(Arrive at Ticket line for Billy Idol Tickets where Ricky, Carl, Seth and Neal are waiting)
(Chatham and Kevin Step out of the car)
Ryan: Hey hey hey guys, You got my tickets or what
Seth: Were almost at the booth don’t worry.
Carl: I told you guys you can count on us.
Ryan: We’ll see.
Kevin: (Looks at Ricky) Hey why is the southern hick with us?
Seth: Oh him, we felt bad about kid napping him and all so we let him tag along.
Carl: Yeah Cool with you guys?
Ryan: I could care less as long as I get these damn tickets.
Kevin: Turn around Carl your up next.
(As soon as they get to the front of the line its sold out)
Carl: Shittttt!
Neal: Tell me they did not just say that
Ryan: See this is what I get for trusting you guys, We could have had those damn tickets if You didn’t let howdy doody over their come with you guys.
Carl: He was lonely.
Ricky: Listen guy’s I’m sorry I lost you your chance at tickets, but in all fairness I’m not the one who kidnapped me.
Seth: He has a good point Guys.
Neal: Yeah it’s all that Joe’s fault. This one Time this kid I know Jim was taking a shit and Joe opened the door and walked in and said Hey Here I am, And then left.
Ryan: (Looking at Neal) What?
(Neal Shrugs)
Carl: Speaking of Joe, where is king at this evening?
Kevin: Ryan got pissed and now won't even pick up Joe from his wrestling match. He’s somewhere on route 99 right now and a few miles ahead is a knocked out hooker.
Seth: Why is there a knocked out hooker?
Ryan: Because I punched her….
Seth: Oh okay (doesn’t question it)
Carl: Well the fact still remains we need tickets.
Seth: Yes and we need them now.
Ricky: If you all don’t mind me saying, there is another way we can all get tickets.
Ryan: Really? How John Smith
Kevin: John Smith wasn’t from the south you idiot.
Ryan: Yeah Well kiss my ass! Now go on Ricky Joe. How do we get these tickets.
Ricky: Let's just find some people who do have the tickets and try to bargain with them
Ryan: Southern Dandy has a point. Carl who was the last person in line.
(Ryan Looks to see Craig in line with the last tickets along with Tracy)
Kevin: Looks like you have your answer
(Ryan walks up in anger)
Craig: If it isn't my best friend Ryan
Ryan: Quit the shit Craig you have something I want
Craig: Yeah and now she's mine
Ryan: I was talking about the Billy Idol Tickets but now that you mention it, Tracy what the hell are you doing with Craig.
Tracy: Well maybe if you paid a little more attention to me I wouldn't be with him.
Craig: Yeah Chatham, it seems you don't know a good thing when you have it. And now she's mine.
Ryan: Your not going to listen to this bullshit are you Tracy? This guy doesn't care anything about you. He only cares about pissing me off.
Tracy: It's so like you to say something like that, Ryan I'm just starting to become happy again.
Ryan: Are you saying you weren't happy with me?
Tracy: No I'm not saying that, I'm just not sure about things. I liked you a lot but I felt like everything I did wasn't enough for you.
Ryan: I was happy every time I was with you, Just seeing your smile brightened my day, But if you not being with me is what it takes for you to be happy. Then so be it.
Craig: Oh come on Tracy will you listen to this crap. Everything he is saying is so fake, if this were a movie this is the part where you two would kiss.
Tracy: But it's not a movie, its real life and you can't just change over night Ryan.
Craig: ( puts his hand on Ryan's shoulder) Well it looks like once again you lose to me again, First your girl and now these tickets. Why don't you do the world a favor and walk into traffic.
(Craig Grabs Tracy and then walks away with her)
Neal: That was some very nice things you said back there Ryan, If I were a chick I would of fell in love with you.
Ryan: Don't talk to me Neal. (Walks back to his car get's in it. And leaves.)
Kevin: Now Chatham's gone and we need tickets, What do we do?
