Carl: Joe your dad is kind of scary and I always end up with some weird rash when I sit on your chairs.
Ryan: I don’t like the kid Joe, but Carl has a point there. I think it would be in our best interest to sit outside.
Kevin: Let’s just go in guys.
They ENTER
(Inside Joe’s house)
Joe’s Dad is spotted sleeping in his underwear with food stains all over him.
Joe: Hey Dad
(Joes Dad wakes up and charges for Joe and begins to whip him)
Joe’s Dad: JOEEEEEEEE, Joe Joe Nintendo Joe!
Joe: Daddy No, Why does it always happen to me?
(They rest of the guys walk back outside while Joe is knocked unconscious and his dad passed out)
Ryan: Well their Dead.
Seth: Wasn’t it worth going inside Joe’s House just to see him get his ass kicked.
Ryan: Actually I must say it was kind of amusing.
Kevin: (Points to a truck pulling in down the street) Look, The new people are arriving.
Carl: Yes, Yes, Yes! Come on Ladies I’m single.
Ryan: You always will be Carl. Remember these words Carl, Your Ugly, You have Red Hair, and only fat chicks like you for some reason.
Carl: The only thing you said just then only thing about the fat chicks is true. What’s up with that?
Neal: I don’t know guys, I think Carl is kind of cute.
Ryan: Just shut up please
Kevin: Hey all of you shut up, they are getting out of the car.
Ryan: I hope she has blonde hair.
Seth: I hope she smells good.
Neal: I hope he’s not taller then me, I hate tall men…… I mean I hope she’s butch.
(Ryan is shown walking up to the house combing his hair)
Carl: Yo! Ryan I’m going to go try to wake up Joe. (Enters Joe’s House)
Ryan: What ever floats your Boat Carl.
Kevin: Like you honestly give a damn anyway.
Ryan: True that Kev, but I suggest you guys watch this I’m about to make this lady mine.
(Redding walks up to the car)
(The car door opens and first you see a Leg, Then Blonde hair. Then she turns around and (Its chuck dressed as a woman (ONCE AGAIN CHUCK, YES YOU, YOU ARE A WOMAN)
Ryan: Good Lord! (With disgust all over his face)
Helga: Hello there cutie pie, How can I help you youngens.
Ryan: Maybe by first taking a Razor to that face of yours. ( Ryan is hit by Kevin )
I, I , I mean uh Welcome to the Neighborhood. It’s uh always nice to have new people.
Seth: (Whispers to Kevin). I’m not sure she’s a person. She even has to much hair on her lip to be an animal.
Kevin: yeah I mean its not every day we get someone so …. ( Looks at her )… Someone that looks like you.
Neal: God your hot! My names Neal I’m a Leo and I also like long walks at night, How about yourself pretty lady?.
Helga: Well hello there sweet thing. What a nice little boy.
Neal: (Blushing) She called me sweet.
Seth: (Grabbing Neal and dragging him back to Joe’s) Come On Neal, I hear your mother calling you.
Neal: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Let me stay (Says as he is dragged away)
Ryan: Look lady, we have to go, it was , well it was interesting meeting you. (they all hurry the hell out of their because chuck looks even more ugly as a woman.)
Kevin: God was that the most hideous looking fem you have ever seen or what.
Ryan: Seriously guy’s that was brutal.
Seth: Did you see Neal? He was eyeing her up like a fly on shit.
Kevin: Well let’s get our asses back to Joe’s house and check on Carl.
(Ryan Rolls his eyes)
Kevin: I know you don’t like Carl, Ryan. So let’s save us all the trouble of a fight and just try to get along with him.
Ryan: I can’t promise you that ill try, but ill try to try.
Kevin: That’s all I’m asking. Now let’s get back to Joe’s
