The Rainforest
New Beginning
  First off I would like to say that the rainforest in Brazil is being demolished by the whosawasmafallcaleakeeians at a rate of forty acres per hour.  That's like four hundred thousand football fields!!!(if football fields were 4' x 4')
   Your job is to go there and take notes on what they are doing.  I don't care if you dont have money to get there. SWIM!  After that you take some rope and tie yourself to a truck or something which will make them stop their work.(WARNING: Do not strap yourself to a tire or somewhere where they can't see you, or you will be in trouble )-:)
    If you have any questions write to the webmaster of this site or contact us at [email protected].  Or write to us at 6321 Hesminester St. Detronket, New Jersey 60653-4502
TOGETHER WE CAN SAVE OUR RAINFORESTS!
NOTE: This is totally fictional and is made-up.  I have no idea what is going on in the rainforests and my information has no meaning whatsoever.  Please take note that I am not funny(pause for comments) but I know I am because you said so.  Do not try to contact the e-mail address or mailing address(they are mad-up as well. Thanks!
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