Scene 6
Scene 6
(Return to Joe’s Again)
Joe throws open door
Joe: (Out of Breath) Guys come out in the other room quick.
Carl: Something tells me I’m not going to like this
Ryan: I can’t take much more surprises my stomach has hurt ever since I ate those damn taco’s.
(Joe looks around when Ryan says that)
Seth: What the hell is this Joe? (looking at box)
Carl: I hope it’s a whore!
Neal: I hope it’s a chip and dale! (Everyone looks at Neal) I’m talking about the Disney Characters duh!
Kevin: Well move out of the way guys. I’m opening this.
(Opens Box and everyone stares at what’s inside)
Ryan: Dude it’s a Man!
Neal: Yess! (Does the sign of cross)
Seth: Why they hell did you bring us a guy in a box Joe.
Joe: I thought it was a TV
Carl: Why in the Blue Hell would you bring us a TV.
Joe: We needed money for the concert so I decided to take it and pawn it for money.
Ryan: Ah God Joe, If you would of waited the extra 2 seconds you would of realized we had money.
Joe: Oops
Ryan: I don’t think an oops will help you on this one Joe. This is kidnapping. Kidnapping is a serious crime.
Kevin: Quick get him back to the house before we get into some serious trouble.
Neal: Your Right, I will take him back right away! (try’s to grab him out of box and grabs his behind)
Ricky: Ouch, Pardon my wankers what in god’s blue sea are you doing to me boy.
Neal: (Neal grabs him harder and says) Oh yes push me more I like it like that.
Carl: Someone restrain him quick before he has an accident in his trousers.
Kevin: Okay let’s think this out guys, Joe goes across the street try’s to steal a tv off their truck and by mistake kidnaps a person.
Ryan: Yeah I don’t like where this is going.
Carl: Your going to fry Joe.
Kevin: Well quick ask the kid something.
Ryan: Good Idea, First off who are you?
Ricky: Ricky Joe Hopper the 3rd. I was sleeping and you hoodlums took me from the box I was sleeping in.
Ryan: Well were really sorry and all and if you don’t mind me asking, Why were you sleeping in a box?
Ricky: I was hiding from my adopted parent.
Ryan: Well don’t you worry we will bring you back to your house and you can hide there.
Ricky: Oh please sir don’t, You don’t know what happens to me in that house. That’s why I was sleeping in my house.
Carl: Well what kind of things go on in that house?
Ricky: Horrible things, I live with a bitter old drunk who wears women’s clothing and has a tendency to molest.
Ryan: Hah! That’s nothing Joe’s dad is a bitter old drunk too.
Kevin: Yeah Joe remember on your dad’s birthday he made you dress up like Britney Spears and strip for him.
Ryan: Speaking of Joe’s Dad, Where did he go?
Scene 6 part 2
(The Hopper House Hold)
(Joes Dad is shown tied up in the basement in his underwear) When TL Hopper walks up wearing a dress with a Bottle of lotion)
TL: I’m going to untie your mouth now little one.
Joes Dad: Joeeeeeeeee!
TL: Joe cant save you now buttercup, Here take this (Hands him the bottle of lotion)
TL: IT PUTS THE LOTION ON!
Joe’s Dad: Joeeeee nooooo! Noo no !
TL: Yes! You will do as I say and I say it puts the lotion on!
(Upper Back of TL is shown and then his dress drops and it focuses on Joe’s Dad face and he has a disgusted look on his face)
Scene 6 Part 3
Joe: Hmm, I don’t know where my dad is.
Carl: Not like it matters anyway.
Ricky: So its all right if I stay with you fella’s right. It’s all Bling Bling as you would say.
Ryan: We don’t say Bling Bling, were not from Philadelphia, This is fairless Hills man, Not the Ghetto!
Kevin: If you say anything like that around us we’ll circumcise you!
Neal: With our Teeth!
(All Pause)
Then Ryan Slaps Neal!
Kevin: Well first thing is first let’s go get those tickets.
Ryan: Yeah Me and Kev and Joe will take my car and meet you guys there.
Carl: Why Meet?
Ryan: Because I hate you, Any other questions.
Carl: No that just about covered it.
Ryan: Okay then. Kev, Joe come with me.
Procede to scene 7
Formasified.
