlers. I think he's not good enough to stand up with the technical revolution the world has; he doesn't deserve to be in a wrestling ring or an arena. for that matter. Gregory Helms: Mr. Ects, do you think you will make an impact on the XXWF roster? Mike Ects: My God, I'm VERY insulted you asked that. It's quite evident that I will. Jesus, Hurri-dork, look at me! I'm Mike Ects, damn it! I'm the best wrestler on the roster, I'm oozing with charisma. Of COURSE I will. Gregory Helms: Sorry...in your short time here you already have a victory under your belt, and a chance to be no. 1 contender to a major title. Your thoughts on that? Gregory Helms: Hey, wait a second...Hurri-dork?!?!? I'm obviously not The Hurricane! What makes you say that? Mike Ects: You have green glitter on your face and you have a striking resemblance to Hurricane. Voice sounds similar. Very obvious. And you should stop denying it, the wrestlers backstage are thinking about commiting you. Gregory Helms: I have no idea what your talking about! The Hurricane is a wrestler...I'm just a reporter. Now, back to the last question. Mike Ects: Yeah, okay. Anyway, a simple win against a bigger loser than you, what kind of accomplishment is that? And why give me a chance for number one contender? Why not just GIVE ME the belts? Alot easier on everyone, I'm sure you agree. Gregory Helms: Hmm...I agree that you would make a great champion. As for me being a loser...again I'm just a reporter, I don't wrestle. Mike Ects: Being a reporter can still make you a loser. And you're a skitzo, totally not cool. Gregory Helms: I'm not a skitzo! I'm perfectly sane. I'm not the one calling people The Hurricane. Now any final thoughts Mr. Ects? Mike Ects: Yeah, you need help. Gregory Helms: I'll look into...HEY that�s not funny! Mike Ects: I find it hilarious. Gregory Helms: (looks into the camera and whispers) I think he forgot his medicine! (turns to Mike Ects)Anyway thank you for your time Mr. Ects. Good luck on XtremeZone. Mike Ects: Thanks. Good luck to you on your reporting. Mike Ects: You'll surely need it. Gregory Helms: Thank you...I think! This is Gregory Helms signing off. Back to you guys at ringside!
