there was a young man (mike) from kent
his dick was so big it bent
one night on the job
he stuck in his knob
instead of coming he went

there was a young man from devizes
whose balls were two different sizes
one was so small
it was no good  at all
the other one won lots of prizes

there once was a man named hunt
who performed a particular stunt
his remarkable stout
could be turned inside out
and thus could be used as a cunt