| The Legend of The House of Secrets 19th Story | Rating: 10 | Price: $3.00 |Adventure/Funny | 15 Pages| 8 Kids: Chester the leader, Raj the adventurious kid, Mike the athletic kid, Chris the confused kid, Ebinezer the stupid kid, Bill the smart kid, Tori chester's girlfriend, and Zelda Raj's girlfriend all go in a house that they think is abandon. In this 15 page adventure story, they find out that there actually is a man who lives in the house, and when he realizes someone is in his house, he wants to kill them. The kids try to escape and they find many secret passages. They finally solve a big puzzle and get to go out the backdoor. They find themselves in a walled-off feild and while running away from the house's owner, they find out that he has a big gang hidden back there and they wanted to destory everyone in the world. Then, the kids attempt to stop them. This book is full of tons and tons of adventure and lots of funny stuff. There is only 1 kid who survives. |
| Abduction 3: Return of the Confused One 20th Story | Rating: 8 | Price: $1.27 |Funny | 4 Pages| Chris returns in the third abduction! In this one he wanders into a mansion that he thought was an outhouse, because he had to go to the bathroom. He gets lost in the house and funny stuff happens. This story has 2 endings! Ending #2 is considered to be the funniest thing I have ever wrote in a story. It cause Mike Roller, Rob Hawley, Steven Hey, and some more people to turn red laughing and 2 of them fell out of their chairs! You need to read it! All I will tell you about it is that it has to do with the true car scene after school, where Chris's dad went into the school to pick him up and then 5 minutes later Chris came out of the car. This abduction lived up to the name of the other 2, as everyone's favorite series! |
| The Ho-Ho Factory 21st Story | Rating: 9.7 | Price: $1.50 |Funny | 4 Pages| Slightly simular to the Pepsi Factory, yet so different. This story is like my diary, like the Pepsi Factory, and I am the main character, like the Pepsi Factory, but the plot is very different. Keith Baron comes into our school and gives Roller a poisoned ho-ho and he dies. Then, I investigate to try to figure out who gave Roller the poisoned ho-ho. I finally end up finding out that it was Keith Baron, and I go to the Ho-Ho factory to try to stop his evil plan to put anthrax in all the ho-ho's. This story features many kids from out school along with Britney Spear's Chest, Al Gore, The guy from the Macular Degeneration commercial, and more. This is really funny, guys!! |
| The Ho-Ho Factory 2: Return of Baron 22nd story | Rating: 9.8 | Price: $1.50 |Funny | 5 Pages| Keith Baron has returned and he has set up a new factory in Afghanistan. After talking to him online as Keiththebaron666, I go to the middle east intending on going on vacation, and I find his new factory. I try to stop him, but this time it is much harder. Keith was expecting me and he had millions of men waiting to attack me. Thanks to my friend, Burt, and the traitor, Benedict Arnold the nineteenth, I survive to make it to the final battle against Keith. All my friends to school's spirits come to help, but they all die again stupid ways before they can help me. Steven Hey is the only one to survive and he TRIES to help. In the end, all i had to say was, "Blast that fool, Steven Hey!!" Yeah. . .He didn't exactly help, that's all I'll say. This one is funnier then the first, i think. |
| The Average Day of Conor Kilcoyne 23rd story | Rating: 10 | Price: $0.77 |Funny | 3 Pages| At the age of 30, Conor has just moved out of his parent's house. At the beginning of the story, he has a little flashback of why he had to change his name to Chris B. Cream. He had been wanted by the FBI for being such a bad governor of Rhode Island. He had wasted all the money the state had with stupid laws. Now, this is the average day of Conor Kilcoyne and his inflateable Girlfriend, Shaniqua. Conor eats tons of food, has a crappy car and house, and works as a Senior Citizen van driver. This story is hallarious, although it is only 3 pages long. This is the story that has gotten my stories very popular not only at my lunch table, but in the whole school. SUPER FUNNY!! |
| Lost and Confused 24th Story | Rating: 8.8 | Price: $1.00 |Funny | 5 Pages| This is full of amusing stuff that is kinda based on a true story. Roller went into the woods looking for the girl he loves, Quin, many years ago, and Jeremy is the first person to notice he is missing. Jeremy's discovery leads to me, Jeremy, and Chris going into the woods, looking for Mike. With the three gigantic brains that we have, you know that we get lost!! And with the three gigantic brains that we have, you know that lots of funny stuff is gonna happen. We do lots of funny and stupid things, but 50% of this story is funny because of stuff that makes no sence. There are many weird things that happen, such as near the beginning when Chris runs into the woods and me and Jeremy go into look for him, then Chris follows us. There are also a few things that are funnier for me, Jeremy , and Chris, because you need to understand the real thing that happened that makes it funny, like the fact that me and Jeremy were playing bop-it and the bop it broke and started beeping for hours! |
| Good Charlotte and the Bad Mitten 25th Story | Rating: 9 | Price: $0.50 |Funny | 1 Page| This is a weird one. I decided to make a half page story using every band's name that I could think of, and it worked! I put together a whole story and actualy made it all make sence!! Near the end, after I ran out of band names, I used video game names, and that worked too. Bands names used: Good Charlotte, Goldfinger, Unwritten Law, Mest, Smashing Pumpkins, Tiger Army, Blink 182, Less Than Jake, Sum 41, Reel Big Fish, 311, Sublime, New Found Glory, Bush, Goo Goo Dolls, Eve 6, Smash Mouth, Nickelback, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Offspring, Eminem, Papa Roach, Weezer Incubus, Descendents, Rancid, Disturbed, O-town, Crazy Town, Backstreet Boys, N'sync, Metallica, The Clash, Default.. Video Games used: Grand Theft Auto, Eternal Darkness, Resident Evil, Smuggler's Run, Gauntlet, Ocarina of Time, Myst, Wave Race, Streets of Rage, Rogue Squadron, Lion King, Super Monkey Ball, Super Mario Sunshine. Other Things Used: Bad Mitten, Durions, Michael Lee Roller, Drugs. |