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| Hannibal: This movie was proabobly the best movie that has came out this year, with the exception of "Traffic", although critics viewed it as some what of an upset compared to "Silence of the Lambs" it was still intriguing and possessed that Cannibal/psycho feeling. Some parts seem to lag while other parts seem extremely graphic and entertaining, yeah there was some gore in there, the plot wasn't as interesting or as developed as in Silence of the Lambs though. This movie was not so much of a psychological thriller and seemed to have somewhat of an artsy-Euro flare going on, but I reassure you that is not necessarily a bad thing. However, Jodie Foster is not in this sequel, which was kind of upsetting, but her white trash counterpart(not personally) is just as skilled and similar to Jodie. There was quite a bit of action and horror, bloodlust etc. which really attracted me. I'm not sure if it is still in the theatres right now but you should watch it as soon as it comes out on video. Let's just hope if there is another sequel Buffulo Bill returns from the grave to make a new dress.... My rating of this movie: on a scale of 10, I give it an 8 |
| Final Rating 8/10 |
| Spiderman In viewing this movie I had extremely low expectations of it. I thought that it would just be another brainless high - budget action movie with crappy computer animation and nothing to do with the actual comic book, and Tobey Mcguire starring as Peter Parker didn't exactly excite me either. However; I was presently surprised with regarding his acting and the actual plot of the movie; it wasn't just filled with fucking mindless teen heart throbs like Freddie Prinze Jr.So I say you fucking fag, She's All That was a bunch of shit and it made me so sick I puked on the god damn tv. William Defoe was an incredible actor, I loved the part where he talked to the Green Goblin through his mask, who was a more than worthy foe, or when Spiderman made one of his famous bad jokes which are usually associated with his present situation. Kirsten Dunst was amazing, and very...ver..HOT!!! Her portrayl as Mary Jane was a very pleasing one and I wouldn't mind seeing her in a wet t-shirt again. However, I still prefer the dramatic, and artistic performances represented in an R film, but I would definately watch this movie again. Final Rating 8.5/10 |
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| Mulholland Drive There are not enough words to describe how great this movie was, of course I hold a bias since David Lynch is my favorite movie director in the whole damn world. The main story revolves around a women who is involved in a car accident and develops amnesia. Eventually a bunch of crazy and bizzare crap happens, people get killed, sex... blah blah blah. This movie was beautifully filmed, it was very artistic and visual, symbolic and metaphorical. One of David Lynch's best films ever, if not his best, It made more sense than Lost Highway and it took place in California with two hot chicks!!! What more can you ask for. It is a carefully skulpted puzzle with much mystery and confusion you must piece every part bit by bit untill you come to a conclusion about the film. |
| This film is filled with a web of lust, debauchery, lust, love, passion, horror and midgets sitting in dark rooms. In other words this movie is so awesome it made me cream in my pants. It's better than burning bibles or mutilating large erect animals hellbent on inner earth destruction. I give this movie a rating of: 10.666/10 A0001A0001A0001A0001A0001A0001 |
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