Ryan: Joe you must be 1 dumb son of a bitch man, you’re the only person I know who can try to steal a TV and end up successfully kidnapping someone.
Joe: But the kid didn’t want to stay in that house anyway, so like it matters.
Kevin: The fact still remains that your dumb Joe. But Chatham you have to give Joe some respect.
Ryan: Why? Do tell me, Enlighten me to his many accomplishments.
Kevin: Well he is the greatest Pennsbury Wrestler, and without a doubt the king.
Ryan: The king of what, I hear him say day after day that he’s the king. Joe what the hell are you the king of.
Joe: If you don’t know then I’m not telling.
(Chatham Stops Car)
Ryan: Get out of the car Joe,
Joe: Wait but
Ryan: (Points outside) Get out of my car now Joe
(joe Leaves and Chatham Speeds off)
Kevin: What the hell was that about.
Ryan: I’ve had enough stupidity today as it is and plus that’s where his wrestling match was at, he's just to much of an idiot to probably notice.
Kevin: Yeah today has been different and everything but I still think your mad about Tracy!
Ryan: Oh great another Tracy Speech from the master of love right?
Kevin: Well maybe if you payed a little more attention to the girl you wouldn’t be in this mess.
Ryan: It's not that easy, I mean I cared and all but I cant even pay attention to you guys for more then a minute.
Kevin: Wait you passed our exit, where are you taking me?
Ryan: To do a little thing I call Prostitute punching.
Kevin: Prostitue Punching?
Ryan: Yes whore punching, We go up on the highway find a prostitute walking down a dark road. I wave money out the window she comes to the window and Bam. I punch her and speed off.
Kevin: Ah Man Chatham you are 1 sick mother.
Ryan: haha Well it’s not like their going to call the police!
Kevin: Man that’s low
Ryan: It is but I can’t stop it. What can I do as an individual, I am only one person.
Kevin: But you’re the only person doing this.
Ryan: Well calm down Kev I see one.
Kevin: I won’ have any part of this man.
Ryan: Well sit back a second. Hey do you have any bills all I have is a hundred. Got any $20 dollar bills.
Kevin: I said i’ll have no part in this.
Ryan: Fine suit yourself, Just sit back and watch the master.
(Hooker walks up to the window)
Ryan: hey sweetness I was just wondering If I could (*Bam* Punches prostitute and speeds off)
Ryan: Ohhh man what a rush
Kevin: Dude your sick, you know that you seriously need Help.
Ryan: Maybe so Kevin, Maybe so.
Kevin: Not maybe, You do. First you throw Joe out of your car, then punch a prostitute.
Ryan: Joe can handle himself
Kevin: Are you kidding me? Look at Joe he has the intelligence of a watermelon
Ryan: Yeah but
Kevin: Just shut up and drive we need those tickets.
Ryan: (Screaming out window) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Scene 7 Part 2
Joe's Wrestling Match
In this scene Joe is with his wrestling coach Father Nelson who is going over some moves with Joe.
Father: Are you ready Joe?
Joe: Yes, tonight I'm going to show North Gate High-School why I am the King.
Father: That’s great Joe, (Slaps him on his butt) Good Work. Now let me show you some more moves you can use tonight.
Joe: I know all the moves.
Father: We will see Joe (Goes Behind Joe and Grabs 1 arm and puts it behind Joe's Neck)
Now Joe, Can you tell me what this move is?
Joe: That's a half nelson.
Father: Correct, (Puts 2 arms behind Joe's Neck) Now what do they call this move?
Joe: That’s a full nelson
Father: Yup (Holds Joe's arms behind his neck and pulls closer to Joe) Now what is this move Joe?
Joe: I'm not sure what is it?
Father: (Whispers in Joe's Ear) This is the father Nelson! (Nelson begins to repeatedly hump Joe)
Joe: Get off me!
Father: Who's Your Father!
As all of this is going on the door is opened by the referee
Ref: Come on you 2 quit practicing moves, its time for the match.
Father: Uh yes, we were just practicing moves. Now Joe you go out there and win!
(Slaps Joe on the butt) Go get them King.
