Alias: Italian wife #2
Real name: Silvia
Description: Perfection personified
Rating out of ten: 10
Success rate: She's got my address, although she still hasn't written yet....blatantly shes gagging for it
Alias: The Spanish/German bird
Real name: Unknown
Description: Is she Spanish or is she German? No idea but on a scale from 0 to 2 I'd give her one twice!
Rating out of ten: 9
Success rate: Drunken conversation in la Lune (or was it the Mayflower? -Dave insists that it was) when I wrongly accused her of being Spanish
Alias: Italian wife #1
Real name: Carmina
Description: Classic Italian looks.
Rating out of ten: 8.5 (would have scored higher but for her bad taste in men, i.e. she chose a German over me!)
Success rate: She once blew a kiss at me outside Le Plana, or was Butz standing behind me? Keine anung.
Alias: Euroscience bird
Real name: Careen
Description: Best of a bad lot (sorry Rachel but those hairy legs!)
Rating out of ten: 8
Success rate: She once talked dirty to me in the Blarney Stone (she was only teaching me to swear however)
Alias: Mayflower/Bath bird
Real name: Unknown
Description: Tall, blonde but, having seen her in Bath, looks better in a dark bar or while in a drunken haze
Rating out of ten: 7.75
Success rate: No idea?.I was too pissed.