Seth: Maybe we can find a ticket scalper.
Kevin: Do you see any?
Carl: Uh maybe that asain guy over their with the mullet.
(Asian guy Turns around)
Ryan and Seth say at same time: Nooooo Way!
Kevin: The Asain Prince (in disbelief voice).
Neal: The Guy from the website?
Kevin: Okay, Carl go up there and talk to him maybe you can reason with him before you have to kick his ass.
Carl: No Man, He’s like amazing, You go do it.
Kevin: Fine ill take care of this. It’s always me who has to solve the world’s problems. (Walks up to asain prince) Excuse me Sir I was just wondering. (While talking The Asian Prince kicks him in the Head) MY God! My Face!
Prince: No one is as beautiful as me, and no man or animal can have my Tickets.
Kevin: Listen, We don’t want any trouble here, we just want your tickets.
Prince: I have 10 tickets and no you can not even have a 1 of them. They are for me and my many beautiful women to go with in my suped up vans.
Kevin: Well that’s great and all but we really need them, Our whole summer depends on it.
Neal: I like your Mullet who’s your barber.
Prince: I won’t tell he is mine and mine alone, just like these tickets.
Neal: Well how about I go to my gym coach and have him walk in your bedroom on you when your sleeping and say Hey Here I am.
Prince: (Pointing at Neal) I like this one, he’s cute.
Kevin: Okay I’ve had enough (swings at asain Prince) (Prince ducks and throws Chatham to the ground and kicks him)
Prince: Dude don’t be a fag. See you made a beautiful man like me use forceful actions. I’ll tell you what, you give me an hour alone with the young fellow there (Points to Neal) and I shall give the tickets.
Neal: Eeep!
Ricky: How about I kick your ass, and then show it to you.
Carl: What did that mean?
Kevin: Listen there is no other way. You can have Neal.
Neal: No, I refuse to do anything like this. Guys I'm not gay guys!
Kevin: Just go back with him and reason with him
Neal: Okay I will try (Walks back)
Scene 8 Part 2
Ryan is shown driving in his car and seemingly depressed as he thinks of Tracy.
Music : Can't Smile Without You song Plays
(Goes to Chatham remembering everything him and Tracy have done over the 2 years they went out)
When he is done thinking, He stops the car. And Turns around Real Fast..
Scene 8 part 3
Craigs Part Scene
Craig talking with his friends Ted and Bret while Tracy sits on the couch looking uncomfortable.
Ted: Haha I can't believe you told Chatham to walk into traffic.
Craig: I think I've finally gotten rid of Chatham for good.
Jeff: Yeah and you also stole his girl too.
Craig: Yeah I did and not only that I also got the last of the shitty concert tickets they wanted.
Ted: What concert?
Craig: Billy Idol, heh Like anyone would actually want to see Billy Idol.
Tracy gets up and asks Craig where the bathroom is, but as she walks over she decides to spy on what he says.
Jeff: So what are you going to do with the girl now?
Craig: Well I will probably just wait a week, then get rid of her.
Ted: I thought you liked her?
Craig: Are you kidding me? I just did this to finally get rid of Chatham.
Jeff: You are the man Craig let me tell you!
Craig: The best part of this she totally thinks I like her, I started sweet talking her and convinced her to dump Chatham and even lied about most the things I said he did.
Tracy Walks back in
Craig: Hey babe, Are you ready to go?
Tracy: Yes I am, but not with you!
Craig: What why
Tracy: I heard what you said, I heard everything about how you got me to dump Ryan and you lied about everything. I can't believe you did this. I had something good with Ryan and you ruined it!
Craig: Yeah and its not like he will talk to you anymore
Ted: Yeah he probably hates you
Craig: After all of this I'll be surprised if anyone likes you. So what are you going to do stay with me, or try to reconcile the little chance you have with Ryan now.
Tracy walks up to Craig as if she is choosing him but instead slaps him.
Tracy: I'd rather try to get chance with him then spend 1 more second with you.
