Interview with Chastity
November 7, 2002 Gregory Helms: Hello wrestling fans, and welcome to the "Mild Mannered Minute" I'm Gregory Helms, and I'm here tonight with the lovely Chaz. Chaz welcome to the show. Chaz: Thanks Gregory Gregory Helms: So, what is the deal with you and Amy Lachey? Chaz: Ugh. yet again someone has asked. You know I�m not really sure. She came in�. I wanted to welcome her. You know just give her a match. Make her feel at home. She goes and gets all snotty with me. Well that Sh*t don�t work around here. Chaz: Especially with the Hardcore Goddess Gregory Helms: I see...you two seem to have gotten off on a bad start. I take it that the two of you will end up meeting in the ring again? Chaz: I sure hope so. I would love to kick her ass, and show her that I am Hardcore. Gregory Helms: Okay. I have heard in the back that you have joined up with the Acolytes? Chaz: Well, Yes, I have. They were nice enough to ask me. Besides, Now I have them to hang out with. We are without a doubt, going to show everyone in this business that we are the toughest group around. Chaz: Besides, having me around isn�t so bad... is it Gregory? Gregory Helms: Oh no! Not at all! You are one of the few people that don't accuse me of being The Hurricane. Gregory Helms: I appreciate that too. I'm just a reporter, not a wrestler; I hate it when people do that. Chaz: Well, you can�t claim to be someone your not. Am I right? I mean the Hurricane has class and brilliance. He is also entertainment. You are just a reporter as you stated. Chaz: Not saying you aren�t intelligent, Gregory, you are one hell of reporter. I think you do a nice job. Gregory Helms: Well thank you very much, that is a compliment coming from such a wonderful lady! Chaz: (she laughs) You are a class act. Gregory Helms: (blushes, and gets nervous) Umm...thank you, well I better get back to the interview... Chaz: Yeah, I suppose since that is what we are here for, besides we could talk about the good qualities of you as well as me all night. I don�t think we have that much time. Gregory Helms: Yeah this is only a half hour show (laughs) so, what do you think about you and your brother having a chance at the Tag Team titles? Chaz: I have talked with Raven, We have an all right chance at it, but we don�t want it to see like one of us is carrying the other through his or her career. Know what I mean? Chaz: Raven hasn�t wrestled in a while. (laughs) he has had other things on his mind. Once he gets back into it. I�m not sure if there is any stopping him. Gregory Helms: Yes I understand. Well its time for fan mail, where fans write in questions, they'd like you to answer. Can I ask them? Chaz: Sure. Gregory Helms: Ok. A North Carolina fan writes..."Hey Chaz, do you ever think that you will try and get the Women's title? Chaz: Women's title? Hmm�. well I wouldn't mind having it, but I don�t prefer to have it. Because Having a Women's title limits me to whom I can face? Gregory Helms: Ok. Next question, "Do you ever think Jeff and Raven will find each other?" Chaz: (laughs) well actually I do. I think my brother called him not long ago, but they have been playing tag for a while. Jeff has been so busy, and Raven.... so.... busy as well. But Raven has come up with something... some type of match so i think they may come in contact with each other soon. Gregory Helms: Hmm�. I see, well if I see Jeff I'll tell him to find Raven. Chaz: Thanks. That will probably be helpful. They are both Crazy so it�s no telling what they have in mind. Gregory Helms: Last question...(pulls out a paper from the mail bag) Do you think that Gregory Helms is a dork? (turns to producers) That's not even funny...I hate you guys! (turns back to Chaz) Well I guess you have to answer it. Chaz: A dork? (looks at producers)come on guys, he�s not a dork. He's a twin of Michael Cole. Michael is one of the coolest people in this business. Chaz: (asks Helms) is that a good enough answer? Gregory Helms: Yes, that�s good. (to producers) You aren't funny. You did this last time! Well anyway (turns to Chaz) thanks for being on the show, it was a pleasure. Chaz: No problem Greg, and you can tell Amy, that she isn't funny with her little stunts trying to mock me with the (uses her hands) quotes that I use. And if I had a bike, I wouldn�t need Dom to (uses hands) "help" me fix it. Chaz: See ya around Greg Gregory Helms: Bye, well thanks again. This is Gregory Helms signing off. Back to you guys at ringside...
