Vampire bats could replace most umpires - bats have better eyesight
Our bat who art in Transylvania - unholy is thy name - thy will be done - its just for fun - Dracula be thy claim to fame
Vampires would like to be considered as a here to fore unrecognized equity group in Canada
If Dracula played baseball - would his nickname be Slugger...?
Have you noticed that BATS spelled backwards is STAB...?
Bought the grandkids some Count Chocula for breakfast today....
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Pagan Altars burn black candles

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
Actually, I personally don't spend much time in Gotham City...
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
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WHO SAYS I'm batty...?




Here
lies
my 
wife

In
Earthy 
mould

Who
when 
she
lived

Did
naught
but 
scold

Good 
friends 
go 
softly

In 
your 
walking

Lest 
she 
should 
wake

And 
rise 
up 
talking
 
 

~ Dracula ~

"Fangs
for 
the 
Memories"

 
In Any Hierarchy, Each Individual Rises To His
Own Level Of Incompetence --
And Then Remains There.

MerryLown Squirrely

After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

 If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
 
 

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