Paul and Shane at a Maine Toll booth
Shane: Does the Mass Fast Lane work in Maine?
Toll booth Guy: (scratchy deep voice) DO YOU HAVE IT!??
Shane: Yea, why
Toll Booth Guy: WELL PUT IT UP THERE!

Shane: I got the whole country dancing to Will Smith!

Shane, Paul, and Mike enter Calais, Maine
Shane: We have caluses all over our bodies!

Paul (falling down): Going down.(falls)
Shane: Look you just ruined the Coronas!

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