Welcome to my personal links page. These links are not ordered for some specific type of information. If you're looking for those kind of links go to a search engine. These links flow like lava through your brain and eventually lead to different forms of enlightenment. Think of each link as just one particular path toward infinity. Also check back occasionally because there will be more as my time permits.
| This page is very sophisticated and it is done beautifully. It is also a great time waster. Other than that it serves no purpose. These are my favorite types of sites. | ||
| http://www.webshowplace.com/HeavensGate/home.htm | This is a true blue conspiracy site. It's not that they died with their boots on. They died with their Nikes on! | |
| http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/%7Egeoffo/humour/flattery.html/ | You want to go to this page when you're really feeling down. | |
| http://www.illinoisretail.com/humor/bobs/ | If you're tired of the same old toys-r-us junk then you'll just love this place. | |
| http://www.frontiernet.net/~cdm/age1.html | Know where you stand with the events of time compared to your age as you get older and slowly slip away. | |
| http://www.ufoevidence.org/documents/doc1866.htm/ | Something big happened in 1947. How big? Read this article and start your journey to find out the truth. | |
| http://funny.ansme.com/politics/bush/build.html | The way things are going, this guy just might be president forever if you know what I mean. Have a little fun and see what he might look like 20 years from now. | |
| http://www.chickenhead.com/index.asp | One of the best sites on the Internet. If you don't get a laugh out of this you might as well become a Republican Party member. | |
| http://www.downstream.sk.ca/country.htm | Real Country Western Song Titles, Like Get off the Stove Grandma, You're Too Old to Ride the Range. | |
| http://www.nexusmagazine.com/ | This is one of my favorite one of my favorite magazines. If you're looking for a good magazine to subscribe to then this is it. | |
| http://astalavista.box.sk/ | This page has kept me busy. If it's on the web then it's publuc domain for absolutely everyone. If you don't like it then sue me. You can't get blood out of a turnip. | |
| http://www.gamesville.com/html_gv/gv_schedule.htm | If you want to ever want to play old fat lady than go here and you can play bingo for free 24 hours a day and you might even win a dollar. | http://www.zefrank.com/ | ZeFrank is truly one of the best contemporary media artists on the web. | http://buffalobeast.com/50mostLoathsome2004.htm | I found this link buried in zefrank. The 50 most loathsome Americans. I guessed the top5. | http://www.heathenworld.com/elvis/elvis2.html | Elvis is definitely not in the building! | http://www.famousstar.de/index.php? | You will probably never get to do this for real but what is real anyway. | http://www.hollywoodiscalling.com/ | Only people who have really made it to the big time have their picture on this url. | http://www.hallmark.com/wcsstore/HallmarkStore/images/products/ecards/nfg1969.swf | This is everybodys boss. Who needs 'em. | http://www.humanforsale.com/default.asp?gender=male&refer= | Find out what yor're really woth on the world meat market. | http://www.topeuro.co.uk/blagger/the_duel.html | Famous flash animation of the famous banjo and guitar duel. | http://margo.student.utwente.nl/el/microwave/ | These are fun things you can do with your microwave oven. I take no responsibility if you really want to do these things. | http://cexx.org/hc/ | What yahoo geocities is really about. | http://www.worth1000.com/ | Where photography lives on the Internet. | http://www.csu.edu.au/weather.html | This is the only way I can tell what the weather is going to be like where I live. You can too. It depends where you live. |
| After surfing this site, you will really want to go see moma. | ||
| It's time to get off the Internet and make yourself something. |
